>user, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?
What do?
>user, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?
What do?
Tits or GTFO
Anal or GTFO
Ass to Mouth or GTFO
Chin reduction or GTFO
>Say yes
>Hold her at gunpoint
>Call police
Let her stay if we fuck, then turn her in to the fbi. She know at least some of the corrupt shit Hillary has done
Weiner or GTFO
Let her stay, then persuade her to testify.
No. I'm not going to be another victim of Arkancide you mudslime cunt. You can GTFO.
Rape & report
No sorry I am not into harboring terrorists or people of terrorist descent
Water board her
GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY
this
Maybe if you shave off 15 years.
show me ur feet pls
No, I don't harbor refugees
*Unzips dick*
Go stay with Mark Fichbein
Your typical Drumpfkin Ladies and Gentleman
"Spit or swallow?"
Only with a full videotaped confession...
>user, the FBI is after me, think I can crash at your place for a bit?
What do?
If she's talking to me, I'm already dead. By this time next week the police will say my death was suicide via three gunshots to the back.
Literally pumpkin hitler
>Water board her
With this dick
dont let her use your computer
Hi eric.
Unzips weiner
Le ebin meme xd
See if her jet fuel can melt my steel beam.
Poo2streets or GTFO
No, I don't want to commit suicide by drone strike.
Sure, but I only have one bed. We R going to have to cuddle all night QT pie.
How do you find her attractive at all?
>Destroy holes out of hate
>Call police
ass or state secrets about ayys and banghazi, nobody rides for free
I'll have to ask mom first.
noice chaine 1m8
Typical 4channer you mean. You do understand that up until around 5 years ago suggesting a moral course of action would have you mocked for being a moralfag. Did you expect tolerance from Sup Forums?
I hope you like anime.
Sure, just remove the battery from your phone and were good to do.
only if you take your shoes and socks off
>Tell her she can stay as long as she blows me
>Just as I'm about to cum in her mouth I speed dial the FBI and tell them where she Is.
>Achieve the greatest orgasm imaginable, an orgasm to end all orgasms, an orgasm that brings down the establishment and helps Trump to a glorious victory.
>My life Is complete.
"Come on in" *Slips off to find power drill* "Hey, so what can you tell me about the Clinton Foundation?"
give her some hot cocoa and hotline to fbiANON
it would be night of hot, sweet love and sweaty sex and morning would bring cold police.
Actually some phones retain power even after the battery Is removed. Experts suggest removing the battery then placing the phone in a refrigerator to cut It off from any communication.
Convince her they'll go easier on her if she is pregnant and then fill her full of semen.
Yes but you must eat these eggs
You can crash that halal p*ssy against my haramdick all week bae XDDDDD
How new are you?
>tits or GTFO
kek'd
>Yes but you must eat these eggs
Okay
And I thought summer was over
>let her take a shower, change clothes and sleep with me given the condition that she lets me sleep while sucking on her toes
>wake up before her, lock her in the house with a bowl of eggs and call the feds
Sure cunt!
>calls FBI IMMEDIATELY
>turns the cunt in.
>pisses in her ugly face before they get there.
Wait do their faces really line up that well?
Gotta tickle my fancy first, while i eat this bowl of eggs
You don't have to tell me why they're after you, but you do have to eat these eggs.
Chop off her head and send it to Assange in a velvet bag. I have SPOKEN!!
Show her my empty ballot and make her vote for Trump, and tell her that if she doesn't do that then your mother will die this year if you don't reply to this post.
See
"Yeah I guess."
>sell huma to fbi
The end.
Unzips and releases the haram snake.
I'd make her dress up in a headscarf and then I'd do some really depraved stuff
>say yes
>call the feds as soon as she lowers her guard
>shout "LOCK HER UP!" as the FBI takes her away
Let her in, allow her to get comfortable, call the cops when I have time.
Alternatively just tie her up and rape her, who's she gonna call?
correct answer
might also get some vagina before that
...
>"Come on in!"
>offer FBI whereabouts for money
>go start my farm and never leave
Not enough power to call the phone though, so Huma cannot be pinpointed via triangulation.
Time to unzip dick.
OK Huma. Just write out a full confession, sign, date, and notarize it so that I can have an insurance policy and I'll hide you while I get my sailboat ready to take you out of the country..........
Hello crimestoppers? I'd like to report a fugitive. What's the reward money for Huma up too?
Invite her in and serve her some iced tea.
Ok but you have to eat ALL the eggs
Only if she lets me fuck her footpussy.
>yfw there are more than likely nudes of her out there somewhere
>yfw some of them are probably in Hillary's emails and will be released by wikileaks before Nov 8
Oh fuck off
yeah ok. Since at the very least it would end up being a interesting if not fun story to tell as to how it will all turn out.
>fuck her in the asshole
>allow her to get clothed
>zip tie her
>call the FBI
>profit
If she'll take her years of abuse from hilldog out on me through sexually domming me, she can stay.
I imagine her feet got pretty sweaty running to my house, I'll be cleaning those for sure. Though, to be honest, my mouth will probably be dry from the nerves, nothing some of her spit or piss can't fix.
You guys know what I'm talking about.
LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG FEET AND SOLES
Obviously
fucking goys
>sure *unzips dick*
While you were down there I tipped off the FBI.
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