HAPPENINGG TISSEFANT JÆVLA FITTTT HELVE AAAHHAHEHEARAAAAAAATT

FUCK FUCJ FUCK SIRENS GOING OFF IN MY CITY RIGHT NOW! NUCLEAR FUCKEN SIRENS

IT'S HAPPENING DUDE I TELL YOU

KISS YOUR MOM OR GF GOODBYE AND TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND TO GO FUCK HIMSELF WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

HAPPENIGn

Its a tornado d00d

Live stream your death

NO YOU FUCK ITS FUCKING SIBERIA

WHAT THE FUCK TORNADO YOU IDIOT FUK TISPE EN RASHOL JÆVVL

>Nuclear alert
>Keep posting on Sup Forums

fake and gay

кyдa мe бeжaть нaхyй лягyхa eбливaяБЛЯДЬ

Their missiles are faster than ours, so we should probably stream him our deaths, tbqh familia.

Not gonna bother translating this shit, Boris

>Nuclear Lunch detected
>Sandwich imminent
>30 seconds to mayonnaise
>Everybody plastic bag now

do it hehe i'll jerky jerky my ticka masala downstairs for you big man

this is the first time i have looked at your flag on computer instead of mobile and i legit didnt realize you were still called Russian Federation
thought you were just called Russia

mayonaise is good for you but its bad nuclear defense though,

That's gonna be the worst part about the nukes. Us Berger's will go first so we won't be able to see any of it happen

its a drill you idiot

rusen federation sounds more official and cool yes

russia sounds like some kids imaginary friend name

I haven't heard any sky kings, which means this thread is BS. The proof is in the sky kings.

its a drill cunt, they are preparing you for the ww3 that is going to happen in the next 10 years

wow what the fuck do i do then!

shut ur mouf infidel

drink vodka, and wait for the real deal, once the real nuclear war starts just keep drinking vodka until you die from radiation. unless of course you re a millionare russian then just buy a bunker in australia

You're just a vodka nigger with no skykings. Admit it.

Go back to your hole, Igor. You're drunk

vittu saatana perkele,,

Not if you cover yourself entirely

>tfw sirens going off 3-4 times a week
>in fucking Hungary

Pretty comfy tbqh.

ohh.. i must masturbate now

jhuuh semmone ryssä siellä

Did you just call him the devil's devil's vagina?

We're fuckin full pablo.

>TISSEFANT JÆVLA FITTTT HELVE

Terje pls

That's not mayo, that's some marshmallow spread.

drittsekk jævla

I don't want to set the world on fire, honey

I just want to start a great big flame

Down in your heart

HAPPENING!

SCANDINAVIA HAS GONE TO WAR WITH RUSSIA.

say that to carlos slim faggot, he bought a shit ton of land just in case shit goes down.

mm yes.. pillow warfare

IDI NAHUI CYKA BLYAT

dose scandinavia have atomZzz?¿ big booms

чo пpишлa cлышь кoбылa бля, вaли oтcюдa, cyкa, пaдлa, тaких кaк ты, eблo, нa иpкyчe мoeм мaцaют вooбщe кpyтo, тoкa ты пoтoм ничo мaцaть кaк минимyм шecть мecяцeв нe бyшь