Do you like bitches? Do you like muscles? DO YOU LIKE MUSCLED UP BITCHES!?
No? Well head over to Sup Forums where they post fag shit all the time.
I backed this kickstarter a while back and it finally put out the first issue. Like it? Buy it when it comes out assholes. Yeah yeah I backed a comic kickstarter, sue me. Hopefully they will shit on the big 2 some where down the line.
I give you Patriotika issue 1.
America, fuck yeah!
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Check these sweet dubs
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>kyaaa
just like in my chinese funny pictures
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What is this? Is it just an excuse to show tits and ass? If it is then I'll read it.
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You''re not entirely wrong. From what I understand the guys making this just got tired of all the shit that goes on at the big two with all the SJW shit and wanted to go back to a simpler time. Yeah it's tongue in cheek stuff, but comics aren't meant to be literature.
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I wasn't really all that jazzed about this page. The dialog seems silly. But then again, a skin tight flag uniform isn't exactly the height of seriousness.
Is this Starship Troopers
THE END! That's all folks. Who knows if this comic will actually hit the stores or it will just be a digital download. Who knows if it will even make it. I hope they do make it. The art is nice to look at and the story didn't have any crazy feminist/gay/SJW bullshit in it. Just muscled up bitches in skin tight outfits hitting shit.
Kinda like how She-Hulk used to be.
One more kickstarter scam.
>but comics aren't meant to be literature.
Kill urself my man.
Ted Cord and Jaime Reyes
>DO YOU LIKE MUSCLED UP BITCHES!?
No one cares about this nazi garbage.
Fuck off.
Just keep believing that and you keep getting hack writers trying to write character defining story arcs with every comic and failing miserably every time. Comics, cape comics specifically, are meant for children. Do you think a child wants to read catcher in the rye in comic format?
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But children lack the disposable income to buy comics. Rather, comic books have their niche in manchildren.
Eh. It sorta feels like something you'd see in Deviantart.
Children get their parents to buy them stuff. Are you even trying?
That describes most of the big two's output nowadays.
I kind of want to see someone claim this is a male power fantasy.
Fuck off commie. Go back to eating your soyslop and jacking off to cuck porn.
This is drawn, written, structured and even fucking lettered like a porn comic. Why not just go look at porn instead?
Do children go into comic book stores? The Diamond distribution model makes it so that comic books are not accessible by simply going to a supermarket, but specialized stores. This is why trades are so prominent in present day. Those have relatively larger range of markets to appear in.
Assuming OP isn't just the creator shilling his work, good job - you funded a deviant art fetish comic that's sub-par.
They go into my LCS. I do agree with you there. Back when I was a kid they used to put comics on wire racks anywhere magazines were sold. Now you never see that.
Just glad I'm not funding a web comic. Yesh.
>fetish comic
Like Wonder Woman?
Oh, it's a male fantasy all right.
>that "action"
How embarrassing.
My LCS usually has a bunch of kids go there after school, some parents do still give their kids money to buy shit.
didn't read anything, just came to say "Patriotika" is an absolutely awful name.
But it's pretty close though
>75% of her costume is covered in stars and stripes.
>Is named Patriotika, name is also covered in stars and stripes.
>Has big fat American tits.
>Goes to desert shitholes to fuck shit up.
>"Nazi garbage!"
Know what?
I'm going to buy this comic just to spite you.
Yeah but they have the special kind of amateurish dreck that makes it seem like they didn't try.
This feels like an amateur who really kinda tried but couldn't do better.
Be fair though, it's still just the first issue. There's only so much you can cram into 20 or so pages.
>I'm going to buy this comic just to spite you.
Stop buying comics to spite people, buy good comics.
>Stop buying comics to spite people, buy good comics.
I have enough disposable income that I can do both.
>since it's for children, who cares if the writing is good!
From one writer to another (or the "backer") the problem is that in this day and age this premise and character isn't interesting outside of obvious sex appeal. The art is great, the writing is decent, and that's about it.
There needs to be a hook outside of "look at this hot musclebound girl!" There's too many of these basic comics and they never really pan out because there's too much competition.
I think there's more promise in making it full on porn and pitching this to the muscle fetishists. Not those hyper muscle ones but those that like their She-Hulks and Power Girls. Large market and plenty are willing to pay for it.
Other than that it's so bland and overdone.
i like how the powerset is a rip off of gen 13 and a little firestorm. this comic isn't very good.
>expecting capeshit to be works of literary genius
Eh, the art is good. I don't think I'll buy it though. It's just not the sort of thing I like to read.
this comic was dynamite level bland.
>Good means literary genius! there is no in between!
So this is the American version of Ultraman.
Better than I expected
This is what comics would be in a world where everyone was retarded.
Decent first issue. It has potential
God that was terrible
So the general consensus is its bland, its awful or it has potential.
It still is the first issue though.
so how long before Tanya goes evil and becomes a vessel for an evil god
Potential just means it's bland and or awful but there's one thing that I like.
In this case, tiddies.
I prefer the one where the girl busts a chair over a dude's head and wins a device that turns her into a musclefu.
The writting defintitely needs some workshopping. But I'm on board.
Comics need flesh blood. It might be a bit shaky now, but who knows, I believe one day, Patriotika could save the world.
[SJW DETECTED]
Same series this?
Kinda sad, I'd like the guy to do more than just porn.
Also I'd like him to do a lot more porn.
>male and female friends
>male and female evil gods at the end
Two issues?
Here's some cosplay pics for you tiddy fans.
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What an awful costume.
Also did he hire her to do this?
Yeah, that one.
No idea.
Good taste. Too bad it's stuck on a growth fetish site.
OP here. I really did just bring this to you for a little bit of different. Enjoy or hate it, I'm the one who paid for it.
Be honest, you just used some of your kickstarter money to pay that woman to do this.
A cosplay photo shoot was legit one of the stretch goals.
Expect criticism on an anonymous image board but the reception is mostly "meh."
I think there must be something in between "crazy feminist/gay/SJW bullshit" and "completely substanceless cheesecake that might as well just be porn," OP who is definitely not shilling his comic.
I think it was just somebody who hates shit
I actually did just want to do something nice for once. I remember a time when Sup Forums got shit done. The original kickstarter release was in a PDF format that I had to go in and screen shot each page.
Not everyone on this website is an asshole.
nope this is
Sincere Thanks OP.
Sexy super soldiers vs mythological gods is my thing down pat.
Speaking of kickstarter comics I have been trying to find a copy of Prince-s Star Thief but no luck.
>The art is great
Absolutely. I will read this just for that.
It's really not drawn like a porn comic, yes there is cheesecake but it's not of the cheap back broke posed glossy fake vapid pornstar looking variety.
this has been on 8 muse for about a year already people that backed it just wanted a physical book.
>Static poses
>Awful muddy coloring
>This shit
I'm not just talking about the cheesecake, even though it's a blatant fetish comic. Just because there aren't any bimbos doesn't mean the style (or lack thereof) isn't there.
>not porny enough to be porn
>not interesting enough to care about otherwise
It's aggressively mediocre, I guess.
good for you dude, I enjoyed it.
I mean, not enough to buy it, care about it, or remember it long enough to find the second one, but I read the whole thing.
that was neat, Fan Service wasn't as explicit as I thought
It wasn't awful but it's kind of boring and Erin is a bit plain.
Like what can she offer than Powergirl already doesn't?
Apparently the giant chick from the beginning is getting her own comic eventually.
Can't lie, I'm hyped. There's a distinct lack of GTS cheesecake in comics.
Nothing special, but it was fun.
>Way Big's species is literally called To'kustar
It's the little things that made the show great.
This is bait.
Some people haven't ruined themselves with porn and can still enjoy being lightly tittilated while enjoying a pleasant action adventure.