How did this slimy ugly annoying rat looking bastard manage to wife this gorgeous smart sophisticated woman?

How did this slimy ugly annoying rat looking bastard manage to wife this gorgeous smart sophisticated woman?
Keep in mind she is a U.S. Army combat medic vet not some dumb bimbo.

Is /r9k/ wrong?

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>How did a wealthy, famous ugly person get a partner more attractive than themselves?

Is this your question?

What the hell is that stain on her stockings?

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Seriously how did this swarthy nerdy inbred anglo subhuman manage to get such an Aryan qt wife?

I already said that she is a war vet and a trained doctor. She obviously doesn't care about the money you deluded fucks

>makes good money
>not a manlet
>not autistic
>doesn't live in moms basement
>has various interests and aspirations they he works on aside from shitposting
>woman is ugly

I know Sup Forums is full of losers.

because IT'S 2015

Doesn't matter cuz she spends most of her time across the planet. Only masturbating for sexual release since they're married obv.

>swarthy
>Greek

Btw all the pale Greeks I've seen just look like a typical pasty Anglo

Honestly, Britain should apologize

>woman is ugly

She is gorgeous you autistic fuck competely out of his league.

is it even possible for him to get a close shave?

why does he always have that stubble making him look dirty?

Cuz he descends from 5 generations of chimney sweeps.

He got cucked by LL cool J and talked about it excitedly on Jimmy Fallons show

I'm sorry

by not being a beta male shitposting from a cave

>Women not caring about money.

Nice one m8.

>2 white males being massive cucks on Jimmy Fallon:
metatube.com/en/videos/295709/The-Tonight-Show-John-Olivers-Wife-Rapped-with-LL-Cool-J/

No joke, jewtube took this down after the cuck meme went mainstream. I'm not exaggerating when I say John Oliver is a cuckold.

The army can't implant pride and self-respect into women.

Your hypothesis is wrong.

>Female ex-military

She's cucking him errday while he's "deployed" at HBO.

Go away John

Because hes a fucking cuckold

love it when a blonde bimbo gets ANGLO'D

The Jews promoting race mixing

He makes her laugh.

They met in 2008 when he didn't even have his own show. She is a trained doctor and an army vet she is a sophisticated educated woman not some romanian trash prostitute looking for a beta provider

This, I MEAN COME ON

She sleeps with foreigners while she's out doing her "volunteer work"

sauce?

Source? Seems like you are projecting why are American posters so obssesed with cucking?

Just fucking look at it

>Foreign Aid worker
>Enough time to die hair in a whorish way
>Man face
>loosely dressed
Nah she's a slut

what did jews mean by this?

pay debnt cunt

didn't you see the trump video? he wasn't kidding when he said you could grab their pussy, do anything, if you are a star.

money, power, celebrity status. they all work, and they all work on just about any woman.

Hot. We should import niggers here.