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Sperm banks are sexist, they need to pay more than $50 USD for specimens.

If you are a supermarket donor the woman has no right to know anything about you or get money from you BUT the kid has the right to know who you are and get money from you. It's suicide to donate Sperm

It's because the law changed.
Used to be you could donate sperm and the children born from it would never be able to know who you were.
Now at 18 they're legally allowed to know who you are and contact you, so everyone stopped donating. Fucking awful change in the law.

No, it's because of America. Basically there's been cases in the USA of lesbians tacking down sperm donors and making them pay child support, our men don't want that shit here.

AFAIK if it's part of the NHS you don't get paid anything for donating. I know you get fuck all if you give blood or body parts.

That and they put you on a crazy jacking off schedule.

Wait they actually changed it now? I thought they didn't.

Holy fuck flakes, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you werent liable for the child of some stupid skank that used your sperm then I bet thousands of people would have gone to donate sperm.

Yep this is the reason I would never donate. I had considered it before because I don't want my own children, but then I found out about that when I read into it.

probably because people were sick of "accidentally" getting impregnated with retard migrant sperm like 500 times

The reason is because you are legally obliged to release your identity to the kid. So anyone who donates sperm here would never be able to have a normal family life down the line

That was in the Netherlands, besides there's enough American spawn on this Earth, we don't need no more.

What if you tell them to fuck off when they contact you?

>Crazy jackoff schedule.
I am sure its not more arduous than what the average 4channer experience daily.

>change law so the child can find out who you are and demand money off you
>surprised when no one donates any more
WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK

>demand money off you
What obligations do you have after they are 18?

this is why people don't like government running shit, they can't even figure out supply and demand. Just raise the fee for donating sperm until more people do it, it's that easy.

Get fucked stealth impregnators.

Really? That's ridiculous.

Its the opposite, you can only jack off like once every two weeks when you donate.

The fact that children sired by artificial insemination can claim financial amendments from the donors years down the line is a major factor in the sperm bank's downfall.

The only other use for it, besides biomedical research, is to set degenerate records. Such as Michelle Monaghan in July 1991. About 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen had to be pumped out of her stomach. The sperm was obtained from a bank in Los Angeles.

You get sued

im a furry

the money you owe them for the first 18 years

Backdated CSA payments to the government if the mother was in receipt of child benefits.

Yeah they can do that here, a lot of the time they don't actually bother because the absent father can claim the mother threw him out which voids the claim and case from the CSA or something but yeah I can't remember plus I've had no sleep.

Also, don't you think it's a bit harsh on a kid to figure out he/she is nothing more than some turkey basted spawn and not really wanted? It's selfish of women and men to create a child that way.

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Reminded me of this long lost meme

Kinda don't see the big deal besides a awkward goybook convo.

Hell it seems like a great way to spread your seed without the work without feeling like a degenerate

Maybe I am over simplifying it

There's some private clinics in London (one that I know of) that pay you but it's a very small amount per sample, I think like £20 or something or so I read.

No way

>he/she is nothing more than some turkey basted spawn and not really wanted?
What.
Most people seek donors because they can't have children of their own, either because they're faggots or because their bits don't work right.

Holy shit

Absolutely true. The NHS is free at the point of use for all. So the payback is we as a nation give blood and body parts free to the NHS. I imagine the sperm bank has the same principles as the article says it's part of the NHS.

no you're right
these cux are just scared of everything

The kid can demand money from you.

Dude, you've had it in the USA where anonymous donors have been tracked down and forced by courts to pay child support even though they are sperm donors.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2544670/Judge-rules-Kansas-sperm-donor-DOES-pay-child-support-lesbian-couple-performed-procedure-home-without-doctor.html

theguardian.com/money/2012/oct/26/gay-sperm-donor-pay-child-support-maintenance

Second link is a case in the UK. It's why men don't bother donating sperm.

>because they're faggots
And do you really want faggots to have kids?

The cases in the US have been about the state trying to force the donor to pay child support because the women weren't working. Shit is still fucked though

and you dont have to pay
at least in the usa
fucking god fucking fuck

Of course not.
But it's silly to say the child is unwanted.

Yeah but put yourself in the mind of an 18 year or however young/old the person is when it finds out that its father was literally a sperm donor. There's gotta be some sort of feeling of "well great".

No, we are just kikey and don't want to pay for some lesbian couple or gay couple to have a kid whilst we want our own private family and donated sperm under the guise of anonymity.

You are of cuck.

I'd would donate if I could legally fuck them at 12.

I said that the child might "feel unwanted" and there's a heavy implication that the father wants nothing to do with the child in question if he spunked in a cup and handed it over to a clinic that promised he'd have nothing to do with it.

Seems like a jewish trick to get women to use foreign sperm

To be fair sperm banks are degenerate anyway.
>I don't want to look after my own kids so I'll donate sperm
>I want to be a single mother
>I'm a faggot who defeated my biological purpose, better have some unnatural spawn

Never trust women and never trust the state. Donating sperm to a public sperm bank means you have to trust both to not fuck you over.

The only thing that surprises me about that headline is that 8 people actually did it.

But the child is clearly unwanted, it only exists for their virtue signalling.
The straight couples that can't physically have children are another thing.

This, I don't agree with them.

This too.

Should Sup Forums's Aryan posters donate their sperm in an effort to spread the white race?

>don't want to pay
YOU DONT HAVE TO PAY IN THE USA
IF YOUR COUNTRY IS MAKING YOU PAY
THATS YOUR PROBLEM

ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵃʸ

Well whatever, if they reverse the law and make it actually anonymous and the child has no rights whatsoever to track down the donor you'll see donations rise.

Until then? They can cunt off.

This.

This is beautifully put.

Do I really have to stab you with my penis in your nostril?

Do I? Do I need to do that? Huh? Are you going to learn science now? HUH? HUH? WELL?

They should GIVE me money for doing such a tedious job.

This, hopefully our courts are not that retarded, but I am not willing to test it.

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They can ask for you to pay for college.

The requirements are way, way too high for the average brit

Yeah you know to lay down like a bitch don't you? Take after mummy do you? Or daddy?

HUH?

Same thing happened here in Victoria, now they're begging for donors.

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Well I'm sorry we can't all meet Lelgiums standards of sperm donors.

>Be a Muslimnigger with a 9 inch cock
>Oooga booga were da sperm banx at?
>Allahu ackbar!

It's because it's not legal to pay people for sperm. If there's no fucking incentive no one will do it will they?

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Who the fuck thought this was a good idea, jfc

that's pure fucking shit.

>Hi, I'm your son (sobs uncontrollably)

What? No. You have the wrong house.

>You are user, right?

Yes.

>You're my biological father... back in 2016, my mom needed help conceiving...and, well...

Oh shit. The sperm bank?

>Yes, that, I'm here though dad, I have always wondered about you, so many things about myself I don't understand and I'm hoping you can provide answers.

Like what?

>Just little things. Sometimes, I feel like this black sheep. Nobody understands me and I feel like I'm much more in touch with altruistic pursuits, like you, donating to a sperm bank to help women conceive that otherwise can't.

God dammit... okay. I was in college. It was really hard to get all my homework done and keep a job well enough to pay rent at the same time, but I was really good at beating off to Chinese cartoons. One day, I really wanted a pizza, but I could only scrounge together 98 cents from the couch cushions..I googled something about easy money, a short trip down the road and a minute in the bathroom at a clinic with tons of Chinese cartoon porn on my phone...and I was eating pizza. I think it was pepperoni and sausage.

>but, oh.

It came with this garlic dipping sauce..really enhances the experience

>...

Yeah, actually, I just ordered some pizza now, I'd offer you some but I plan to eat the rest over the sink later.

this was probably a zinger in your head and that's sad

Would you really be fine with the idea that someone, somewhere, could be pregnant with your seed and you'll never know neither the mother or the kid ?

No, sadly it's the sorry state of your non country.

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this doesn't make sense and it's ironic considering the thread at hand

You shut your hole you nigger.

I'm pretty sure you have to, whatever waiver or whatever you might've signed is going to be invalidated by your state's laws.
It's like with prenups, they simply don't work.

Straight up kills absolutely any chance of anyone but weirdos and the truly, amazingly desperate from donating.

I'd donate and even be happy to meet my 18 year old kid(s) later down the line

But suddenly "ding dong suing time"?

Get fucked dickhead.

White genocide isn't real they said

you deserve more yous

are you left wing by any chance?

Belgium isn't a country, though.

he already covered that

IVF is the same coin as Abortion, it's affront to nature and should be banned.

reminder that a Belgian sperm bank gave out sperm from a legitimately autistic African man

they hid his identity because you're supposed to be able to choose based on race/height/IQ etc of the donor so all these women thought they were gonna get an Aryan ubermensch for a child and instead they got a retarded niglet ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kek

Most of the reason they have so few donors is that they are a thousand times worse than the Nazi's. ehen it comes to genetic purity

That distant relative has diabetes? Sorry your not the right material

>no you can't do a DNA paternity test, fatherhood is cultural
>but we want to know who you are when you donate sperm

Yeah that had to be one of the most fucked up medical stories I've read in my entire life.

Why the doctor didn't go to jail is beyond me.

Or tied to a railroad track.

How old is this story?

I wouldn't trust the government with my sperm either. Gordon Brown would probably sell it off to the turks for use in their national sport.

I'm not typing "danish sperm african autistic donor" into google, my dude.

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guess she was female.

That was the netherlands

Why would you be able to choose based on IQ? Who going to go "yeah man, give me some of that 70-80 IQ jizz, don't want my kid to be smart"?

For that matter, who's going to choose a batch or short jizz?

I can can see some deluded SJWs wanting black sperms, though.

>at 18
for what?

Man this made me chuckle.

Story was fake.

Not only are the laws fucked up, they only accept tall, blue eyed, kind, intelligent, healthy men, who comprise a tiny percentage of the population and of course they don't offer them enough money because this is a government-run business administered by people who don't understand the basics of market economics

AHAHAHAHA

get fucking culturally enriched