What did mark the tapir mean by this?
What did mark the tapir mean by this?
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He came in that drink.
That Sonic is a plant.
Anybody following the latest Chris saga? He has a new """girl"""friend and he's meeting up with """her"""" next month. She's a total psycho.
Hey man. Its complicated. Dont jump to conclutions that fast.
It was only a matter of time until a chick without dignity decided she wanted a cut of his internet attention.
>She's a total psycho
give me a quick gestalt
She hasn't met him in person yet. Once she does it'll just be a matter of time before she gets sick of being around him.
This is a person who is so miserable to be around that he's been banned and kicked out of almost every institution he's ever been in. Including a church.
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>Sonichu is an affront to God himself
I still can't believe I've lived to see a Chris-chan parody in an official Sonic cartoon. Just take a moment to appreciate that such a thing has happened. Is this real life? Am I dreaming? Or has the world gone mad?
No really, did anyone think this would happen when the whole Chris-chan saga began? Who, in 2007-8 knew just what they were getting into when they took notice of the random autistic manchild with a Sonic/Pokemon fetish? Did any of them know what they were about to unleash? That it would be far bigger than just some throw away laugh on Sup Forums? That what would ensue would become known by the very people who created the Sonic franchise?
It seems so surreal, dream-like even, when I look back on it. The internet. Nobody knew what we were getting into. It seemed so innocent at first. And yet, here we are.
He's a broad enough parody that he doesn't represent Chris specifically. Obviously there were a couple of very obvious and deliberate digs at him specifically, but Mark was clearly a stand in for lots of different kinds of Sonic autism. The most obvious indication that Mark isn't supposed to represent Chris is that Mark is actually talented.
>different kinds of Sonic autism
That's not how autism works, user.
but it IS how sonic autism works
The latter.
She's a troll.
She's either trolling Chris Chan trolls or she's trolling the man himself, but she's a troll. If you genuinely believe she has any kind of romantic desires towards Chris you're more retarded than CWC himself.
He also been know to lie too
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So Chris's weird perception of women is pretty out there. Like, it's beyond just wanting to get laid.
He wants to sire his own perfect daughter.
don't forget to mention that he wants her to be specifically called Crystal because god told him to in a dream
I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was so autistic that he's actually asexual and he only desires women to fit in.
You're half right.
He only wants sex so that he can fit in, but he's not asexual. He's frequently showed desire for sexual activity.
I don't think she's trolling anyone. I get the impression she's just a long-time "fan" of Chris' antics and wants to meet him. I doubt she has any real interest in dating him, other than putting it on the table because it's the only way to get him to meet people in person.
Has Chris ever gotten laid his crippling autism seems like a pretty good cock block
Yes, with a hooker.
>people will remember Chris-chan's name after he dies but you will fade into obscurity
His only "friends" were girls back in high-school, and he obsesses over his high-school days. Meanwhile the guys probably tormented him regularly. Also, consider how he talks about women with such reverence. Chris probably has some negative warped view of men if I had to guess.
He's notoriously sexist against men and voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Some people who are mentally handicapped still make it into the History books, over the vast majority of people who ever lived. We just have to live with it.
>She's either trolling Chris Chan trolls
I hope this is the case, fuck those autists
All his "tomgirl" comics featuring himself and the now-tranny Robbiechu spell out how he always identified more with "gentle, loving, beautiful, kind" women more than "savage, rude, brutish, ugly" men
I'd bet money the only reason Mary Lee Walsh is considered evil in his eyes is because she's old and not attractive enough to be fuckable for him
Did anyone read the letters from Bob that Chris recently unearthed? It's always sad to see the hopes he had for his son who would ultimately disappoint him.
This is connecting to his real life, I think.
So at that point she's not just a troll.
She's an ogre.
Does she have layers?
Yeah, look at how he dealt with Doopie rejecting him, calling him creepy, and sharing personal emails with trolls. He acts like she's been temporarily tricked or bamboozled into being against him, and she's an innocent victim of the trolls.
No, what did they say?
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The video's actually hard to watch, and not for the reasons Chris' videos usually are.
Didn't he sell a bunch of his dads stuff?
yeah for a couple weeks worth of groceries
Something special was inside.
This.
I forget. Did they mention the arms because it's one of the few things chris id right about.
when he shows the portrait mark says "just gotta finish the arms" or something like that, drawing attention to them in a way that suggest it was part of the script and not just an artist having fun
They've made a couple of other blue arms jokes in the series too
is this taken from somewhere
it might be from the men drinking coffee lets play of sonic mania aka sonic and toilet mania with music by michael jackson
the 'sonic says' box is taken from sasrt I believe, and someone just shopped in the body text
It´s meme magic.
Whay can I say, but, you´re welcome?
~Sup Forums
You're welcome, for all the times we were right.
Thats the only line I can come up with for this one.
His life has been documented in greater detail and to greater extent than any of the most important people in history.
The only real relationship he has ever had was with his mother, people forget that Chris already had fake friends before the trolls ever got to him because his dad asked the principal to help him get some friends who talked with a group of girls who felt bad for him and let him follow them around like a dog.
Ever since then Chris has been looking for a new mother since the old mother is sick and dying so she is not good enough
Also he wants to get laid, at least wanted since he probably lost his testosterone
>has the world gone mad?
Emphatically
MY GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE
I find it odd how when the media talks about the "rise of cyberbullying" no none mentions the autistic retard that has a borderline cult dedicated to following his every move for nearly a decade.
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> Where did I go wrong as a father
Welcome to the true tragedy of our age.
That hydration is important.
It's never ogre.
This is true. His works will be hanging in outsider art museums in a century.
Chris isn't like others that Sup Forums sets their sights on, he just kept kicking the nest and it's gotten to the point where it's not even fun to troll him or watch him be himself, it's just the norm.
His last letter, where Chris has grown to adulthood and it became obvious he was never going to amount to much, Bob's final wish for Chris is that Sonichu becomes a spokesperson for people with autism worldwide. In a way, that's exactly what happened. Bob's wish came true.
Damn, that is some monkey's paw level shit
whats happening in that gif
Christ, I just realized that Chris of the future is wearing Vinyl Scratch's skirt. This guy is a blight to everyone who happens to share a hobby or condition with him. So if you like Pokemon, Sonic, Sony, or MLP. Or if you are trans or have autism, here is this guy, having similarities with you.
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Oops, wrong pic
What if the guy has never kissed any girl?
I once read that book about afterlife (kinda fantasysh, not crazy religious bs) and bacially afterlife was a pretty nice place where you get to exist as long as people remeber you. That time was currency so cool dues like Hitler and Caesar lived in castles guarded by their mercenaries while casual people were faiding away completely in ~50 years.
"Drink my comeuppance. Take that tasty treat. SAN-NICCCCCC"
I seriously hope you don't drink water from the toilet bro.
I am still waiting for the moment where Chris reveals that his entire persona has been one elaborate ruse
There was already a video like that several years back.
>Referencing mpreg sanick
Insane.
Is it suppose to look like one of those sonic pregnancy pictures?
How deep down the rabbit hole have these writers gone?
What happens to people like Christopher Robin, whose fictional portrayal are likely to outlive their actual memory?
That's a world record right there. The CWCki guys should submit it to Guinness.
I feel like this site did some of that to him. But his parents were the main cause
INTO THE BLUE (arms) AGAIN
Was I the only guy who didn't really see Chris in this episode?
Sure, there was the arm gag, but I don't really see it beyond that.
Yeah,this whole thing is unBEARable
brock and ash are gay daddies now
What about the orange soda scene?
>Sonic Says...
>Not using the molestation line from the TV show.
One job!
I mean would they you rather be remembered for being so autistic and cringe worthy that you're incapable of living in society or die in safe obscurity
It's not like weird sonic fan art is difficult to come by.
WHAT BOOK IS THIS?!
You mean Godjesus and the bear.
My favorite thing is those artists are now going back on DA and are horrified what they used to do. You can actually see it happen a lot.
In glad there are new autism filters and Sonic is finally starting to heal.
Being a fat guy with blig glasses and uncombed hair is something we can write off, sure. Obsessive Sonic fanaticism is clearly nothing unique to one individual. There's tons of unironic Sonic erotica on the web and Chris isn't responsible for 0.00000001 of it. The soda joke is easy to dismiss. But drawing Boom Sonic with tan arms and having him specifically make a remark about them, there's no way. That was definitely a reference to Chris' years long chimp out over Sonic's arms.
Don't forget the scene where Sonic says that Mark is his only fan that doesn't criticize everything he does
Five nights at Freddie's, homeatuck, Steven universe. Sonic fandom is actually pretty nice now in comparison
Don't forget Rick & Morty and Jojo
Or "Barney's" fandom.
Watch the show sometime, there's clearly no oversight
At least the mlp autism is relativly minor compared to some of the more single interest bronies.
I have no doubt that the president's life while in office is documented in far more detail
That's heartbreaking.
Chris isn't really trans though.
I don't think it was only chris but a few bits were him.
Although he is far from the only person to not like the arms, just the most obsessive about it.
I imagine most of the anons here would rather live and die as anons.
There's a reason a surprising number of people here genuinely have no idea how to use social media sites or how they even work.