Fiona's mom is pretty hot

Fiona's mom is pretty hot.
Sorry, just wanted to get that off my chest. Continue with whatever you're doing.

I wanna beat my cock on her MILF asshole.
Sorry, just wanted to get that off my heart. Go on with your day.

So what happened to Dragon when Donkey drank the happily ever after potion?

God i want to motorboat her regal titties. Sorry, just wanted to get that off my left ventricle. Go on with your day.

Damn it I want those lips so deep on my cock I coat her tonsils in my baby gravy.

Sorry, I needed to get that off my aorta. Go on with your day.

If I smash the frog, do I get her?

Dragons are already perfect as they are.

I want to funnel her royal fudge tunnel.
Sorry, that was weighing down my pancreas. Go on with your day.

I find ogre Fiona sexually arousing but human Fiona does nothing for me. She has a nicer face.

Probably turned into a human woman.

It's the eyes. Her human eyes are soulless.

>watched Shrek 2 clips for the first time in years on Youtube
>ended up fapping to Fairy Godmother

______

Get in line

>only 5 pieces of r34 and they're all shit
You got to be fucking kidding me

I want to ____ Lillian.

When you say smash

Jesus I want to bend her over the table lift up her dress and punish those cheeks. Sorry, just wanted to get that off my valve. Go on with your day.

FUCK OFF HAROLD

The women in Shrek 2 were so fucking hot. Fiona's mom and Fairy Godmother were some thick fucking MILFs. I always got uncomfortable when they were on screen when I was a kid. I wish there was more Shrek 2 porn

She's a less hot Prince Handsome, you fags.

Creator said that she became a Pegasus.

I want Dragon to flick my little dick and stick me up her ass.

Good taste. I want to sit on her lap.
Sorry, just wanted to get that off my chest.

Isn't she dead?

SOME

REEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY WIFE

>actually expecting good Shrek porn
Wew, lad. Most of the movies came out before Rule 34 was as major as it is now. Plus people back then mostly did 34 just to prove the rule and/or for kicks. It wasn't primarily made for masturbation purposes like it is today and there simply weren't that many people willing to draw porn and hence no competition to lead to good porn. Also all the Shrek memery didn't help. Maybe when the new movie comes out, you'll get lucky.

this CGI did not age well.

I want fiona, in ogre form, to sit bare-assed on my face, while my head sinks into mud. Just as I give the signal to get off since I can't breathe, she shits herself and laughs as I pass out.

damn! wrong!

He croaked

Was him turning into a frog supposed to be from the magic that Godmother threw at Shrek or was he always a frog that he turned back into once Godmother died?

He was always a frog, the movie alluded to this several times
He's the frog prince

at least we know where ogres come from

RAPE

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I've always liked that plot twist/reveal.

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It's actually fairly well foreshadowed. The godmother mentions doing him a favor, a random frog recognizes him at a bar, some third thing I noticed on a bus trip then forgot (he mentions a "pad" in a swamp or something??)

Lillian mentions strolling past a pond with lily pads and Harold says something about their first kiss