If suddenly one day the dead came back to life interested only in eating human flesh how would liberals react?

If suddenly one day the dead came back to life interested only in eating human flesh how would liberals react?

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>Undead Lives Matter
>Well they're entitled to their opinion
>At least I'm not a necrophobe!

>If you decapitate your enemies, they win.

Probably be shocked and in disbelief like everyone would be. Difference is they would be unarmed and living in major population centers, so they'd be in literally the worst position possible if such an event were ever to occur.

it would be glorious because they would try to save them and be culled out. God i wish something like this would happen.

Tolerance, of course.

Watch the most recent George Romero movies.

THe dumb fucks would try to say "they're just like us" and say they have rights and privileges.

Zombies Welcome! No corpse is truly dead! #eatmyflesh

>It's die/dead/deadself
>They are not zombies, they are undocumented deads
>Stop being a necrophobe
>If you are filtering deads or swipe them, you are a bigot click for why
>Would trade brainers over racists

>OMG "Zombies" is such an life-ist term
>What if they identify as alive? Ever thought of that shitlord?
>Its fucking 2016

Didn't Dead Rising 2 do this?

They'll parasitize from the survivors and cause internal turmoil in whatever societal remnants are left.
The enemy within.

>zombies are an opressed minority!
>eat my wife!

>implying liberals arent already Zombies

You couldn't kill them because we need to preserve their cultural traditions.

They already kill babies, so eating human flesh isn't a big step

This is how Sup Forums would react
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They would try to fuck them.

>Sorry white boys, this girl is #teamzombie :)

We wouldn't be able to dress up as zombies anymore at Halloween.

underrated post

this. then they stock them up and become slowly more and more insane until they kill themselves or feed the zombies other people

They would look for guns, then realize they banned them all,
Then they would ask the police for help, but the police got their guns taken away too
They ask the military for help, but no one is there because liberals don't enlist because guns kill people
The only ones left with guns are niggers, but they can't ask them, or else they are racist due to being born white.

They'd be the kind of people who would go DONT DO IT WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO CURE IT and then quickly change their opinion after around 60% of them died as a cost of their stupidity.

Sup Forums always forgets that the core of progressives is hypocrisy, they would campaign for anti-violence against zombies but the second zombies became a threat to them they would find groups of survivors and leech off them while being the kind of person who causes fucking problems in a group just by being a stupid asshat.

Dying Light is Fun™.

Literally dead rising 2

After the aftermath of "holy shit the dead is rising and eating people" the libshits would probably try and find a cure for the virus/whatevercausedthezambies. However the cure will be for "saving da zambies being oppressed by virus1!" instead of preventing more infections. The right would just go and slaughter them all, which is the right thing to do.

wasn't there a zombie rights movement in that game?

you got it all wrong, man...

Zombies crave BRAINS.

Yes called cure or some shit i think

Yep, it was called C.U.R.E
dunno what it stood for

They would all think it was gonna be like the walking dead, even though they are noguns.

All the libs in the cities would end up dead in the street when they tried to befriend some Nogs with guns, and the Nogs realized liberals are useless without society.

No society = liberals cannot self sustain.

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>not all zombies
>zombies is a slur, they are a post-life person
>post-life persons shouls be able to marriage traditionally living people
>"beautiful at every stage of decay"
>having sex with a post-life person who has been dead shorter than 18 years is pedophilia

>ethical treatment for mindless flesh eating corpses
I'm sure that game was exactly trying to make fun of SJW

Just finished Dying Light today.

Alright game, The Following was meh though because with the buggy there was too much shit everywhere on the roads and going offroad was meh as well.
Also, destroyed all volitile hives to drive at night - no change. Fuck you, game.

Sometimes it really was easier to just run everywhere.