>plane from delhi to san francisco
>randalf thinks he's in wallmart
>sharts his pants hard
>as usual blames the mess on us
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Is randalf an American name now?
>randalf
Nigger who?
>randalf
jesus christ
what are some other allegedly stereotypical names indians have for americnas?
>airlines decide Indians shit on the street,so who cares if an airplane shits on the street
should be fine if you do it over the designated area
How does one discern one's own shit from another's?
Are poo-in-loos born with it as an innate sixth sense, or do you have to go to university and get a degree?
...
It is important to only shit in the designated shitting streets.
Aerial street shitting
I heard their airports have skid marks everywhere.
They have poodar
Nah, just like people.
Every poo is unique. They hate these foreign poos, invading and taking the job of a perfectly good Indian street poo! Why, these cosseted foreign poos were done in a luxurious toilet before being dropped onto the street! Not like real Indian street poo, layed properly on street from birth!
kek
Jesus Christ... kek
This is absolutely retarded.
Airplanes to not work like that and the waste valve can only opened up by people on the ground.
t. someone who dumped shit out of airplanes for a living.
kek
People weren't shitting in the streets enough this month so they flew their special poo planes over the city to fill the quota
Who knew the National Aeronautic and Shitting Administration was headquartered in India?
>randalf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA.
AHAHA. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAAAA.
*COUGH COOOOOOUGH COUGH COUGH*
Ahahahaha. HAhahahahha. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HAH AH AHAHHAHAHA.
>Poo market in freefall
>Indian government initiates "Quantitative easing"
>Airlines pick up the tab and bail out the market, designated street shitters give themselves massive raises while regular shitters see no benefit from the increased poo
Thanks Modi.
This i do the same thing
Nigger joe. Riley Reid.
thats fucking scary, i was thinking of that a few days ago
PRECISION POO STRIKES
>randalf
Fucking Austrailia with the bants
Para-poopers.
POO BANTZ
I can see a cargo cult type religion springing up over this. They will venerate toilets but not use them, like the sacred cow.
Is your equipment just as terrible as ours?
>tfw having to drive 1.5 miles on an open topped tractor hauling a shit cart in -40 weather, only to get the to the sewage dumping hut and finding out some idiot forgot to keep the heater on the cart on and the entire thing is a frozen ice cube of shit.
Did you at least sell the frozen shit cube to India so they could chill their curries?
>be me in high school
>there is a indian foreign exchange student
>he goes to the bathroom every day
>one day, went I went in the bathroom, all of the stalls were taken, so he pulled down his pants and took a shit on the floor
>security guard walks into the bathroom, and sees the Pajeet shitting on the ground
>the security guard pulls the Pajeet into the guidance office.
>Pajeet was expelled.
No joke, I work in the capital.
When the Indian delegation came in they dumped all their water onto the ramp, a full 747's water tanks
just so they could get Canadian water instead.
Not funny faggot.
It's not meant to be funny
It's bait to get maximum (You)s
Fair enough.You got a lot of (You)s.
(You)
Enjoy them, they'll be the only value in your life as you sit pondering your life inside a shit-filled call center. Then you'll blame Pakistan.
Gandolf. He said Gandolf.
But Indians can't Pronounce the "G" sound just like they cant shit on a toilet.
Super Pooper 2020!
You mean Gandalf?
>in India poo literally falls from the sky
You can't make this shit up.
hurr durr totally not an idiot just trololling
DESIGNATED
>poo falls from sky
>citizens rejoice as property values soar
I guess Pajeet and the rest of them haven't been using the designated shitting streets in a while so they had to fly in the shit to keep the streets the way they're meant to be.
>You can't keep this shit up
Ftfy
u don it now arry
ITT: RANDALFS BTFO BY PAJEET
DESIGNATED SHITTING AIRSPACE
>make a normal thread
>literally zero indian posters
>Make a poo in loo thread
>first post Indian
All the intellectual might of 1.3 billion people comes down to monitoring Sup Forums for threads.
India: The Worlds Toliet
What a shitty article. Planes cannot just open the "poop dump" valve in air and start shitting out crap.
They have an internal septic tank, it gets cleaned out on landing.
Meme magic + Hindu magic is more powerful than whatever faggot ass bullshit you're talking about
>Poo inspector comes to delhi
>"pajeet, Why is there poo on street?"
>"Mr. Inspector, poo falls from sky, we swear!"
tacit assumption as far as I'm concerned.
Here's the thing, poo, in America only degenerate fat disgusting slobs shit themselves in Walmart, and we all laugh at them for the disgusting fucks they are.
While in India, parents applaud little rajeesh for shitting in front of his house. Salalama gets congratulated because she took a huge fucking dump right on her own street. Bishmalu finally left his training toilet aka the backyard and went to shit in streets like a real big boy. Fuck off dirty pajeet, and wash your hands when you cook because idk if Indian food tastes like shit because you cooked with your designated wipinh hand or because it's just shit, like you and your so called 7th world """country""""
DESIGNATED SHITTING AEROPLANES
we wuz shitting from the sky n shit
>randalf
I'm not even gonna bant this shit.
Beat me off to it.
Says a man/woman/apache/bigfoot from a shit eating south american jungle tribe
>People actually believe this
I bet they also think Africa would be better off without colonization
I can only imagine what their space program is like
>randalf
It's the Indian Airforce Drone
>INDIA FIRST TO SHIT ON MOON
Think of if they end up colonizing mars, making half of it designated shitting land
They speak pigeon English m8, their comprehension is paper thin.
Hol up rare friend