The 51st State

Should we get another one? If so, who should get it?

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We're already pretty much a state. Just let me pay federal taxes so I can vote for Trump already.

Iraq

Its in a great strategic position and we'd get the oil

Alberta

No

over 60% of Puerto Rico is on welfare and it's a massive drug addiction state

If given State hood we would have to more than double the amount we give to the economic black hole that is Puerto Rico.

It would be better to just sell Puerto Rico

if we want a 51st State I say Mexico or Haiti

>implying island Mexicans won't go blue
I'd rather you guys just go your own way. You're a huge waste of time and money.

>odd number of states
why would you want this? you would need at least two new states at once.

Jefferson. I'd pack my shit up and move there.

No.

We can take on Puerto Rico as a state, collapse Oregon into California, and stay at 50, while cucking demoshits more by putting all their votes in one giant fucking state.

Fuck California and fuck Democrats.

>making a Walmart colony a state

Take in canada so we can cleanse all the shitposters

No fuck off. Pay your fucking debmnts you poor shitskin faggots.

Mississippi needs a reason to feel better about itself.

Bomb the shit out of them and annex.

>PR is an economic black hole
>Lets bring Haiti in!
Are you high?

Too bad its not up to you to decide.

I don't think that's a good idea, senpai. Knowing how people vote here it'll only further fuck up future elections. I can already imagine all the retarded pandering and identity politics going through the roof. Fuck that.

No more states. It would fuck up the flag.

Puerto ricans haven't contributed shit to our society. They don't deserve statehood. Especially since they want all the benefits and provide us nothing in return.

>third world shitholes south of us
no

>annex Canada
yes

Give me Greenland or give me death

It's getting redesigned anyway

Alberta should be ours

I understand an election cycle or two ago they put petitioning for statehood on the PR ballot and it won.

Also the anti-statehood governor won, so that was the end of that.

The only thing keeping this shitty island afloat is Federal money

as this user said, 60% of us are welfare leeches

We also will never be independent, since the moment the federal gravy train stops this island will become even worse than Haiti

the only thing that could save us is statehood, but even then I would think it would be impossible to fix the peoples laziness and ghetto attitude and don't get me started on the retarded socialists that want independence

>Are you high?
Clinton Foundation has made a pretty penny off of it and unlike Puerto Rico it actually has industry which if we can drive the Clinton Cartel donors out will be amazing for American business

Canada please.

don't you want some territory in europe?

>Haiti has industry
There's a market for dirt cookies?

Pro-statehood governor is leading polls, statehood is polling at 65%. Its gonna happen this time.

>ut even then I would think it would be impossible to fix the peoples laziness and ghetto attitude
This is why we need to suspend universal suffrage.

>There's a market for dirt cookies?
No but there is a market for Gold and minerals

Haiti has a ton of it and the CF has been selling it off to foreigners according to the leaked emails.

Bring in PR, and Split California into 3 states.

We should Annex Argentina.

Please take us

Yes, and maybe Guam and the Virgin Islands as well. Also let other countries apply for statehood.

>tfw Spain took all our shiny rocks and metals
I will never not hate Spain.

How would this cuck Democrats? Both states vote blue, this would only cuck Oregon if it ever wanted to go red.

>if we want a 51st State I say Mexico or Haiti

you must be joking

Puerto Rico would be a much better option than those two.

No, 50 is a nice even number. If it was 51 I would drive me crazy.

Us, you'd be surprised by how right wing we are.

Puerto Rico is the dingleberry of America. Fuck those wanna be spics

You voted on it and you're not a state.

40% of Hollywood is Canadian, that's enough help from us, Pedro.

mfw

traitors

>two more democrat senators
Pass.

Mexico has more industry and would give us indomitable place in this world, all we have to do is wipe out the cartels and gangs.

Haiti has a ton of Gold and resources that are currently shipping around the world and have been sold to foreign entities. Seizing the means of production would result in valid pricing that would not only save the island but be a surplus for the US. There's a reason the Clintons love it.

Puerto Rico has... monkeys that were set free when pharma moved out. Oh and drug addicts lots of drug addicts. Oh and guns. But nothing in the means of production or industry

Us should take Canda, Mexico, Cuba, and Puerto Rico. Build the wall at the bottom of Mexico, geographical domination

Jefferson, Puerto Rico, and all of our Pacific islands combined into a second Hawaii.

Then maybe we can annex Alberta.

>building a wall to keep Mexicans in
I think you're missing the point of the wall.

Separate Chicago from the remainder of Illinois. Chicago can keep its name, the remainder of the state can be called Hominy.

Annexing Mexico would increase our population by almost exactly 33%. Not to mention it would increase our crime rates, and federal spending would go almost entirely to trying to fix Oaxaca and surrounding states.

You bought this dingleberry, dipshit.

We had a fair bit of industry going up until American consumerism took over the island.

GIVE IT BACK TO SPAIN

THEY WANT TO BE IN SPAIN

GIVE IT BACK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>We had a fair bit of industry going up until American consumerism took over the island.
And before you all became drug addict and murderers .

The island has a murder rate about 6th in the entire world. You fuckers put Detroit to shame

FUCK OFF.

Puerto Rico has the same problem as Spain and Greece, they are stuck in an economic union with rich states and they're not allowed to lower their currency in order to become more competitive in exports and labor.
They really would be better off independent, PR has been in recession for like 11 years now and it will not end unless they leave the US economic zone and create their own currency on top of that.

I thought you fuckers could come to the mainland and vote? Why did I think that? Am I retarded? Why did my parents do this to me?

Japan.
You can fucking have it. You think we still want that damn rock.
Fuck off you bastard island.

Greenland

>The island has a murder rate about 6th in the entire world.
73rd, actually.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate

Fuck you, dad.

Mars

And we should have used it to test our nukes on

Pretty much any new state would give the Democrats 2 more senators.

Alberta belongs to America. They're our colony in that shitty wasteland called Canada.

you should make england your 51st state

PR can vote in primaries, but not in the presidential elections, unless they move to an actual state and register there.

Cuba ofcourse. They are said to be sitting on around 5 billion barrels of oil. 2nd choice would be Canada but i don't think they would be so stupid to become a part of their shitty southern neighbour.