Is nu Thor worth a read?

Is nu Thor worth a read?

Maybe.

It really is. Fantastic comic. You're going to get a lot of casuals ITT posting those 2-3 pages from that one issue years ago to deter you. They'll also pretend they dont understand the name thing when it's been painstakingly explained to them for years now.

Either way it's a great series that hearkens back to classic Thor.

Wait, did they actually turn Thor into a woman when Thor is literally a masculine name?

No. Literally every arc has been a boring shlock that has made me wonder "Wouldn't Odinson be better here"

Whor has literally added nothing to the story, when it's to do with jane fosters shitty "magic UN" it's boring and drains the fantasy from fantasy, when it's Thor fighting the Shi'ar gods it just makes me ask "What the fuck does Jane Foster actually know about Godhood"

It's fucking stupid, from heads and tails, it's utter painfully unimportant.

The biggest lasting impact is that Thor has a robot arm, that's about it.

>Aaron
>Schiti
>Gandini

I'm not familiar with any of them, but I might give it a shot.

Thor lost his godhood and since he's a overdramtic whiner, he refuses to go by his name because he doesn't feel he isn't worthy of it. He wants Jane to carry on the Thor brand for him.

This is pathetic.

But with a name like Jane, I would assume she's a mortal, no?

Aaron wrote God of Thunder. Go read that instead.

Damn, the artwork looks so lazy and generic.

Jane Foster used to be Thor's girlfriend way back.

Now she's a Super special Thor better than Thor and everything always goes her way in the book, with reality itself literally bending backwards to appease her stupid ideas that effectively misunderstand the entire Marvel mythos.

But hey, who cares if Thor is an uptight cunt with zero personality, at least she's a cunt.

...

When you actually figure out why he lost his hammer and is acting like this it surprisingly makes sense. It's still shit writing but it adds depth to Odinson's character in an ironic way.

If you dont care about spoilers.

Nick Fury told Thor that some obscure villain he fought a while ago "was right" about the gods being assholes. This somehow put Thor in a mental crisis and Mjolnir couldn't put up with it so she(Mjolnir is sentient now) left him. Thor wont reveal this to anyone because he's embarrassed.

Yes she is a mortal. Thor's powers kinda work like the Green Lantern. Obtaining the hammer(ring) grants you their power.

God, reading this pisses me off. It's basically "Muh Feminism" the book. Why does it seem the entire industry is being taken over by virtue-signaling liberals?

It doesn't fucking make sense because the ending of the Gor Arc is him rejecting the fucking idea of Gor.

The Entire run makes no sense, from turning Mjolnir into a fucking living storm in a hammer that gets angry at Odin, to odin turning into a petty dick, to "Asgardia" to the fucking shitty side characters all being fucking retards.

It's all stupid, the entire book seems to be trying to dismantle the Thor Mythos and turn it into utter fucking trash.

>and everything always goes her way in the book

Dude she literally got kicked out of Asgardian congress because she couldn't make time for it. She had to be saved by other Cul when she was fighting those Shi'ar gods. I think that whole debacle with the War of Realms is still going on because she can't find a solution to the problem.

Because it has.

Which means the Back of an entire mythos like Thor needs to be broken over the Altar of Social justice.

Whor is literally the most bland and boring character ever. She has zero personality, and her "Conflict" between ever wanting to be mortal is contradictory to her fucking statements at the start of the fucking book.

>Whor
kek

I find its negative qualities outweigh the positive

>Can't find the solution to the Problem.

Kill Malekith? Like fly like a lightningbolt into his throne room and take his head.

No, instead we have the fucking Asgardian Congress, because what we need in Fantasy is to add mundane stupidity.

Whor is basically the Prequels to Star Wars, but for Thor.

The Mjolnir thing is a retcon and all capeshit does that. Odin has been a petty dick ever since he was revived from Ragnarok. Asgardia has been a thing since the end of Siege.

I remember that thread. Whoever made that post got dismantled hard because they were obviously playing stupid.

>Odin has been a petty dick ever since he was revived from Ragnarok

Forgot pic related.

You and I remember that thread very differently

No they didn't.

Every point there is exactly right.

All Whor does is add shitty Retcons ontop of pushing the other shitty Retcons and events like says to the forefront.

At least he's acting like Odin and not a Grumpy manchild.

There is literally nothing good about Whor, all it does is damage the Stories of Thor and I think we'll never see the damage repaired.

Thorstagg is here to save the thread!

>"Derp Whor doesnt make any sense! Lifting the hammer doesn't give you the Thor name"
>Homie cites multiple sources, posts comic images, and brings up the Beta Ray Thor thing
>Retard tries to play a game of semantics about the name thing to win the argument

That is literally how it went. One dude who had extensive knowledge about the Thor canon was arguing with an obvious MCU casual.

aw it's you. Still wrong as usual

>At least he's acting like Odin and not a Grumpy manchild.

In that story he imprisoned Thor and was about to destroy Earth just so his brother wouldn't win. How is that any different from the way he is acting now?

Why don't they just give Odinson his own hammer then?

Why doesn't Jane just go by Jane since that's her real name? It's not like she gives a fuck about it, she's dying of cancer.

Why doesn't anybody release the Cosmic Storm of Storms from Mjolnir if it's being held there against its will?

Why doesn't anybody just try to give Jane a fucking magical potion to cure her cancer?

Not me but I strongly suspect you were that causal he was arguing with. You literally didn't post any comic images to back up your argument in that thread.

I'd rather a cheesesteak thread.

>Extensive Knowledge of Thor.

Yeah, if you had that you'd understand

1) Beta ray Thor was said once, and was an observation on Beta ray Bills clothes.

2) Eric Masterson was keeping up the charade so people on Earth didn't think Thor was dead. After Eric found Thor's Soul and took it back from Mephisto he became Thunderstrike as Thor could return to life and take back Mjolnir.

So really, there is no fucking reason for Whor to even call herself Thor, because she's not keeping up the Charade of Thor and it's not a once off observation of her clothes.

So the Wonder Woman comparison in that image fits perfectly.

>Why don't they just give Odinson his own hammer then?

He doesn't want one. He thought he did in Unworthy Thor but he rejected the Ultimate Mjolnir in the end.

>Why doesn't Jane just go by Jane since that's her real name? It's not like she gives a fuck about it, she's dying of cancer.

Branding and the fact she's hiding he identity from everyone because it would cause a shitstorm of political issues up in Asgardia.

>Why doesn't anybody release the Cosmic Storm of Storms from Mjolnir if it's being held there against its will?

IIRC the storm made peace with it. It does willinging help Jane out.

>Why doesn't anybody just try to give Jane a fucking magical potion to cure her cancer?

She wont accept it. IIRC she theorized magic gave her cancer in the first place and Marvel likes to play around with the whole "magic has it's consequences" thing from time to time.

>1) Beta ray Thor was said once, and was an observation on Beta ray Bills clothes.

Stopped reading here. You damn casual.

Oh? When else is it mentioned. Last I remember, most of the story is Beta Ray Bill called Bill.

Sif doesn't call him Thor.
Thor doesn't call him Thor in the fire planet battle
Thor doesn't call him Thor when he escorts him back to Scuttlebutt.

>He doesn't want one. He thought he did in Unworthy Thor but he rejected the Ultimate Mjolnir in the end.
this was bullshit. 6 issues of Thor trying to get that hammer, him overcoming all sorts of obstacles and then the last few pages he does a 180 for no fucking reason.

Jane rejecting magic treatments for cancer is fucking stupid, cause she's using magic ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS THOR!

I'm not going to get into it with you because I dont want to spend the whole day arguing with someone who pretends to be retarded. I hope that Thorfag user is still around. You and I both remember that thread. He posted multiple images from different issues with him calling himself Beta Ray Thor.

>Yo Bro, it's me Beta ray Bill Do you want to use my hammer for a while
>NAY BILL FOR I AM NOW A WHIMPERING CHILD

I think the worst thing about all of this is it's literally character Assassination of the Real Thor.

I mean before all of this stupidity when we had Punished Thor and his bromance with Hyperion And his Berserker Rage.

All we have now is a Simpering child.

You know even then, Beta Ray Thor isn't Bill going by that name, but a nickname. Like legit, if Beta Ray bill was only called "Thor" then maybe you'd have a point.

But it's obviously a nickname. It's why "War Thor" isn't hated nearly as badly as Whor is.

>Jane rejecting magic treatments for cancer is fucking stupid, cause she's using magic ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS THOR!

Did you forget that turning into Thor undos her cancer treatments and is killing her?

Dammit seeing these girls really wants me to get fit and have high impact intercourse in the back of a car in a gym parking lot

That just makes it even stupider.

>I have made my peace, I don't want a magic solution to my cancer.

>I will now pretty much always stay as Thor to avoid my cancer.

not at all. But she rejected a magical cure, cause magic has consequences. Then uses magic to turn into Thor anyways and continues to use magic Hypocritical so badly that it completely invalidates her reason for not using a magical cure

>I'm going to be passive aggressive because you've proven me wrong.

>That time in the comic when they tried to compare being a paramedic to being a Warrior of thousands of years and how their lives are so similar.

One option will set her up to experience something worse than cancer down the line. The other gives her a chance to live out her fantasies before she dies.

I was rereading the Surtur Saga from Simonson's Thor last night and this hurts

she doesn't know that, that's just you making shit up for your headcannon

>Jane Fosters Fantasies were destroying the 9 realms and being a petty child.

>Literally the start of the run has Jane crying she doesn't like violence and magic and that's why she left Thor

Actually no; That was in Arron's God of Thunder, so I guess it's another Retcon for the stupid pile of Retcons Whor likes to showboat.

well, whatever you say about Aaron, at least Fraction isn't writing Thor anymore. Worst Thor writer ever

Aaron was good in God of Thunder.

If he didn't do that? Honestly, I'd say Aaron was the worst writer because Odinson is so fucking underfoot this entire run.

What headcanon?

this desu

>But on my own terms
>Now here let me delay this death by masquerading using my ex-Boyfriend's magic

Keep in mind we have NEVER seen a downside to Asgard's healers before.

>says she won't use magic
>uses magic

>They'll also pretend they dont understand the name thing when it's been painstakingly explained to them for years now.

>Thor, who has been called Thor for decades now, isn't actually called Thor, his real name is Odinson, Thor is his title

Yeah, great explanation.

She's not intentionally trying to delay her death. She's living life to the fullest before she dies. You really think she would choose a temporary solution over chemotherapy?

The difference being she isn't trying to use Mjolnir to cure her cancer.

>>Jane Fosters Fantasies were destroying the 9 realms and being a petty child.

Not dignifying this retardation with a proper response.

>>Literally the start of the run has Jane crying she doesn't like violence and magic and that's why she left Thor

She seems happy in pic related.

>They'll also pretend they dont understand the name thing when it's been painstakingly explained to them for years now.

Thanks for proving my point.

I like the part where Jane uses Mjolnir better than Thor because reasons. It really adds to her character.

Everything except Jane Thor is interesting in the book. She's such an eyesore and a boring stale character that she has no actual impact on the reader or in the story. Her whole "muh cancer" thing really got old and whenever she's Thor the story going on feels like it just stopped. Like, you have this entire Shi'Ar vs Asgard thing going on and it's really cool, BOOM cut back to Jane having a stupid contest against the Shi'Ar Gods that goes absolutely nowhere. The Phoenix Force shows up and Jane has to go get Quentin Quire for help and he immediately makes fun of her. Shit's great. Now there's this whole War Thor arc and Jane is STILL the most dull part of the book. She has no actual connection to Asgard but the writer tries so fucking hard to have everyone just trust her, make Odin look like a sexist prick and shit on Thor while he's at it. I fucking hate how Aaron has been writing Thor since he got Jane to replace him. What the fuck happened to the guy who wrote God of Thunder, Godkiller and Godbomb? What the fuck?

>I SAY THEE NAY
Cute!

>tfw no Kamala gf to bash the fash with

Mjolnir awakened it's sentience. It's not so much that Jane is better, it's just that Mjolnir is now aware.

Kamala is supposed to be a good person, she probably wouldn't join something as criminal as that.

When has fucking magic, Asgardian magic no less, ever brought someone terrible shit in the long run? Unless it was used by Loki, most of the magic he good Asgardians did was beneficial and never fucked over anyone. Jane's whole reason to not take their treatment is bullshit.

>Asgardian magic
>temporary solution
Yeah, ok.

Antifa pls go

Magic has always had a price in the Marvel universe. That's Scarlet Witch's whole gimmick and Doctor Dtrange dabbles in it from time to time. And no you don't get to put arbitrary limits on the concept by saying "well what about ASGARDIAN magic"

Actually Asgardian magic is what caused Fear Itself

You know, I was curious how many times he was actually referred to as Beta Ray Thor.

Turns out only about four panels worth. Three of which are a part of the Stan Lee Presents BETA RAY BILL back up story. One of which is a repeat, as it is a first page, reiterating the dialogue from the last page of the previous installment.

The vast vast rest of the time he is referred to as Bill or Beta Ray Bill. Odin even explicitly summons Bill back to Asgard as Beta Ray Bill.

And of course BETA RAY Thor, not just Thor.

I took the bait

But the spirit is there,

>Chaos magic and Astral magic
>Compared to Asgardian healers.

If the Asgardian healers had such tricks, Odin would never let them practice

I can't cringe hard enough.

>Everything except Jane Thor is interesting in the book.
This. The ideas and progression of the world is interesting. Whor is not

>Magic has always had a price in the Marvel universe.
That's DC you idiot. Only extremely powerful magic has a price in Marvel. Dr Strange never had consequences for his mundane magic until recently. Marvel magic is like D&D where if you practice it you can just manipulate it.

All Jane has to do is eat the asgardian apples and she would live. It's a weak plot device

>you're bending over on your prayer mat facing toward Mecca and this chick slaps your ass wyd

>any superhero siding with any modern idealist

>It really is. Fantastic comic. You're going to get a lot of casuals ITT posting those 2-3 pages from that one issue years ago to deter you. They'll also pretend they dont understand the name thing when it's been painstakingly explained to them for years now.

>Whor has literally added nothing to the story, when it's to do with jane fosters shitty "magic UN" it's boring and drains the fantasy from fantasy, when it's Thor fighting the Shi'ar gods it just makes me ask "What the fuck does Jane Foster actually know about Godhood"

These are both true. Thor is a great comic but Whor is a boring protagonist, she adds (or subtracts) nothing to the very good plot, and it would be the very same comic with Thor as the MC.

No, get into a different female hero, preferably everyone's favorite neck-snapping fetishist

modern wondy is dyel tho

Is this really Aspen? It's a shoop right?

Depends on the artist. Some draw her with a nice sturdiness to her.

>etc.
Friendly reminder that this is not Sup Forums-related. Oh, and pic related.

not a shoop
she's buff now

and It's a goddamn shame.

>the Serbian pedo
Quality thread here.

>dat back

>Born women
>Has vagina
Completely irrelevant.

I kinda agree with you, but I also think the only reason SheThor is better than Thor, is her human identity.

Make Thor someone who reverts into a human doctor again if he doesnt touch the hammer for x amount of minutes, and that would make SheThor pointless.

> those muscles
Does she have a cock?
:3

Face it, user. Liking muscled women is a kind of homosexuality.

Traps are gay.

Yep, a big one.

Well, you're posting them.

t. beta dyel

>alphas
>gay
lol. By the way, what's with the Did You Even Look thing?

So liking traps is perfectly straight?

>women are traps