Little sister character is a huge asshole to the older brother

>little sister character is a huge asshole to the older brother
>parents never suspect a thing and put the blame on the brother

Siblings really do that kind of shit.

That's my fetish!

Man, Arthur/Drake & Josh really fucked you guys up, huh?

...

That's just reality

Welcome to real life where the baby of the family is spoiled and has attitude problems but since they are the baby of the family the get coddled and everyone else has to deal with the consequences.

t. bitter, forgettable middle child

Growing up with four siblings fucked me up

>That Goosebumps episode where the Kid fucks with a magical Grandfather clock and ends up going back in time, younger and younger until he's just a little baby.
>He fixes it by the end of the episode but finds out that in the future he's in now, his bitch little sister was never born
>Goes fuck it and says maybe he'll fix it later

FREEEEEZY POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

What gets me about that episode is that it's my birth year that the kid knocks out.

>it turns out the little sister just wants her brother's D
>one day she pushes him too far and he rapes her
>she loves it

Little Sisters are like that. Then they grow up and the world utterly destroys them.

This. Its always this. The younger sibling is ALWAYS the weakest.

Not for me.

Worst is having an older sister that is similar in age to you

>older brother is a huge asshole to little brother
>parents gives a lazy reply to stop it
>older brother continues to be a huge asshole

Thats a board for comics and cartoons not real life
go back to /adv/

Hush! Quiet while MRA OP transforms this universal, relatable situation into a reason exclusively for men to complain about women! (When they are literally FIVE.)

>unchecked older brother helps Russian troll army throw election

>Growing up with four siblings
Aye, me too.

I wish both Megan and DW had fucked me.

This isn't true, I'm the youngest sibling and I can't say I was spoiled, I was rather neglected.

>3 years older brother often strangled me while smashing my head in a wall whenever he got pissed (I was 4 years old)
>Tell mom
>Ugh, go and tell your father, I'm tired.
>Tell dad
>"Sure, like the Simpsons".
>Started fighting back by bites and kicks.
>user, respect your elders, go and tell your brother you are sorry.

>Brother who is 20 years older than me keep watching soccer on TV
>I was having an autistic blast with my empty cardboard box (it was from a washing machine)
>Brother's team is losing.
>I keep giggling by my box.
>Brother unleashes his anger on me by kicking the box while I was inside yelling at me to shut up.
>Started sobbing.
>He started to threat me with his belt to make me shut up.
>Tell parents.
>Mom doesn't care, she just wants me to buzz off.
>Dad tells me he can't do shit, he isn't his son.

>Started locking myself in a room without people since then.
>Parents never got why I didn't liked to talk with anyone in the family.

actually forgettable eldest child

>be born first
>become THE son forever
Sounds like you got shitty parents.

Dude Goosebumps had a lot of b*tch little sisters
>Egg Monsters From Mars
>My Hairiest Adventure
>The Haunted Mask
>Why I'm Afraid of Bees
>Motherfuckin BAD HARE DAY
>The Fucking KEKOO CLOCK OF DOOM

Those last two were the worst. Like the kid sisters would be arrested for the crap they do in them.

so what about being the middle child to the two extremes?

>be born first
>the one that's basically the experiment and base for future siblings

I mean. Wow. I have to sit through 16 years of bullying while those two get to go to alternative schools? I didn't even get "the Talk". I learned about sex from hidden porn stashes, and didn't understand procreation or puberty until I was in 9th grade.

>oh wow. My eldest is kinda fucked up.
>better crack down on the other two

>Dad tells me he can't do shit, he isn't his son.
Ah, so your mom is a slut. That explains why she is so shit and negligent.

You know what? F*ck it. F*ck Goosebumps. Every main character was either a boy that kept get bullied or a girl that WAS a bully/wanted to be popular. Each chapter ALWAYS ended on a f*cking cliffhanger. Imagine reading OG Goosebumps and having to dogear the page before the next chapter. Having to sit wondering how Scotty Greenboi lost his limb or if Beatris Trainerbrah was gonba be raped by the mysterious habd on her shoulder, only to go back to the book to see a) The kid was being an *sshole and tricking his friends, b)it was a family member or friend suddenly appearing to shoot the sh*t, or c) it was the f*cking shadow from the stack of clothes. EVERY TIME.
And then there's the parents. Remember how every adult in Mystery Inc ignored the kids when even when someone was in danger? At least you can say those adults were in on it and had everything in control. Goosebumps' adults were less of that and more "Hogarth's Mum screaming at him for mentioning the Giant." As a kid I hated ALL the adults from the mysterious shop owner the kid steals from to the parents for always disregarding the obviously frightened child when he tried to warn them about the scary *ss teacher that was eating crickets. And there was always a scene were the kid DOES get the parents to follow him but the room is empty. Then he ALWAYS gets grounded.
F*ck you R.L. Stine. F*ck you, f*ck fear Street, F*ck Choose Your Scare, and F*ck Jack Black.

>The Fucking KEKOO CLOCK OF DOOM
Man, I loved the ending to that, iirc. Wasn't that wen the MC leaves his sister unborn and ends the book saying he MIGHT go back and fix the timeline? I feel like it was supposed to be bittersweet or make him seem like an asshole but honestly I was rooting for him

>being this much of a beta faggot you blame your parents of your own failure of a life
Why do kids do this?

I remember that one book about the haunted camera; the chick got so skinny her skirt fell down in from of the main dude and they both kind of blew it off

Because there's a lot of fucked up, shitty people out there that shouldn't ever be allowed to have children, and yet fuck like rabbits and end up having a dozen of brats that they don't know how to raise who end up growing up to be fucked up, shitty people like their parents so the circle of life can continue?

>being born to shit parents
kek

Candice in Phineas and Ferb is basically a little sister character who has no power whatsoever because she's the older one.

This is an 18+ board user you can say fuck, shit, and ass

Bad Hare Day had the magician keep the boy and his sister as rabbits.

Some people don't swear. Some people have to be around kids and just learn to not integrate profanity in sentences that don't need them.

I still to this don't understand why Josh didn't just fuck Megan and his retarded stepmom at the same time. Drake would've gotten screwed over not only in real life but the show as well.

>You can cum when I say you can, nii-san

The Big Gete Star enables me the power to cheat getting in trouble with dad!

Everything about Goosebumps was mean because it was supposed to be in the horror genre.

Stop censoring yourself you cuck

No way f*g
Why does being a middle school horror genre entail crappy tropes? More suspense than horror anyway.

Man, the Big Ghetto Star ain't nobody's fool.

As an eldest brother, shit like this pisses me off, makes me wanna smash some shithead's skull.

I'm sorry user. I wish I had you as a brother so I could protect and love you.

you're on Sup Forums you fucking retard
I know you're baiting but you're still a queer

A-Are you ok now user?

>only four

Try seven. You don't true hell until you have to deal with an absurdly large family. I will never understand the fascination people have with incest(especially /TLHG/), I can't fucking stand my sisters.

>third child of four
>is the favorite
Feels good.

Damn bro, i hope you are in a better position now.

>20 years older than you
shit man your family is fucked. Even 10 years is kinda weird

Like your fucked up upbringing has any bearing on the topic at hand.
Which of your brother's dicks did you like the best?
I bet he was a gentle soul.

>tfw this was me
>always got the most attention and the best toys
>mom always protected me when my older siblings got tired of my shit

As the youngest you're expected to not follow any of your older siblings mistakes to the point where you're not allowed to do anything or go anywhere as parent's fear of you becoming like them.

Are you me

No, this is more a having a sister thing more than anything. It's even worse if you were raised by a single mother like I was, doesn't matter how much of an irrational bitchy cunt she was acting like, my mum always took her side.

>tfw mum used to sorta be an asshole to me and both my sisters but was significantly nicer to my middle sister than my oldest sister or I
>used to let my sister boss me around, yell at me and act like my second mother despite only being a teenager herself, ended up basically being her errand runner and every time I complained I got hit with the "respect your elders" shit
>get this weird complex where I decide if I try my hardest to be a better kid, my mum'll stop yelling at me constantly and calling me names
>spend my entire childhood up until age 12/13 doing this, get straight As, get into multiple G&T programs at school, git gud at drawing, can bake fairly well by age 11, cook dinner sometimes which my sister has still never done despite being 9 years older, even winning ribbons in running races at school
>never ask for presents or money for anything as my sister does this constantly and decide to try and use this as another way to show how much better I am than her
>still get treated like shit
>lazy dirty fat sack of shit sister does shit like write her a fucking poem in her birthday card or mother's day card a few times a year despite being a cunt the other 363 days of the year or buys her some flowers or something equally vapid and platitudinous
>gets treated like God's gift to the earth and praised like she actually did something of any value

I'm 19 now and I might have a hatred for most women and my mum still hates me but who cares; my sister's a single mother who got knocked up by some part nigger junkie with bipolar who's in and out of jail and beat her ass on multiple occasions. You don't know how happy that makes me.

I never understood this, I've always had a great relationship with my siblings.

do americans really do this?

It's very relatable and common. I can see why it's such a used trope.

Tell me more about the tan loli

As the oldest of three children, I know this to be false. All the youngest got that we didn't was a relatively lax parental attitude, since they already knew how to raise children at that point, and some slight doting on the part of good ol' dad. But that was more because she was his only daughter, and it never overwhelmed his staunch dedication to authority and being a hilarious jackass.

>not wanting nicer sisters that are DTF
I have an incest fetish but I think my actual immediate family is gross

>learn of my grandparent's families
>all of them come from families of 10+ kids
>all of my great-grandparents apparently played favorites on a massive scale and viewed my grandparents and their siblings often more as assets or pawns than as beloved children
I come from a long lineage of fucking assholes until my grandparents clawed their way out of the muck, apparently.

Why should I be obligated to swear? To entertain the little kids that lurk here? I only do it here if I really need to get a point across, sure. But I stopped swearing when I was 14 because frankly it's childish as heII (Thats two capital i's by the way).

Maybe user was adopted?

But if you're typing out "b*tch" or "d**m" or whatever else, then you clearly mean to express those swears, given that only the barest effort has been made to avoid displaying them. If someone truly wished to avoid profanity, than why would they do so by actually swearing and then pretending like an asterisk can hide that fact? Would it not be easier to simply not swear at all rather than these half-hearted attempts to cover it up?

You act like vulgarity is something you can cheat your way out of, like capitalizing letters lets you off on a technicality. As though jumping through the loopholes of some imagined set of regulations hides what you actually mean. It's as clear as day what was said, and fools no one. Excessive swearing is childish, yes, but so to is this obsession with not swearing while actually swearing. No one's impressed, and it honestly just smacks of some attempt to gain the moral high ground.

>he isn't his son
That explains it.

user... have you heard of synonyms?
I admit the sentence wouldn't change if I said "What the freak?" instead of "What the f*ck?" . I just didn't want to get the typical "lol underage" crowd and expected anons to get the point without needing to be spoonfed. The thing about swearing, however, is anything can be a placeholder for those particular nouns. I can make up a new word to say f*cking. There are 10 words to say poop. But, though I decline to verbally use them, I'll admit that these swear words always have the perfect connotation if you wish to say something but can't find the right word.

who /onlychild/ here

I am vicariously enjoying the schadenfreud you have directed at her. I don't know who you are, stranger, but I love you. I love that you survived this and get to enjoy the sweet fruits of your labour. So many people these days are so lazy that they never learned essential skills like cooking, or otherwise how to function as adults. I weep for our children and what will become of future generations. Thank you for the gift of simply being you, as you are, ideal.

It all really depends on the culture your'e raised in. Sometimes its the exact opposite of what you said where the youngest has the most shit to deal with because they 'need the experience' or they get fucked over and its fine because 'oh you havn't suffered like your elders have yet so shut up'. Its shit like this that makes me love growing up without siblings like my dude

You need to beat your brother bloody to teach him a lesson.

>tfw youngest child
>trying hardest to get the fuck away from family due to how much they coddle me
>siblings all hate me for the favoritism that i got from my parents
>but they begrudgingly hold me back due to how my parents want me protected
>grow up knowing that being the youngest makes you a punching bag if you're NEET-like in any way
>know that i have issues trying to be independent but try to get jobs on my own and get a life of my own
>my own plans fall apart
>"it's okay, we know you did your best :^)"
>know that this is my family's go-to answer to keep me inside the household
>tfw no wise friends to help me out with life advice
being born youngest means being born to be fucked with by everyone else

Yeesh, you guys have some problems with your siblings. I think the worst my sister ever did to me was break my door after a fit of anger.

It was my brother who was the one being coddled due to him having three sisters and being the only boy. Our parents pitied him so they gave him extra gifts to compensate not having a brother to play with while my youngest sister got hand-me-downs. I caught him molesting our youngest sister but our parents chose to defend him and my sister and I became the black sheep for "lying". I also caught him spying on me while dressing among other creepy shit. Now he openly boasts to us for having gotten away with it and being our parent's favorite. He accidentally revealed the truth once but our parents still pretend we are lying because that's easier than admitting you preferred your creep of a son over three of your daughters.

>evil character with name
>stronger evil character with similar name

I'm the eldest kid and I think my parents do appreciate me more than my brother. When they have to choose between an alpha who goes out as much as he can, brings his girlfriend home to fuck her, gets good grades and studies hard, and a shut in beta who hardly does anything for his own life but tries to be helpful and nice around the house they prefer the latter. I feel kinda bad for my little brother sometimes.

MEGAN!

Can relate, older (by five years) brother was really abusive and constantly bullied me for no reason. Parents never did a thing no matter how much I told them.

>Turns out my homeless mom has been sending my little brother money so he could pay for his music and phone subscription

>third child of four
>is LEAST favorite

It's not fair.

2real4me

Growing up it was the opposite for me. Damn it's good to be the first born.

Are you my brother? What are you doing posting on Sup Forums?

>shut-in beta roleplays as his older brother

This post seems like a good reason to dislike women

Yep. You'd think being an only child to parents told they couldn't have children would have encouraged them to be less passively negligent in raising me, but go figure. Parents never taught me anything. Never had time for anything. Always 'tired from work'. Not even sibblings to keep me company. I don't recall even being hugged by them. That said, I was always fed and we were financially well off. I went to a good school and so on.

I have no day to day practical skills to speak of as such, and physical contact feels very strange to me.

We have no insurance and no social safety net, and people like Sup Forums keep it that way, by arguing against every proposal with "What are you, an SJW?"
The result is that families are desperate and actually play favorites among their kids.
When the favorite is a girl, that same I-got-mine culture seems to be leading boys to grow up as misogynists.

>He accidentally revealed the truth once but our parents still pretend we are lying because that's easier than admitting you preferred your creep of a son over three of your daughters.

I'm sorry for you, especially when a lot of people in this thread seem to have your brother's personality.

>by arguing against every proposal with "What are you, an SJW?"
But SJWs aren't arguing in favor these kinds of social safety nets or insurance, and Sup Forums doesn't argue against them. What the fuck are you talking about?

One of the most satisfying endings to a Goosebumps book. I hated that little sister so much.

You both have been felt, though i was the middle child. they never had time for me, not even enough to teach me how to tie my shoes or how to ride a bike. i missed out on a lot of important things that they could have helped me outwith and it honestly fucked me up. given i'm only 19 and i don't think that i'll always be this way, but i've had so much valuable time that i'll never get back wasted because i either lacked the know-how and knew they would be fucking useless or i just didn't know that it wasn't normal

Honestly, i don't even know what parents are supposed to teach you and what you're supposed to learn on your own