>Unified Pictures announced Sept. 14 the casting of Aubrey Plaza (Ingrid Goes West, Legion) as the ever-smart Brain the Spider, Jenny Slate (Zootopia, The Secret Life of Pets) as Mitzi the narcoleptic Ostrich, Craig Robinson (Ghosted, The Office, This is the End) as the mansplaining Bullfrog, Rob Riggle (21 and 22 Jump Street, The Hangover) as The Todd the elephant, and Stephen Merchant (Logan, Hello Ladies, The Office) as the wise old Croc, who are joining the previously announced Miles Teller (Whiplash), Gilbert the Aardvark, as voice talent for their upcoming animated film feature, The Ark and the Aardvark.
>rob riggle >jenny slate >craig robinson >mansplaining >narcolepsy >the todd Time to shit.
Ethan Kelly
>The Ark and the Aardvark tells the story of an outcast aardvark by the name of Gilbert (Teller), who becomes the reluctant leader of a ragtag group of misfit animals that need to be led to the mighty ark before the impending flood. Along their journey, they band together to conquer unforeseen disasters, and ultimately, Gilbert discovers within himself the inner strength and ingenuity to prove that in a world of twos, anybody could be the one … even a lowly aardvark.
Angel Jackson
Something tells me I'm gonna want to fuck that ostrich...
Sebastian Martin
Maybe it'll be better than NOAH. But it's still a kids old testement story that doesn't give all the details and treats the kids like G*d isn't super malevolent at all times. Even the upcoming Nativity movie is probably gonna leave out the baby killing and the fact that Joseph gets PlSSED when his "virgin" wife suddenly gets pregnant. Screw these watered down Bible stories. Just keep it away from kids if you're not gonna give all the deets.
Also, AY AY AR DEE VEE AY AR KAY
Joshua Bailey
>mansplaining Bullfrog
Jaxson Sullivan
>mansplaining bullfrog
Ryan Evans
Do you think we'll have T H I C C waifus, tho?
Noah Anderson
What are they insinuating?
Jordan Lewis
Either celebs don't know what counts as good animation, or they have to do this as some part of court-ordered community service/or for drug money (See Charlie Sheen in ADGTH 2 and Food Fight)
Jaxson Brooks
>Never ever again.
Thomas Green
I wish they did Noah. Though the most visually interesting story was Moses. I just want an explaination on how a guy his 3 sons, one wife and boatload of animals repopulated the Earth. All I remember was a Rainbow and then Noah getting drunk off his arse.
Joseph Gray
oh shit, I love pixie frogs, how nice that one gets some- >mansplaining I hate this world we live in
Jaxson Ward
Sounds like bad straight to DVD movie plot
Cooper Perez
Nothing less for bargain.
Kayden Nelson
It is about to get much worse.
Cameron Bell
>mansplaining Bullfrog What?
Thomas Bennett
Well at least the mansplainer might not be the villan.
Henry Cook
So the manspainer is part of the main party? Are they trying to make a point that it's not the worst possible thing or something?
Juan Ramirez
From what I heard from a catholic priest's sermon is that Joseph already figured out that Mary is the prophesied mother of God or something and that Jesus is the lord so he, thinking he ain't worthy, decides to quietly divorce Mary, but then the angel comes along and basically says, "nah senpai, it's all cool."
Colton Morgan
Is G*d basically Zeus?
Benjamin Carter
Bruh, Aubrey Plaza was in the grumpy cat TV movie. These people don't have standards except if their agent does.
Brayden Myers
oof African bullfrogs never appear animated
friendly reminder that they are good dads and would never rely on mansplaining
That was a hilarious movie. Almost like self parody on Lifetime Christmas shit.
Jordan Phillips
>Mansplaining
Carson Perez
Frogsplaining? Wait... are Chridtians trying to appeal to the kids again? Not just kids but SJWs? They always cut corners. First Christian Rap. Christian Hip Hop. Christian sex ed. Ugh..
