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>6 artists in one issue
>Issue is only 20 pages
What the actual fuck.

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And I thought the ''space lesbians'' was just a meme.

I thought it was created by a gay guy with mutant powers

>Literally me.

complaints about the art must have them scrambling to find something less hideous. I don't think any penciler cares to try on it though.

I thought Wiccan created this universe also really? The creation story they're going for are 2 cosmic lesbians formed their world? really? Someone read this and gave the okay sign?

>Planet Fuertona
Are you fucking kidding me?
Also fucking this.
Wasn't Wiccan the one responsible for all this shit?

its like that whole have a room full of monkeys eventually they will write a Shakespeare play or something

>Puerto Rico national soccer shield
>4 stars
>Puerto Ricos highest ever FIFA ranking, 97th

Everything in Marvel is literal

Is Gabby the only writer who can make every succeeding issue worse than the one before? I mean you'd think she'd hit bottom already. That's a gift right there.

I think the other impressive thing is that not only does she not learn from her mistakes, she continuously makes new ones every issue.

I have to wonder what the raw manuscripts look like before editors get to them.

I can't believe this shit has a 7th issue.

I really wish it were possible to give negative reviews of this series, but anybody on a payroll for this kind of thing is legally obligated to support it because lesbian superhero.

Gabby makes Gillen looks competent in comparison.

The Spanglish got worse after every issue. What the fuck?

This shit really feels like a lesbian self insert fanfic.

Remember it's continuing in Legacy so it's at least getting 6 more issues.

Thats exactly what it is. Gabby completely disregards every established facet of America as a character and the lore behind her.

It's mind boggling, I mean you'd think after 7 issues she would have made an issue that isn't worse than the one before but she does. Like in #1 where she puts 2 self inserts IN THE FIRST ISSUE, 1 of her saying AMERICA IS THE BEST HERO and Her being America's literal bff, you'd think it can't get worse than this but then she does the whole "POC villain group aren't evil" mega shit and issue after issue you think no way she can top this but she does without fail. I mean really? Space Lesbian gods?

I have a feeling its because people are calling her out on twitter for not being able to speak the language

What legacy is there to this?

>Legacy
Please tell me that they aren't pairing Chavez with Steve Rogers.

> editors
> marvel

user...

At least the new villain is a dominatrix with a golden gun.

America is loosely a legacy character of Miss America

Marvel Comics - burn it down and salt the earth!

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>the only thing I've seen this character in is Original Sin
America vs Orb/Watcher when?

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artists in one issue
>>Issue is only 20 pages
>What the actual fuck.


Rumor has it the 'writer' of this turd is a world-class asshole that nobody wants to put up with.

Marvel corporate is panicking as their SJW flagship turns out to be godawful, and are trying to find something that can get salable output out of this trainwreck.

I wonder how much cash they had to dish out for that cover alone?

Wasn't she a villain from Original Sin?

>D.I.Y. Goddess

Good Lord, seriously? The Goddess is called the Do It Yourself Goddess?

Fucking fuckballs.

>original sin

Well that's why I didn't know about her.

>Rumor has it the 'writer' of this turd is a world-class asshole that nobody wants to put up with.
>Rumor
What did user mean by this?

If I was Morrison I would be really mad right now.

She first appeared in Morrison's Marvel Boy mini.

Original Sin was Nick Fury's Secret Empire in the sense that Marvel shit all over him and Dum Dum Duggan while they were at it.

IIRC, it was just the clumsiest fucking way to get rid of Classic Nick Fury and launch half a dozen characters/storylines.

This is what happens when you hire cover artists for interiors.

Cosmic Lesbos

Who can I write a letter to to make this god aweful abomination of a comic stop existing?

Noone because admitting this is an abomination is admitting that diversity and women don't sell (which they do but they won't admit it's because the writer is shit)

>Whoa... So this is the power of lesbian goddesses... Amazing...

So now Marvel is letting Gabby retcon the very creation of the Marvel universe itself.

i dont know about you guys but i want to cum on her back

I just want the letter section to see if the border joke got in.

>if the border joke got in

They send those back.

Wait, wait, wait. She's an alien and probably has a different genetic makeup but she's considered to be a latinx because she's brown and talks Spanglish?

Her ancestors are apparently from Planeta Fuertona

I am so angry that this shit made it past 8 issues meanwhile Nova died in its 7th issue.

Did this comic sell better?

Probably. Nova sold badly and even if Sam is Hispanic he doesn't have the same level of diversity that America does.

>wasting 6 artists on a comic that sells less than 10,000 issues a month

I think that is just the shitty planet that Chavez is from in the Gay Dimension.

>Did this comic sell better?

America #6 - 9,548

Nova #7 - 13,456

Fine taste sir.

Marvel is driven by their agenda. Chavez displays a greater extreme of showboating for diversity and gets readers more upset and riled up. So of course Chavez gets better treatment than Sam.

Its not enough to simply be Hispanic. You have to be Hispanic, female, and gay too.

god damn that is a terrible name basically named "Strong woman" or more specific it's an adjective used to describe a strong woman. Like naming a planet tough lady it sounds just as stupid in spanish.

she isnt proving anyone wrong so far.

Underrated

Then why not fire Gabby and hire another Hispanic lesbian writer?

Gotta get that pretend-D.I.Y. crowd.

Am I the only one who finds this creation myth to be disturbingly racist, heterophobic, trash?

The fact that Kaplan flat out creates a universe where being gay is a cosmological law is deeply flawed conceptually. It also plays into the most bigoted stereotypes surrounding homosexuality and implies that heterosexuals and homosexuals cannot peacefully coexist.

Naming it the utopian parallel is the icing on the retard cake.

By all accounts America should be utterly horrified at heterosexual interaction.

Or maybe Gabby is just a terrible writer who can't think her way out of an open paper bag.

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What the actual fuck am I reading?
Wiccan died for this?

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I find it extremely depressing that the difference between a decent comic and one of the worst comics ever made is less than four thousand units.

Isn't any creator entity a DIY? Isn't that already implied when you say they created shit out of nothing?

>Let's just add some stars
>they look cool and don't mean anything, right?

>crack your ancestors wide open
wat

Every title has a budget, and based on that they decide how low it can sell before being cancelled.
Nova probably had a higher budget, with better paid writer, artist and editors, so it had to sell more to succeed, while they're probably paying Gabby with tacos to keep this thing going.

>YWN 69 a world into being
seriously though, can you imagine being the editor that had to rubber stamp this shit? Like, you look across the vacant floor to the only other editor left and think to yourself "it couldn't have been passed across that faggots desk?"

I thought Warlock did.

Nah, they didn't read this crap.

>Or maybe Gabby is just a terrible writer who can't think her way out of an open paper bag.

That and she is racist trash.

She literally appropriated "Latin" culture because they were as brown as she is.

Man being the god of DIY must be the sweetest deal ever. The people who worship you never bother you for anything and handle all their shit themselves while you get worship and power just from that.

>Planeta Fuertona
Nuyoricans were a mistake.

It was. He takes after his mother.

Gotta one up Paradise Island somehow. So were getting an even worse thing going.

I feel bad for the artist being wasted on a book this bad, with sales this terrible.

because she's a SJW who'll throw no end of shit at that kinda "prejudice" Honestly they are trying to run this out like Mockingbird who ended up quitting because "she was too good a writer for comics."

They gave Chelsea Cain more comics work, though. Marvel really loves YA novelists right now, that's who they're hiring.

I would totally get a sex change and go gay for her. Too that unff

Fuck, who is the artist? I like that America

>mfw seeing the former colonies ruining our great language
i feel legit offended

What the fuck is that horrific creature in the red?

Man, America is like Korra. She has a top tier design but somehow she turns everything around her to shit.

God. Marvel really is being ran by jews, isn't it?

>Implying Marvel has more than one editor left
>Implying that editor even looks at the book.

They just got this guy to make the first four pages look decent, didn't they?

Yup, gotta try ANYTHING to sell this book at this point. Even using the old trick of only making the preview pages look good (and it's debatable if they even do).

I can't wait until they hold Alex Ross' family as hostages so he can make four pages of an issue and the rest are made by Gabby in mspaint.

Y'know that's honestly just likely enough to happen that i'm going to screencap your post just so we can say that Sup Forums called it.

Except we all know the space lesbian's lord and savior is the one know as Wiccan, a gay guy who decided that if he was going to make a universe of hummonculi they should all be lesbian women, instead of using his godlike powers to making a beefcake universe like any normal gay guy would

So since I can't understand key parts of this comic, I guess it isn't for me? Did they decide to just exclude the non latino(a?) audience for this comic?

I've always been okay with the idea that "not every comic is for everyone" I guess, but I don't know any of the people I know who read comics this is actually for.

PORN WHEN?

>I have a feeling its because people are calling her out on twitter for not being able to speak the language

Would someone mind giving me some examples? I'm not trying to say that's not happening, I just don't know enough about the language to really understand what she's fucking up.