Brit/pol - Halloween Funtime Edition

>UKIP candidate Raheem Kassam pulls out of race
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37821383

>Mark Carney expected to stay on as Governor of the Bank of England
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/10/30/markets-on-edge-as-carney-decides-whether-to-stay-or-go-at-bank/

>Create new grammars to help poor, white pupils, report commissioned by Labour council suggests
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/31/create-new-grammars-to-help-poor-white-pupils-report-commissione/

>Paul Nuttall supports referendum on bringing back death penalty
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/ukip-leadership-candidate-would-have-a-referendum-on-capital-punishment_uk_5815becfe4b0672ea688f17f

>Philip Hammond will be making 'huge mistake' if he endorses forecasts of collapse in economic growth, Tory MPs warn
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/30/philip-hammond-will-make-a-huge-mistake-if-he-endorses-forecasts/

>May declines to make extra commitments to take more Calais child refugees
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/30/therea-may-declines-francois-hollandes-request-take-more-calais-child-refugees

>British fisherman will catch hundreds of thousands of tonnes more fish after Brexit, minister says
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/30/british-fisherman-will-catch-hundreds-of-thousands-of-tonnes-mor/

>I divorced my husband to work in the Jungle
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37796876

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youtube.com/watch?v=snCNw2B9pwo
youtube.com/watch?v=nh0Ewjyu6cE
soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Tracer-The-Girlfriend-Experience-NSFW
discord.gg/XGFkErX
i.ytimg.com/vi/snCNw2B9pwo/hqdefault.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=NGySWs0LsJQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

youtube.com/watch?v=snCNw2B9pwo

Watching this tonight, lads. Over and over.

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Time for chocolate.

Nth for Lancs

Whispering enrages me for some reason I really want to bash her skull in.

>Comfy Mogg interview:
youtube.com/watch?v=nh0Ewjyu6cE

Lads I've genuinely lost and forgotten about 3 pins for my credit card in the past month, and I'm going to order my 4th now. The bank isn't going to be mad right?

If you want a laugh listen to this, I found it on /aco/ last night and it gave me a hearty zozzle - soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Tracer-The-Girlfriend-Experience-NSFW

Remember that even tho MBTI is a meme
NTs are the only ones worth having
ESTPs are ok

discord.gg/XGFkErX

brit/pol/ discord

ello cunts howsit

Nth for Somerset.

thicc girls desu

Superior

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>people on here unironically thought making a non white the ukip leader was a good idea

>people who listen to ASMR

Civic nationalists are a joke.

Yes lad, whereabouts you from? Lancaster myself.

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can we b frends plz im tired ov the arguin?

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>piss yellow background
Fucking why, it should be white

Represent

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someone pls give me the pic that's in that thumbnail

Drink more water and see a doctor

Why are they all halfcast?

Lads drove home from work in the foggiest weather I've ever seen.

Couldn't even see the road infront of me.

Was way 2spooky.

STAY OUT OF IT AMERIFAT

Im ok with it cousin.

Just come back from taking my Charlotte Trick or Treating, she was a qt witch. Now we are looking through the sweets on the sofa.

How do you feel knowing your royal house's founder looked like a fucking ponce.

>being ok with the count thats responsible for destroying everything in this country

>tfw you can't go out on a halloween sesh because of morning commitments
truly suffering lads

fucking fog rolls in just for halloween, god really did bless this country, atheists btfo and everyone knows it, he knows the power of spoopy

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Fuck off your Lucky i wasn't alive then.

i.ytimg.com/vi/snCNw2B9pwo/hqdefault.jpg

Best I can do my dude

halfcast girls best girls

I shouldn't have got angry then, I brought this on myself. plz no buly

Because a couple of twats like to spam the thread every once in a while with black women.

Why they do this no one knows.

I'm a fucking moron.

KFC BBC

>she'll never be your gf

you're*

1461 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE

My sister caught me spying on her in the shower and she said she's going to tell mum when she gets back from work.

What do I do?

We had a black history month?

We have a black history month?

English and under 40.

Film4's Black Cinema Season is starting out with 12 Years a Slave.

Your grammar correction wouldn't save you from the guillotine.

WouldRepatriate/10

>making black history month about actual black culture and not what da white devil did to them

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why the white girl taking pic with ugly austistic?

feminists care? or something?

Tell your mum that your sister made the story up after you caught her watching you wank

Thanks.

Anyone know how to get a full res shot of a Youtube thumbnail?

Why were the Yorkist kings all so shit?

Piss off Niguel

Lads, why is the BBC doing Live news on Clinton emails?

>The FBI found new emails "pertinent" to investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of private email as secretary of state

What does this mean?

Aye same here lad, we can gear up now and bash some heretics in.

Haha. The dark Prince has Rose again.

so in this batman reboot batman knocks out cat woman in a elevator then robs a liquor store all in time to abandon his gf when she has a baby in a hopsital

F

My old college celebrated black history month. Put on speeches by black students every day in the refectory about kangz and dindus and muh colonial guilt. Funny thing is I was still a leftie at the time so I swallowed it up like a good cuck.

>duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nhuh
>BLACK MAN

>tfw used to have multiple costumes on Halloween to milk the same estate of all their sweets

I miss being a kid

I watched the first 5 minutes last night but was too tired and turned it off to go to sleep.

Also, don't get me wrong, I find her extremely attractive but since I found out she was a lesbian (look at her Instagram) something just doesn't feel right when I watch her videos. Like that one for example. It's weird to think she's imagining a girl when doing that roleplay instead of a guy.

Good thing I still have British Primrose ASMR and ASMR Darling.
>Inb4 they are lesbians as well

Word on the grapevine is that she's fucc'd - Huma had access to her emails and she didn't wipe them off her PC and the emails were found while they were investigating Weiner for sexting a 15 year old.

Storm's a brewin'.

What's with all the guy(s) pretending to be UKPolitics posters?

no pls

ITS GETTING FESTIVE LADS

>kill sister
>wait till mum gets home, kill her
>make a thread on Sup Forums, /r9k/ or Sup Forums
>set fire to house
>sudoku by train
>???
>profit

lol youtube.com/watch?v=NGySWs0LsJQ

>Girlfriend ASMR
I knew it was only a matter of time

What?

Apologise for being a creep.

>a bunch of Sup Forumsacks staying under 1 comfy roof
I want to experince this

>no inquiry over policing of the miners strike
>scousers go "MUH HILLSBOROUGH"

For fucks sake, they've always got to make it about them don't they?

Also the idea that the miners were angels who were treated badly by the big bad police is a joke. Just ask any of the 'scabs' what they experienced/experience.

This guy, and probably the same guy using the DemonEggy tripcode in the last thread, I'm pretty sure they're moderators for /r/ukpolitics or something.

join the discord its the closest thing

discord.gg/XGFkErX

does she have a feminine penis?

any slags on your normiebooks post halloween outfits? I assume Harley Quinn will be the go to outfit this year

fuck her

>instinctively flinched away whenever she moves in to kiss you
Yep that's it lads, the gynophobia has fully set in. If I wasn't sure I'd be a permavirgin before I'm sure I am now

How do I turn off this fucking theme

>ywn have a threesome with GwenGwiz and asmr Darling

whos that?

get raped its your only chance

Who the fuck has a facebook in the year 2016?

The fuck are you doing?

Women aren't anything special.

Life isn't just some hentai doujin, you can't just mind break people.

Lads, I've just flayed Charlotte living.

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So it's not just me that finds the sound of people whispering really grating? I've no idea why it riles me up but I hate it when there's an advert with lots of whispering (fuck you secret escapes).

same here, make my blood boil.

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thanks buddy it'll have to do

Just go to Amsterdam and pay for GFE