*blocks your locker*

*blocks your locker*
>user, why do you read comic books and watch cartoons? Aren't those for kids?

stop following me stacy

To escape from the dread of reality

Get out of my way you Pig Disgusting 3D

Yeah, well, you like Taylor Swift.

We all have major flaws, don't we?

>rape

bitch I do not watch cartoons, you take that back

When I was in 7th grade some popular girl found out I liked comics and instead of making fun of me she turned out to like manga, and we became friebds. Friendship ended when she wanted me to help kill her mom. She eventually tried to do it by herself the absolute madwoman.

>If a girl is mean to you, that means she likes you

3DPD, not even once

Yeah, that sounds about right.

>Friendship ended when she wanted me to help kill her mom
Wait fucking what?

Haha, I can see why you'd be confused.
You see, despite visiting Sup Forums, I don't actually read comics or watch cartoons.
I just shitpost all day.

Most friendships with women lead to them trying to enlist you to commit at least one murder desu

Miranda, aren't you meant to be in rehab right now?

fuck off you dumb WHORE I only suck cock

This is weirdly true.

Punch the bitch in the face and steal her wallet.

Get off my locker, Jennifer. I'm late for Spanish.

Sometimes their own husbands, even.

Fpbp

Got too real too fast

Good response

Why are you here then?

>The start of your own personal horror film

Get out honey. You aren't Michael Bay.