As we all know the election is all but over as crooked Hillary will be made to answer for her crimes. During this election campaign, and it has been a very trying campaign with many hitpieces from the Clinton media, but through it all you have stood loyally by my side.
Therefore I have decided to give you all a position in my government, to serve collectively in the US government.
Which position would you like?
(p.s. have a picture of my beautiful daughter Ivanka, she loves you guys!!!)
Ian Miller
Director of memes
Carter Diaz
Department of Memes, DoM.
Daniel Bailey
Why did you change your name from Drumpf? Don't the world know you are a filthy immigrant who I'd a bigot. That's why I'm with her
Eli Mitchell
Can I replace Comey?
Nathaniel Parker
Why do you whore out your plastic Jewish daughter so much?
Jeremiah Nelson
Wall builder
David Reed
Pussy Procurement Manager
Ryan Harris
I want to be your Secretary of State, Mr. President!
Benjamin Allen
Freelance shitposter on a retainer
Lucas Wilson
Minister of Defense
Jacob Martinez
Chief Actuary for your new TrumpCare law.
Chase Sanders
ObergrupenFuhrer of the anti-Mexican deportation blackshirts
Jayden Peterson
you actually think you're talking to Trump?!? derp
Anthony Baker
Gowdy's best friend pls.
James Bell
Department of memetics
Wyatt Price
>Which position would you like?
I am perfectly qualified to be your Sanitation Engineer.
Liam Turner
Hangman General of the United States
Isaiah Diaz
Chief Inspector for ensuring the integrity of the Great National Wall
Blake Sanchez
Assistant Nigger Control, as I am not fully ready to be the one in charge of nigger control.
Christian Perry
rename the Secretary of Defense position back to Secretary of War and just appoint it to "Sup Forums Sup Forums"
Can I get a position in the CIA? Basically just a big office and access to all of the secrets.
Nicholas Miller
Department of Memetic "Projects".
Christian Thomas
I would like to be Treasurer of the United States, Secretary for Domestic Finance or Secretary for Terrorism and Financial Intelligence. I know that those positions are vacant apart from the last but Adam Szubin has obviously not been doing his job...
