Sup Forums! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

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Becky Cloonan's Belit.

Nobody would be depressed if they just followed Conans life philosophy.

"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind," the borderer said, still staring somberly at the Cimmerian. "Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance. And barbarism must always ultimately triumph."

Not even that, Jack Aubrey in "Master and Commander" has kind of the same attitude "I do what I want" attitude and he's thoroughly civilized.

TA CRUSH YA ENEMEES

TA SEE DEM DRIVEN BEFAA YOO

AND TA HEAH DA LEMENTAYSHUNS OF DE WIMMEN

Tits

Ass. Titties. Ass n' titties. Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass n' titties.

X-23's abs

yaas

Being polite, being respectful, and having a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Chobham armor, keen aim and superior ordinance.

How does do you live your life at sea wearing clothes like that and neither die of frostbite or get a tan?

Living in a universe where Korgoth of Barbaria was a seven season series.

It's a fucking comic book.

STRAIGHT CUT BANGS AND GLAMOROUSLY SHINY HAIR

redheads asss n'tits , ass and ass and boobs

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Being a barbarian. In Hyborian Age, on Eternia, or everywhere else in the universe

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peace, happiness, and goodwill amongst men.

This guy knows it

Having sensible scheduling for your serialized cartoons instead of just playing them whenever the executives horoscope says that the time is right for change.

>Money
>Power
>Women
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>Tech

So what?

Tall girls

>This

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Just the best

What are you, gay??

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>liking short girls
That's gay, short girls are just female boys.