Wait I don't get it. What's Rick's deal with israel?

Wait I don't get it. What's Rick's deal with israel?

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>twitter handle changed to Rick (((and Morty)))
>implies Morty is Jewish
>which implies Beth is Jewish
>which implies her mom is Jewish
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It's a really complicated political situation with no one clear cause, and this part was meant to poke fun at all the armchair experts who think they have the solution. When Rick, the smartest man in the universe, get drunk he rambles on and on about Israel.

just nuke israel lol

why don't we just nuke them?

Same deal as everyone else's, you know?

Except that have a selfish bullshit contingency for that.

Liberals often have a big problem with the things Israel's government does because it's seen by them as imperialist. But some people say any criticism of the Israeli government is anti-Semetic. For this reason liberals often only rant about how bad they think it is when they are drunk. That's the joke.

Doesn't really solve anything, stopping people killing each other by killing them. Plus, there's no vested interest in any outside force intervening, no reason for us to bother.

And here we have the guy R&M was making fun of.

Because Samson Option. Thank America for supplying them with nukes.

>who think they have the solution.
I think I do.

You cant talk about it without being called racist or anti-semetic depending on who you sympathise with, even though we all know whos in the wrong

Slow day on Sup Forums, eh?

>a show makes fun of all races and takes the piss at them
>its jew jokes are weak and not insulting at all
That's how you know jews wrote it.

cut off samson's hair

It's because it's really impossible to talk about the israeli palestenian conflict in a way that won't trigger someone for some reason.

>What is this Is-Ra'El?

>discussinganything remotely political
>muh Sup Forums
Can't tell if bait or dumb white landwhale.

keep in mind that Morty himself is a whole continuous jew joke

Why do Americans care so much about Israel and middle eastern shitholes in general?

>no one clear cause
user...

He's also the guy we're supposed to root for. Nice try (((you))). Jews belong in ovens.

Oil.

AIPAC

morty is short for Mordecai, a jewish name. so is david, but that doesn't mean everyone named dave is a jew.

Morty's name is Mortimer.

...

Okay, quick couple reasons:
>having an enemy to point at makes it easier to sweep domestic problems under the table
>middle east has been hotbed of problems for ages, means the enemy never really goes away (War on Terrorism/Drugs)
>lot of violence going on is easy target for media as well, wont ever stop reporting on it
>Israel is only place in area that isnt muslim and therefore the "enemy"
>Constant violence around them and threats being thrown at them means media will NEVER stop reporting on it
>even if they didnt care the Middle East certain fucking hates them for past involvement
>even if they try to pull out, the place acts up like crazy and starts levying threats America and Israels way
vicious circle ensues

Umm, no. Most liberals stand with Israel. It's the hardcore leftists, such as Antifa, and nazis who both hate Israel(for different reasons, though) and also share their hate for liberals because of this issue. The most antisemitic actions you can find in the left side.

The better question is why would they not care. It's a UN sanctioned state - and America loves the UN - which provides muh freedom from prosecution and democracy which gives Americans a huge boner. It's their ultimate fantasy, defending a small weak nation to give it democracy and prosperity and unlike most of their intervention this one worked. Israel is a prosperous, democratic state.

Geopolitically Israel is an excellent foothold into an otherwise hostile region, which was invaluable during the Cold War. Its military is powerful and experienced, and it willingly accepts military bases and aid. It was very useful during the Afghanistan war.

And its one of the most militarily active countries on earth, which means huge exports for the military industrial complex which creates jobs. Israel also produces its own technology which America can buy like Iron Dome and is a testing ground for new weapons.

balfour declaration (the first one) basically said israel would be a satellite state for the crown
mass graves in jaffa from zionists murdering people
the transfer agreement was when zionists struck a deal with hitler for hitler to send jews and their economic assets to israel and the zionists in the u.s. would not boycott german goods
Israel attacked the U.S.S. Liberty
Hamas was created by Israel

there's no fucking way that white european immigrants making claims about being immigrants from babylon could possibly be true. zionism is literally a religion of racism, and the U.S. sends millions to Israel so they can murder palestinian civilians

youtube.com/watch?v=Dda-0Q_XUhk

youtube.com/watch?v=AAvViXi5tQs

The standard left wing approach
>Hate Israel's invasion and ongoing illegal occupation of Palestine as well as parts of Jordon and Syria
>Hate continuing building of illegal settlements on Palestinian West Banks
>Hate use of banned munitions against civilian targets in Gaza
>Can't blame Israel itself because that's anti-semitic and muh shoah
>Blame USA instead
>Forget UK gave land to Zionists in the first place breaking several promises to the Palestinians already living there.

>Most liberals stand with Israel.
Anything to back that up? You'd think that wouldn't mesh well with the whole "anti-imperialism" and "anti-colonialism" stance.

>hate
no, israel is breaking its own laws by building more settlements

liberals are not leftists. antifa are not liberals in any sense of the word. liberals are right of center laissez faire capitalists. right wing libertarians study liberal economists

>antisemetic
see , shitstain

most liberal dialogue doesnt seem to have any issue with Israel existing and defending its right to exist
they still denounce Israeli hostile behaviour and provocation of a volatile situation and believe they should be just as culpable for giving concessions as the palestinians, as with any compromise

while they dont necessarily think Israel should concede everything, they basically see Israel making a bad situation worse instead of trying to legitimately solve it by any non beligerant means

this isnt entirely untrue either

and then they claim they would stop fighting if the Palestinians stoped fighting them, as if Israel was on the defensive side.
literally only because they are a minority in america, and to them, that status applies everywhere..
they are ironically "Americentric" despite claiming to despise that sort of thing.

>implying israel should even exist
and they aren'

>implying concessions aren't a death sentence for Israel
Favoring "compromise" of any kind with the Palestinians means you're against Israel.

Aren't the Jews taking land by force?

Did anyone else notice they made a joke about the '6 million' being dick-like insects a few minutes later in the same episode? The superhero girl's BBC ex-boyfriend was being cucked by the hundred million ant man and made a joke about her getting fucked by his 6 million ant dick. Surely not a coincidence coming right after a joke about the hero making drunken anti-Semitic rants.

Ironic that this show gets called Reddit and Memey when it's actually the most Sup Forums show out there.

the conflict between israel and palestine is cross-dimensional

Yup, it's made the media's job super easy too. IF you recorded how much time they spend on the middle east per year, youd see how much easier it makes their job

yes. that's correct. the user you're replying to is a shill

Jesus, MODS this thread has ceased being about Rick and Morty, please move it to /trash/ or Sup Forums

Antifa just see Jewish people as white, and hate them equally.

im not taking sides im telling you what the dialogue comes across as

to them they arent "against" Israel but they feel they are provoking a volatile situation

>you're against israel

gosh, it's almost as if murdering civilians and stealing property makes people resentful. hooda thunkit? really makes you nod your noodle cognatious thunk.

>kikes ruin another thread

>Most liberals stand with Israel
Most liberals don't actually. The only ones that do or feel sympathetic to them are Jewish. Which is why Colbert was triggered when someone claimed Trump had support from Israels and Israel-supporters. Jewish Liberals don't want to abmit that some Jews support conservatives because they want to protect Israel and that non-jewish liberals would rather blow them up and give the land to the Muslims.

By the way the girl getting fucked by the 6 million insects was made to resemble a galaxy, with planets floating around her. So it seems the message was that Jews are fucking over the galaxy.
>Supernova is a purple cosmic being with long flowing hair and a costume that resembles a galaxy with floating miniature planets surrounding her.

>implying how people "feel" matters in a war of extermination
Either the Jews go or the Palestinians, you cannot have both.

Then they're ignorant if they think that.

Your point?

I'd say most people called David aren't Jews

This, plus the topic is so heated there is no way to have a real conversation about Israel without someone thinking you're some kind of racist (either antisemitic or anti-arabs).

you mean Jerry is jewish, and he hates them for taking away his aryan princess

>He still doesn't know that the only reason the middle east is a big deal is because it's pretty much the biggest illegal opiate hotbed on the planet
>which is, despite all attempts to cover it up, the main source where most pharmaceuticals get it from because it's cheaper and more plentiful than the legal opiate farms
>and is pretty much the biggest way terrorist organizations attemptsctually find funding, the religious terror thing is a massive front, they're just the Arabian equivalent to drug cartels
>he doesn't know that there's pretty much nothing anyone can do about it because if anyone fuck's with this system the supply for the massive medical demand for opiates will plummet and modern medicine will pretty much cease to exist as we know it, and we're pretty much going to have to revert to medieval style "bite on the stick" style operations when it comes to pain relief

Like it or not, modern civilization runs on the outright predation of other, weaker people. Accept that you have to live for their deaths to be worth it, or die and kill their children too. There's no alternative, there's no way out, and there's nothing to be done that won't fuck everyone over even worse.

Don't be a pussy and upboat centrist crap.

That's very true user
Especially when you want them to wipe each other off the face of the earth

... Guess you learn something new everyday.

seriously though, go back to Sup Forums please

I wan't to refute that, but I'm not educated enough to post any counter arguments, and to be honest that makes a great deal more sense than the jihad narrative.

Oh please, my position is Zionist if anything. You think conflict, disagreement and discomfit are Sup Forums? Get out of here.

Thirty+ years of this war on terror bullshit actually makes sense now.

Let's be real for a moment. It's only complicated because of the Western goys and their bleeding hearts. Without the West's progressive Islamophilia Israel would have utterly pwned Palestine a long time ago. You don't need more than a week, a couple old books and Wikipedia to confirm that.

no, but if you want to discuss it with regards to Israel in reality then go pick a fight in Sup Forums
otherwise, stick to discussing what Ricks personal issue with it is

Nothing user
He is canonically smart enough to do wathever the fuck he wants to planet Earth and detached enough to forget the word human sometimes and to quote him when he doesn't like something he changes it instead of whining
This was just a tigant fuck you to anyone who loves the show, thank God the new writers episodes are done for the season

>implying this is a honest Rick and Morty thread
I'm not the one who started the discussion, I merely responded.

But Americans are the only ones using massive amounts of opiates in medicine.

Does America get its opiates from the middle east?

>Discussing Canon things that happened in the show isn't allowed because I'm sensitive

>opium trade
Afghanistan isn't in the middle east you green texting idiot. Stay #Woke.

These guys get it.

They made Trump president. What could they possibly do next?

Care to tell me what this "real conversation" is exactly?

Because they created Israel and supported it while it was economically unsteable for decades

They're afraid the jews might go to America instead.

[Unsolicited opinions on israel]

You lemmings will believe anything with green text and paragraph won't you?

The joke is that no matter what his opinion, it'd be controversial.

I agree for once
You can't keep the charade of being good while doing these monstrous things to everyone going
Modern society is deeply immoral and you would rather have people die/starve/get enslaved than miss out on changing your phone every year

Agree with what? That Afghanistan is in the middle east?

It doesn't matter if this one example is wrong, you know what I'm talking about

Their is no place that is bigger on opium than Afghanistan and you're telling me that it's not involved in this little conspiracy theory of yours? Give me a break.

>he thinks its limited to afghanistan

distribution networks, lad.
It's no accident that eastern europe is a den of drug use. It's also spreading a lot into mainland europe. That and the human trafficking stuff.

im telling you that the west goes around doing horrible thing to thrid world nations all over the world for stupid reasons like wanting your new phone to be cheap (wich you will throw away in two years) and if its not opium its something else then
Have you ever wondered how come muslim migrants come from all over the middle east and africa and they all hate the west and evey sector commits crime and terrorism?
imagine living in extreme poverty then having someone fuck your shit up for oil or diamonds or cheap work force or a place to dump e-waste or wathever then coming there and seeing them throw away millions of dollars of food and basically shit on your face, wouldnt you hate you and want to destroy yourself too?
if thats the case then there is no solution to terrorism because the terrorists are right and thats that, you wont be able to convince a person who spent his whole life earing how awaful everyone here is and then came here and saw it for himself he is wrong, trying to stop terrorism or integrate migrants is just a waste of time

>doesn't really solve anything

I mean, have we TRIED nuking them? It worked out pretty well for Japan.

>Reducing the middle east down to "lol money"
>Ignoring the division of Sunnis and Shi'ites

See, there's a difference here. What you're talking about is simple greed. It's avoidable.

The illegal opiate trade into the pharmaceutical industry is an existential necessity. It's not a matter of fucking someone else over for the sake of it, it's doing it so that everyone benefits, even those people suffering from the warfare in those countries who use the very same opiates in their medicine. There's objectively speaking no other solution here, this actually is the most arguably morally good thing people are doing given the circumstances. There is no solution out of this that doesn't result in the destruction of necessary medicinal ingredients that prevent people from experiencing excruciating chronic pains and necessary operation procedures.

Human beings are cannibals, user, don't forget that.

Oh, those issues exist. It's just that they're simply being utilized as cultural tools to mask a blunt reality most people wouldn't willingly support, which would ultimately end in them hurting themselves out of moral imperative. We've been doing this since the dawn of time. It's a mixture of mass psychology, economic status, and ecological location combining into what we call history.

History is a white lie hiding a black truth.

It's when you talk about something earnestly and without irony, trying to understand one another and reach a goal that satisfies you both.

A real conversation about Israel would be discussing frankly the problems that cause conflict to continue and ways to resolve them. Because of the complexity of the issues, the refusal of either side to compromise in negotiation, and the fear of being called a bigot, it's hard to really talk about Israel.

>The illegal opiate trade into the pharmaceutical industry is an existential necessity
we are way past having to justify invasion and occupation of foreing land
>Human beings are cannibals
if thats the case then people should justs admit it to themselves because the truth ets you free
going around trying to justify all this awful shit just by having 0.0001% of the population migrate here is just stupid because it doesnt justfy anything, it doesnt make up for anything and its obviously a pathetic attempt you make at still trying to feel good about yourself even after all this and it doesnt work
what are you going to do? build a zoo for them and still pretend its ok because you saved some of them from extinction?
just admit you are a bad person who doesnt care about the people that has to die far away for your comfortable life and move on, you wont be able to make up for it ever in any way possible

JUSTIN IS SHITPOSTING ON Sup Forums AGAIN

>Sup Forums genuinely believes this

Literal bots did more than you fuckers did.

I've yet to see you provide a source for any of this without resorting to platitudes and phrases.
[citation needed]

they got hillary clinton to embarras herself on public by declaring a cartoon frog the symbol of white supremacy and the kkk on a public speech and thats fucking amazing

>Afghanistan is the middle east
really makes me think

WHY AREN'T I 50 POINTS AHEAD!?!?!

user, you misunderstand me, I'm not trying to justify it, I'm not trying to mask an evil, I'm simply stating that it's necessary.

The thing is, it's not a necessary evil, it simply is. Throughout all of history this repeats itself time and time again, cannibalization for survival that continually and progressively abstracts. Our origins as a species was that of infanticide and pedophilic rape. Even now in America, the human trafficking of children is a legitimate part of life people refuse to acknowledge beyond conspiracy, refusing to see it happen in the streets around them. We simply have not changed, we've simply abstracted from our basic starting point.

The truth of human nature is that we are evil, and that is good, because if we were not evil, we would be dead. We are capable of goodness and high culture, and we are capable of abomination. The only truth is the acceptance of that duality. Morality doesn't exist, it never did. Not objective or relative, simply pragmatic and utilitarian on how the subconscious decides the conscious should soothe itself beyond the actions it has taken.

Humanity is an animal like all others. Don't deny yourself, don't lie, accept the evil with the good and do what is your only true directive as a human being, and cannibalize.

Except you fucking retards literally turned Pepe into a symbol of white supremacy. This is classical "N-NO, I WASN'T ACTUALLY BEING AN IDIOT, I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE ONE!" You fucking dressed him up in SS uniforms and spammed him everywhere and invented fucking 'kekistan'.

here u go lad enjoy the rabbit hole

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opium_production_in_Afghanistan
globalresearch.ca/the-spoils-of-war-afghanistan-s-multibillion-dollar-heroin-trade/91
mediaroots.org/opium-what-afghanistan-is-really-about/
breitbart.com/national-security/2016/09/11/post-911-afghanistan-opium-cultivation-production-increases-nearly-20-fold/

its pretty public knowledge desu