It's 9pm at night, raining outside. You open the door and she's soaking wet...

It's 9pm at night, raining outside. You open the door and she's soaking wet. She is shaking and enters your living room then asks you to hold her in your arms because her boss and her husband have abandoned her.

What do you do?

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Cook her some scramby eggs!?!?

Not another footfag Huma thread pls.

Malik was fucking right.

Grab her by the pussy.

"Let me tell you about the jews"

I DO NOT let the Palestinian girl back inside fuck no
I learned my lesson

>youtube.com/watch?v=QwlgsgbT274

tell her to GTFO

Fuck her instead of doing a bunch of weird shit the other anons in this thread are suggesting

The climate right now looks like they're going to Lee Harvey Oswald her. She may be the fall person.

Restrain her and take funny request pictures for a Sup Forums thread of course.

So, you wouldn't ask her to use her political connections to help you get the jetpack in GTA V?

btw, why does she look like Anita Sarkeesian?

Tell her to go away so my house doesn't get taken out by a drone strike

And kill myself with it? No thanks

call the cops

Drag her out of my house before we both get barbelled.

Would you atleast make her some scrambled eggs for breakfast?

Turn her in.
I bet I can get a pretty good reward.

A 69 and anal.

She's a 5/10 but really fuckable.

Let her in, only for her to find Hillary sitting in my living room drunk with a shotgun

Punch her square in the jaw. Knock her ass out, and drive her to the local FBI office after hog tying her and roughly throwing her into the trunk of the car.

A reward from Santa?

>bowl of eggs
>you have to eat this, don't ask why, just do it

Pump then dump

Grab her by the pussy. The hole is a hole

Tell her to come right in as I close the door and pretend to undo the chain, then go back to my room and jerk off.

This is the only correct answer.

> Eat them all Huma, eat them all

I'd ask her to let me sniff her footpussy. Get gud fgt.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought of this, kek.

get her a lesbian

Kick her out, unless you want to die from Arkancide

Requesting the story behind this

Tell us more

>arab

There's only one thing left to do.

Santa, Satan, Clinton. It's all the same for me.

If nobody else bites, I guess I could auction her off to some anons.

>She is shaking and enters your living room

Bitch, please. Like I'm going to open my door more than a crack when a stranger knocks in the night.

As soon as I see who it is, the door closes. She'll have no opportunity to invite her skeevy, unwanted self into my house.

Larger mouth with thinner lips and bright red lipstick that they both have in common.

this

Tell her to come inside. I'd then instruct her to remove her garments. As she stands facing me, nude, I tell her to turn around. She turns and I see her butt smiling at me. She bends over and pulls her cheeks apart. I quickly rush to her parted ass like I'm about to give CPR. I use all my senses to take her ass in. First I see it, then I feel it, then I smell it and finally I taste her corrupted asshole. I clean her butthole like I'm trying to erase incriminating emails. And although I know the exercise is futile, I enjoy feeding on her waste. I proceed to kick her to the curb as I settle in to continue reading Sup Forums, gorging on the taste of her ass in my mouth and the corruption of our act.

I would detain her and call the FBIbros

Weirdly enough something similar actualy happened with me, obviously the girl wasn't a politician tho.
Based on that experience i tell her to fuck off and kick her the fuck out if she doesn't.

How the fuck did she get in my living room i didn't say she could come in

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I don't open the door after it's dark Jew

Proceed to fight the twin dragons Voslaarum and Naaslaarum with my fire-tuned hammer warrior in Skyrim.

That chick is pure bad luck. I'd treat her like a handful of my still-single-at-thirty-yet-kinda-cute friends/co-workers and politely create distance until she flings herself at another dude---one way less knowing.

Call her a cab.

Two to the chest, one to the head.

Bitch, you're a cab!

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huma edition

Fuck's sake Sup Forums you are retarded
>earn her trust
>get as much info about Saudi/Clinton/Soros connections as possible
>get the info to Trump campaign
>rape at gunpoint
>kill and dispose the body

Can you write in "You're a cab"?

Kek, I see what you did there.

Hey, at least Oswald didn't have to shoot himself.

Gonna pop that near virgin pussy.Since she got together with Hillary as a 19 year old intern probably the only time she has taken a dick was the time her pretend husband impregnated her.

But he did have to eat those eggs!

>open thread
>ctrl-f
>"eggs"

Unless your dick has all the magic of Harry Potter that angular bitch ain't giving up shit about the Clintons. She already knows she's going to die. Best to just shoot through the door and tell the sheriff you thought she was a terrorist.

I guess it leaves just rape then

Is raping muslim women a russian thing?

Kill her.

greentext story now

>3am
>doorbell rings
>it's a soaking wet huma
>let her in
>she wants me to hold her in my arms
>I have a better idea.jpg
>use huma to sell my arms to rebel jihadist groups within libya and syria starting a brutal civil war so shares in my oil companies go up
>huma is still wet
>wipe her with a cloth
>mfw

we call it liberation

> She is shaking and enters your living room then asks you to hold her in your arms because her boss and her husband have abandoned her.

Warn her in advance that I'm not letting go once I do ;_;

Make sweet, sweet love to her.

tell her to fuck off. I don't wanna get suicided in the back of the head alongside her

Turn her into the police.

Do they smell like hummus?

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That's fucking hilarious

You'll get two doses of suicide to the back of the head

I never said she could come in so kicking her out would be the right thing to do, just rude af

are you implying that Huma is a muslim?

Under8ed m8

I would ask why leftist females all have this horrible man-jaw.

> dark jokes

Start a thread where Sup Forums decides what to do with her, one word at a time.

Would you at least punch her right in the man jaw?

Ok then your right I shouldn't give strangers a cab.
I'd direct her to the closest bus stop instead.

Sup Forums you are magnificent!

I would let her in. I would take her rain soaked coat and hang it up. As I finish hanging her coat, I notice that she's nervous and fidgety. I slowly approach, telling her that it's okay. She doesn't calm down and the beings to unload about her anxieties regarding Hillary and the campaign. I calm her fidgeting with my own and reassure her that it's going to be okay and that she's safe.

She feels the warmth of my hands holding hers and her eyes rise up to mine. She lets out a big sigh of relief and her lips barely mouth words she's trying to put together. Her defenses begin to drop and she's about to empty her soul into mine. But too soon, my sweet Huma. I know her needs better than she knows her own. She knows this too. That's why she came to me.

I guide her to the couch let her sit. I offer her something warm to drink. Tea perhaps. She accepts. I prepare her tea and get to pot boiling. The steam rises as she kicks off her shoes and leans back in the couch. Her shoulders drop as she begins to feel more relaxed.

Wtf is that shit?

Make use of the baseball bat I keep by my door, it's a peaceful country so I've never had the chance.

Sell the remains to a restaurant specialising in horse sashimi.

She never makes it inside my house. She's a hot potato and liable to have me and my entire family killed if they find out she's been around me and I've been sheltering her. Plus she's a nonwhite and I only help whites, so I tell her to fuck off.

>Implying she isn't a CIA operative who would set you up and somehow get out of this FBI mess

Pick up my shotgun and tell her to get as far away from me as possible

> Kill her
> Frame the Clintons

> They go to prison for something they didn't do

MFW

That's a traditional Michigan breakfast!

unzip my pants and make her suck my peenor

Drug her up, force feed her čvarci (bacon fried bits of fat), fuck her with a hot dog and then fuck her dry atm, atv while pouring hard liquor and spitting on her, when done cum in hair , massage it in try to puke on her and then beat her up...

Yep, I've been thinking this through for several days now,i'd want her squirming in filth, alcohol, puke and cum with all her holes violated and quivering from fear and wanting more.

I would sing her the New Zealand National Anthem: youtube.com/watch?v=DQLUygS0IAQ

put her right in the oven.

"I DIDN'T WELCOME YOU IN MY HOUSE YOU UNTERMENSCH!"

Kek

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play numa-numa song at 110%
rape during chorus only

Arabs don't like ruskies fucking their sisters, got stabbed. Then I just avoided the whole family until I moved

>Grab her by the pussy.

This is the only correct answer.