What kind of vehicle would you want to be if you were a transformer?

What kind of vehicle would you want to be if you were a transformer?

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Just call me Woodstock.

The secret is that part of the transformation involves the pickup and roof-harness detaching and forming a wood-stocked shotgun.

Tank/Jet triple changer

Call me Trubble.

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dear god, that's beautiful.

I'd kind of want you to be some kind of relation to Bumblebee too.

>"That's my uncle Woodstock... Don't touch his special energon. The Decepticons raided it and that's why we can now scare off Megatron by blasting Jimmy Hendrix."

Bell-boeing V-22 Osprey

I'd be a prissy, high-maintenance princess femme-former who is extremely prone to being shot down at least once an episode.

Leave Megatron to me

I'd just turn into my car and the extra roof storage unit that would fill in the extra space.
(its named The Beast and it sounds like an angry dinosaur when it starts)

Fear not, Autobots. Cavalry has arrived.

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I don't wanna be no vehicle, I wanna be a robot cat!

The Wheel of Fate is Turning!

Rebel 1!

Action!

I am become death.

I vehicle for moving the plot. I will get a lot of screen time but not a minute of it meaningful in any way or revealing of my character which does not exist.

Cartwheel.

Good taste

something I never understood about the Decepticons

Why would you ever leave fighter jet mode in a fight?

>Fly three nautical miles away
>Equip Mavericks
>Pound autobots with impunity because there aren't any SAM autobots

Fuck vehicles, turn me into a winged, fire breathing, European style dragon.

Stand the fuck back

WHEN MYOPIC CONFUSION THREATENS YOUR LUNCH

Move over Starscream the Decepticons are getting a new air commander

Because they're prideful idiots. That shit would work, but it's just boring to them and killing them up close is way more satisfying.

no one will ever know

Transformer name: Open Carry

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Sybian

UUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Come at me bro.

That's cheating, you'd totally need a combiner team for something that huge.

I have just the thing!
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Oh user. Guns are only a vehicle for metaphor.

Even have your own theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow

Enjoy having a scene in the battle sequence where you get climbed all over and have shit torn off of you.

lewd

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Doesn't Megatron already have a conservation of mass defying "gun" form?

they're not actually that big, in the book they're described as being almost submerged when they go out to sea to fight Thunderchild.

If Tidalwave and Omega Supreme can go stomping around bu their lonesome I believe Anonatron can be that massive.

>Banach–Tarski paradox

not mass defying, just applied mathematics.

Useful both for war and peace.

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>tfw no three-engined Super Tomcat with Batwing weaponry
>tfw can't be a sentient robo-humanoid fighting for justice that turns into a three-engined Super Tomcat with Batwing weaponry
It just isn't fair.

Lamborghini best transformer

Motorcycle/drone triple changer.

>vehicle
plebs
I'll be a motherfucking eagle

Then at least be a good eagle instead of that glorified seagull

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I want to be a crew served tank. Also possibly haunted by the spirit of a cat.

A Kamikaze aircraft

Of course.

Don't make me want to fuck a machine

There is literally nothing wrong with that.

This sexy beast

There isn't, but there's only so many maintenance manuals I can read

Ghetto blaster, because music is the only thing that keeps me getting on.

get on my level pleb

I'll go by the name Vanguard.

And I'll get flown around by this lovely lady.

Basically Astrotrain. He is a train and a space shuttle, my two favourite vehicles as a kid

>pale face framed with decorative black hood
>glowing blue eyes
muh dick

S-size don't matter

inb4 A FUCKING LEAF

I see your and raise you a pic related

Damn you Backslide!

On second thoughts, we need art of Backslide stat!

...Actually Starscream. Fastest jet, possibly fastest Decepticon overall.

actually that wold make a great cliffjumper

Robo triceratops

I don't care what my name ends up being.

I'd probably go for an Antonov An-225 as my alt mode.

Why yes, I want my transformation to be an hour-long over-complicated affair, couldn't you tell?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_An-225_Mriya

Call Mr plow
Cuz that's my name
That name again
Is Mr plow

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wow...

Ulla of the decepticons?

Actually user, most of the transformation to robot mode would be eliminating the space within the framework of the balloon.

In all honestly a Transformer with a Dirigible altmode wouldn't be that big in robot mode, mass shifting aside. Most of the the actually important bits would be contained within the underside Gondola, fins and engine pods.

With my own fleet of drone fighters too

Step aside, Omega Supreme

The only blimp transformer OC I've seen is a guy

The actual floaty part isn't metal, all of that shit would be folded up and contained in a backpack or something.

>The actual floaty part isn't metal
I thought there was some metal in that.

Must depend on the type of Zeppelin.

just because you ride it doesn't make it a vehicle

>Also possibly haunted by the spirit of a cat
GuP x TWHE x Transformers crossover when ?

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Someone has to take care about logistics at base so the guys can do the job on the field

So is your Altmode a forklift, or does your transformation boil down to you breaking apart into several vehicles, one of which is a forklift?

The structure that gives it its shape is metal, the covers on it are fabric. The gas bags inside are also cloth and balloon type things that fit the outside structure
A blimp on the other hand has no structure and is only given shape by the gas

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Either way, the final robot mode wouldn't be that much larger than your average transformer.

Get that SJW shit out of here.

Building maintenance must get really fucking awkward in a world where your ship or HQ are sometimes just one of your buddies folded in on himself.

>are sometimes just one of your buddies folded in on himself.
Or out over a wide area.

Dragon works for me.

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Car sized or truck sized?

Probably truck sized.

Private Kilroy reporting for duty

ok but will he be thicc?

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>getting triggerd by a fucking vehicle

Make him a genericon and I'd buy a fleet.

Depends on where the balloon tucks when not in use.