Why dont we petition for Kekism to be formally recognized as a religion?
Surely we have the numbers (praise Kek) to do it?
Also first acolyte to roll repeating digits will be declared our Pontikek Maximus, or Poope, if you will. The following gets will become our Pee Priests.
Feel free to share any more meme titles we can use for ranks within our holy church.
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Trump will win!
You need to channel the chaos harder friend
rolling for Poope
Fuk
We don't need to be recognized
We need to be a power to be reckoned with
Praise Kek
Are you guys proud of your German blood? It's great stuff.
rolling for kek
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all hail
thou art faith is strong, kek bless this post with the holiest of trips, not dubs that art come before, but trips do with you deem worthy of the the sacred number
bump
Praise Kek.
Yes Goy...
Worship a Frog! That's it!!
Praise
WORSHIP MOLOCH INSTEAD
I'M RUNNING LOW ON SACRIFICES
Rolling for the glory of Kek.
AWAY, VOLCANO GOD DEMONS
I'll do it if kek wills it
nope, looks like I'm off, one of you fuckers will need to though
Kek works in mysterious ways
Roll for Grand Meme Archivist, PRAISE KEK
>makes sacrifices to demonic frog/owl gods
>wonders why he feels empty
Energy flows where attention goes. Good goy.
Well, he is kinda picky you know?
Kek pls
They will break up!
Kek plz
In the name of kek I reveal myself
Now my bishops rise with me
Chaos shall not be centralized.
Don't slide kek!
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>make cannibalistic sacrifices to a Jew god
>wonder why he's a faggot
Follow your god's example and KYS.
I feel your power level growing
Kek can't have a grand poop. Kek is chaos. The will of the collective
Am... am I a bishop, my lordship?
R0ll for Executive Tendies Treasurer
Ok fine
Rolling for pro-petition
HOLY FUCK
Rolling for High pREEEist
I declare that we make this acolyte our new Poope until someone else achieves a higher get.
MAGA
>worships a cartoon frog
Seriously. Think about that shit long and hard. I dont even need to defend myself or attack you. It speaks for itself.
With these digits i declare Trump will win, and Ivanka will come to all our homes and provide us with great pleasure!
Pee Priest roll
Praise kek
I said MAGA
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I support his vote!
also rolling for bishop
>worships a fictional Jew
Seriously. Think about that shit long and hard (just the way you like it fgt.) I don't even need to defend myself or attack you. It speaks for itself.
>petition to make a religion
Who the fuck verifies a religion
I will praise Kek always
In the name of the Father, the Wife's Son and the Holy Spirit, our new Poope is BnK7X0Zc
praise be to Kek!
I have not yet seen our next prophet
It needs to be decentralized and easily adaptable so we can all easily take advantage of the tax benefits and property havens that result from religious interests.
tfw you realize Sup Forums is infested with underage pimple-faced neckbeard teens
Feels bad bro.jpg
Oh look! You showed me a cat cloaked in a frog costume!
I'm wrong and you are right! Clearly!!
I'm so fucking down praise kek as long as it's decentralized
Why? Kekism should just remain a chaos cult
Kek is a bretty cool goy
Kek fags are so fucking cringe inducing
PRAIISSEEEE KEEKKKKKKKKK
For something to be declared a religion, shouldn't it's adherents actually believe it has some holy or supernatural significance?
Yeh ok I guess I can be a priest or whatever.
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The picture was unrelated but your underdeveloped mind would fixate on periphery things that have no relevance to the primary matter. Truly a microcosm of the way you relate to the world brainlet.
The point is, no religiousfag can level that argument (your religion is absurd!) at another religiousfag without being a moronic hypocrite; example you. Moron.
You're telling me some sandnigger walked on water, brought faggots back to life, fed a bunch of people with a single thing of bread and a fish and not ONE person thought to write about until 60 years after the faggot died?
Sure there weren't as many literate people back then but there were still some. Hell people are barely literate today and they can't buy a fucking overpriced cup of coffee without writing on goybook or shitter. But yeah magic jew man does magic but no one thinks to write about, give me a break retard.
>formally recognized
Excuse me faggot, we're trying to keep our shadow meme government thing going here. It's pretty sweet as is.
Now take your normie ass over to Sup Forums, jerk it, and consider lurking moar before ever thinking to post this shit again
Prophetic scribe
donald trump will be the next president of the united states
Shadilay, friends
Normies get out REEEEEE
>shouldn't it's adherents actually believe it has some holy or supernatural significance?
>implying it doesn't
Nope. Non-theistic Buddhism is a religion with no supernatural component. Religion is not strictly supernatural. But rather a system for relating to the world and the way it works. I'd say Kekism, whether theistic or not, qualifies.
Some things are not meant to be known.
Donaldf Drumpf is going to grab America by the pussy
27 is the best number my friend. It is stronger than any repeating digit.
>69
>pleasure
Tis a sign from kek! Praise thy!
Praise Kek, deliver us from this evil
>Kekism
Good idea, but the name should be better. More memetic and amusing. Kekaku? Followers being Kekakists?
Praise Tony Blair, for he is Kek in human form
Rolling for archduke
(angrydyke)
I just want grass to be part of the sacrament.
TRUMP will win. Praise Kek!
fug off by 1
Nope, not since the Amish and Scientologists destroyed the concept of religion in federal court to get out of paying taxes.
Hey look at that, the holiest of repeatings
here's an idea
confess to me in spoilers
Remember: [spoiler] in order to repeat you must repent [/spoiler]
Checked
Rolling for crazy holyman of Kek
Kekism shouldn't be a Religion, it should be more like Masonry: strongly esoteric study but doesn't conflict with most other religious paths.
I really would like to get this started. Some one should start a go-fund-me to buy the Kek frog statues the Nazis found and really get things rolling.
You are all like little babies
Let me show you true power
>the name must be decided by max repeating same digit.
You worship a cartoon frog.
Not even able to respect a real frog out in nature. You undermine yourself in more ways than one.
How about Holy Anime Chronicler?
Yeah we can get tax exempt status as a regular non-profit fraternal organization anyway lel
You're out of your depth here lad. You should take Saint Augustine's advice and shut your stupid mouth around people that know more than you because you embarrass the faith by running it in ignorance.
BLAIRTACULAR
>Why dont we petition for Kekism to be formally recognized as a religion?
This could be the most autistic thing I've seen on Sup Forums all week. It's not even defensible as satire.
Petition to whom exactly, moron?
>Also first acolyte to roll repeating digits will be declared our Pontikek Maximus, or Poope, if you will. The following gets will become our Pee Priests.
Kek needs no permanent human agents, you fag. We are all his priests as the spirit of the digits move through us.
Now check em.
>worships a cartoon frog
You need run through. I dont understand how weak you are as an individual. It doesn't make sense.
The IRS dumbass. Scientology took sci-fi and turned it into a religion. Kekism could be argued even easier because it's reviving ancient Egyptian mythology.
And he rolls...