User, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?

>user, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?

What do?

Tits or GTFO

Anal or GTFO

Ass to Mouth or GTFO

Chin reduction or GTFO

>Say yes
>Hold her at gunpoint
>Call police

Let her stay if we fuck, then turn her in to the fbi. She know at least some of the corrupt shit Hillary has done

Weiner or GTFO

Let her stay, then persuade her to testify.

No. I'm not going to be another victim of Arkancide you mudslime cunt. You can GTFO.

Rape & report

No sorry I am not into harboring terrorists or people of terrorist descent

Water board her

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

this

Maybe if you shave off 15 years.

show me ur feet pls

No, I don't harbor refugees

*Unzips dick*

Go stay with Mark Fichbein

Your typical Drumpfkin Ladies and Gentleman

"Spit or swallow?"

Only with a full videotaped confession...

>user, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?

What do?

If she's talking to me, I'm already dead. By this time next week the police will say my death was suicide via three gunshots to the back.

Literally pumpkin hitler

>Water board her

With this dick

dont let her use your computer

Hi eric.

Unzips weiner

Le ebin meme xd

See if her jet fuel can melt my steel beam.

Poo2streets or GTFO

No, I don't want to commit suicide by drone strike.

Sure, but I only have one bed. We R going to have to cuddle all night QT pie.

How do you find her attractive at all?

>Destroy holes out of hate

>Call police

ass or state secrets about ayys and banghazi, nobody rides for free

I'll have to ask mom first.

noice chaine 1m8

Typical 4channer you mean. You do understand that up until around 5 years ago suggesting a moral course of action would have you mocked for being a moralfag. Did you expect tolerance from Sup Forums?

I hope you like anime.

Sure, just remove the battery from your phone and were good to do.

only if you take your shoes and socks off

>Tell her she can stay as long as she blows me

>Just as I'm about to cum in her mouth I speed dial the FBI and tell them where she Is.

>Achieve the greatest orgasm imaginable, an orgasm to end all orgasms, an orgasm that brings down the establishment and helps Trump to a glorious victory.

>My life Is complete.

"Come on in" *Slips off to find power drill* "Hey, so what can you tell me about the Clinton Foundation?"

give her some hot cocoa and hotline to fbiANON

it would be night of hot, sweet love and sweaty sex and morning would bring cold police.

Actually some phones retain power even after the battery Is removed. Experts suggest removing the battery then placing the phone in a refrigerator to cut It off from any communication.

Convince her they'll go easier on her if she is pregnant and then fill her full of semen.

Yes but you must eat these eggs

You can crash that halal p*ssy against my haramdick all week bae XDDDDD

How new are you?

>tits or GTFO

kek'd

>Yes but you must eat these eggs
Okay

And I thought summer was over

>let her take a shower, change clothes and sleep with me given the condition that she lets me sleep while sucking on her toes
>wake up before her, lock her in the house with a bowl of eggs and call the feds

Sure cunt!
>calls FBI IMMEDIATELY
>turns the cunt in.
>pisses in her ugly face before they get there.

Wait do their faces really line up that well?

Gotta tickle my fancy first, while i eat this bowl of eggs

You don't have to tell me why they're after you, but you do have to eat these eggs.

Chop off her head and send it to Assange in a velvet bag. I have SPOKEN!!

Show her my empty ballot and make her vote for Trump, and tell her that if she doesn't do that then your mother will die this year if you don't reply to this post.

See

"Yeah I guess."

>sell huma to fbi

The end.

Unzips and releases the haram snake.

I'd make her dress up in a headscarf and then I'd do some really depraved stuff

>say yes
>call the feds as soon as she lowers her guard
>shout "LOCK HER UP!" as the FBI takes her away

Let her in, allow her to get comfortable, call the cops when I have time.

Alternatively just tie her up and rape her, who's she gonna call?

correct answer

might also get some vagina before that

...

>"Come on in!"
>offer FBI whereabouts for money
>go start my farm and never leave

Not enough power to call the phone though, so Huma cannot be pinpointed via triangulation.
Time to unzip dick.

OK Huma. Just write out a full confession, sign, date, and notarize it so that I can have an insurance policy and I'll hide you while I get my sailboat ready to take you out of the country..........
Hello crimestoppers? I'd like to report a fugitive. What's the reward money for Huma up too?

Invite her in and serve her some iced tea.

Ok but you have to eat ALL the eggs

Only if she lets me fuck her footpussy.

>yfw there are more than likely nudes of her out there somewhere
>yfw some of them are probably in Hillary's emails and will be released by wikileaks before Nov 8

Oh fuck off

yeah ok. Since at the very least it would end up being a interesting if not fun story to tell as to how it will all turn out.

>fuck her in the asshole
>allow her to get clothed
>zip tie her
>call the FBI
>profit

If she'll take her years of abuse from hilldog out on me through sexually domming me, she can stay.

I imagine her feet got pretty sweaty running to my house, I'll be cleaning those for sure. Though, to be honest, my mouth will probably be dry from the nerves, nothing some of her spit or piss can't fix.

You guys know what I'm talking about.

LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG FEET AND SOLES

Obviously

fucking goys

>sure *unzips dick*


While you were down there I tipped off the FBI.

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