Brit/pol/ - Spooky Skeletons edition

>UKIP candidate Raheem Kassam pulls out of race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37821383

>Mark Carney expected to stay on as Governor of the Bank of England
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/10/30/markets-on-edge-as-carney-decides-whether-to-stay-or-go-at-bank/

>Create new grammars to help poor, white pupils, report commissioned by Labour council suggests
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/31/create-new-grammars-to-help-poor-white-pupils-report-commissione/

>Paul Nuttall supports referendum on bringing back death penalty
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ukip-leadership-candidate-would-have-a-referendum-on-capital-punishment_uk_5815becfe4b0672ea688f17f

>Philip Hammond will be making 'huge mistake' if he endorses forecasts of collapse in economic growth, Tory MPs warn
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/30/philip-hammond-will-make-a-huge-mistake-if-he-endorses-forecasts/

>May declines to make extra commitments to take more Calais child refugees
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/30/therea-may-declines-francois-hollandes-request-take-more-calais-child-refugees

>British fisherman will catch hundreds of thousands of tonnes more fish after Brexit, minister says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/30/british-fisherman-will-catch-hundreds-of-thousands-of-tonnes-mor/

>I divorced my husband to work in the Jungle
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37796876

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First for globalist leaf that will doom us all.

>tfw Finngolian

T H R E A D T H E M E
youtube.com/watch?v=oFCnvH2E-6A

Zuerst für die Begasung ewigen Anglos

> < 0.1% Unassaigned

Does that mean extra-terrestrial?

Once, I was known as Oswald Mosley.

Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.

You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.
Prepare to be COLONISED.

well rip ukip, thought we had a glimmer of hope, but really it was dead when nigel left

BEADY EYES FULL OF LIES

Did anything come of the rumors about Moggy becoming the new head of Bank of England?

IMPORTANT VOTE

strawpoll.me/11544158

We've always backed Nuttall, lad.

We all knew Raheem was just a meme.

Just because the paki didn't win? Fuck off.

KHAN'D

>I divorced my husband to work in the Jungle

>UKIP candidate Raheem Kassam pulls out of race

Good news, he would only change as soon as he got elected and reveal himself to be a quizling for economic migrants and assylem seacars. If he was made PM he would probably give a pardon to the Rotherham rape gangs because they are black like him.

'''rumours''' kek
It was a short lived twitter meme with no basis in reality whatsoever

>backing Nuttall
>wants to capitulate to Evans, Carswell and Hamilton in the name of 'party unity'
N O

My only regret is not having UKIP 2 Electric Boogaloo as an option

The leaf's staying apparently.

Are you Scottish? Apparently many Jocks have a little bit of Finngolian from a long time ago

Yes UKIP needs a few more people to get punched out and quit the party after a few days. That is the surefire way to electoral success.

Where did you get this, m8?

>assylem seacars

(B)ritish (E)xtremist (A)ssociation of (D)over & (Y)ork

Not if May has anything to do with it and he keeps being a big meme.

I'm actually quite proud of the autism that went into this post.

>tfw your father is a Guardian reader, Blairite who wants a second EU ref.
>tfw your mother knows nothing about politics so she just votes for who ever my father does
>tfw they want to help more (((child migrants)))
>tfw they keep calling me a racist bigot every time I visit because I voted for UKIP last GE and for Brexit in the ref.

Londoner of Kent/South Yorkshire stock

23andme

Literally no worse than becoming purple libdems

Lads, I'm forming a new political party called the United Kingdom Imperial Party aka UKIP

What do you think?

>people still read the Guardian

The death of print can't come soon enough.

Hey bongs.

How would Trump and Clinton be received as political candidates in the UK?

CIF fucking hilarious m8

>extremist
>not esoteric
Apply yourself lad

>Logo is pound
Anglos truly are worse than kikes.

my family is pretty apolitical but I did get to get my mum to vote leave

They wouldn't get selected as MPs, let alone leaders of their parties.

They'd be ridiculed. I doubt they'd ever manage to even be elected as MPs so there'd be no way of them becoming PM.

Trump - Hitler Nazi
Clinton - Warmonger

The British public is too bluepilled to even understand why Trump is popular.

>How would Trump and Clinton be received as political candidates in the UK?
They wouldn't.

They wouldn't even make it as an MP

clinton would already be in jail because our media loves taking down politicians
trump would never get anywhere because he's too ineloquent

I think only 120,000 Guardian papers are in circulation, which is among the lowest of all our newspapers.

The Sun and Daily Mail are at the top with around 2,500,000 in circulation. I think The Guardian makes most of its money from online articles and shit.

...

The process of selecting MPs and electing a government and appointing a PM is very different here to your presidential elections

Clinton may well climb the slippery pole that is the Tory party and end up on the front bench but she'd never make party leader, our major parties are corrupt as fuck but they're not THAT corrupt

Trump wouldn't be accepted as a candidate by any major party and independent candidates very rarely win their seats. Even if they do there's no way for them to gain any real power

Depends what part of the UK.
>Scotland: like Hillary hate Trump
>Wales: Probably prefers Trump over Hillary
>NI: Probably likes Hillary more then Trump
>North of England: would suck Trumps cock
>South of England: would lick Hillary's clit
.

Can you stop spreading your autism in every thread please slav?

>>Mark Carney expected to stay on as Governor of the Bank of England
>telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/10/30/markets-on-edge-as-carney-decides-whether-to-stay-or-go-at-bank/

What does everyone think about this? I don't like the cunt. May seems to be bowing to him.

Yor Flag should be pink not red mate like the glorious britsh empre on maps.

Why do british have bad teeth?

twitter.com/Piers_Corbyn

How can the brother of Jeremy be so redpilled?

It's amazing.

>NI: Probably likes Hillary more then Trump
Doubt it, she backs gay marriage now.

I don't know what you mean.

imagine having a commie for a brother

British actually rate among the top in the world for dental health.

Also pls stop shitposting in brit/pol/ or we'll use our meme energy for Clinton.

What do they say to you?

>Hello son, you racist bigot
>I'd give user a second helping of apple crumble, but he's a racist fucking bigot

Is he autistic?

Seats in the brit/pol/ parliament

When you're already ugly there's not much point worrying about teeth

People see Trump as an obnoxious loud arrogant American, while they see Clinton as a crank.

Kek, Jezza looks so uncomfortable

We don't, as a rule, it's a meme

However we do have wonky teeth because braces are generally seen as a medical procedure rather than a cosmetic one, most people are dependent on muh ehh eych ess for things like that and therefore only get braces if their teeth are so misaligned that they're likely to cause damage to the soft tissue in the mouth or to be impractically difficult to clean

Also bleaching/whitening your teeth is pretty uncommon here and is usually considered to make you look like a bellend

It's quite natural for siblings to be political opposed

Sound like you might want to cut down on the racist bigotry.

>Slav
Pretty sure you replied to the wrong poster mate.

>le FOLLOW THE MONEY man

Oh here we go, 4 more years of "interest rates are going to go up soon, really this time! Honest!".

It's really surprising how fucking retarded some MPs are user.

would you rather have a gay son or a socialist son?

I used to love watching this on BBC2 on a Saturday evening.

...

>no enquiry into orgreave by Home Sec
Ayy lmao.

>tfw Cat Smith is my MP

What's the difference WAHEY!

how many marbles can huma abedin fit in her mouth

Whats the status on triggering article 50???

Socialist obviously, you can't beat the gay out of him, but you beat the gommunism out of him

there is literally nothing wrong with being a gay socialist

Midlands reporting in, I have money on Trump.
But I don't think a British version of him would do well at all. And Hillary might have some support because muh vagina, muh experience.

But then again meme magic is a thing.

>inb4 there is no Midlands pick a side

begins in March

>b-but if the police try to arrest us that means it's okay to have a big fight

Fucking pikeys. Bet they haven't even worked since the 80s

Is there any way to turn this dancing skeleton off?

>Cool it with the racist, bigoted remarks

I submit, Locutus of Beady.

I am ready to be assimilated.

open MPC-HC
turn on "view -> on top -> while playing video"
put on a film (one without skellingtons)
place it over mr skellington

Lads, why do Germans and Scandi's love Slavic immigrants so much? I don't get it, they are completely fine with ethnic replacement as long as it is "white"? Have they no pride in their own people?

Yeah lad. Because that's what happened.

>tfw CETA gets blocked again next year.

pretty sure 'poles are based because they are white' is an american meme

Good,gooood

>Lads, why do Germans and Scandi's love Slavic immigrants so much?
Who says they do?

I've seen them both complain about Slavs too.

I hate when Sup Forums changes in the slightest, it really ticks off my autism. Can't wait till Halloween ends.

>settings
>custom CSS
>make sure it's checked
>click edit

Paste this in:

#skellington {
display: none;
}

>save settings
>skeleton disappears

>>Wales: Probably prefers Trump over Hillary
Nah I hate them both

I want Jill Stein to win

>Getting /fit/
>Learning a Language
All i need now is a better job or to win the lottery and i'd be pretty good right about now

They always shit on us when we complain about them, and always cite the "poles are based" meme or "I have lots of polish friends" meme. They just seem to be under the delusion that you can't hate more than one group of people.

soory fur being such a sloow cunt with my october review videoo

I've been busy meeking videoo responses to random yootube comments to tell them how shet everything is

Dutch election is next March and Wilders' PVV is currently polling in the lead. If his party don't win it'll be the kingmaker of any coalition government, and this is the same month our PM said we'd enact Artile 50 by.

Plus in December Hofer may win in Austria and the Italian referendum may cause a collapse of their government and market.

EU is without hope.

>he fell for the /fit/ meme

Dare to dream old chap!