Tfw the only texts you get are Trump campaign updates

>tfw the only texts you get are Trump campaign updates

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i would text you ameribro

Would they cost money as an outsider or even work?

so the most important texts of all

Loser, I'll text you random shit if it'd make you feel better.

>tfw big titty gf wants to hang out all of tomorrow but I also want to read more Nietzsche and Jung

lifes tough

>tfw senpai blows up your email three weeks for the election looking for money

i already early voted for trump but can't he just spend some of his money?

>you're all alone with the ghost of her again tonight
>in spite of what she did all you really want is to be back in the time before
>it's been over a year now, and the loneliness now is worse than it was in my teenage virgin years
>celibacy and poverty have returned into my life full scale after their brief departure in undergrad
>after many personal betrayals and a few family deaths in the past five years I trust no one and have no one
>I haven't had a personal conversation in 6 months
>angry all the time, I have to lift and run just so I have a way to release physical tension and channel my daily anger
>if trump loses its honestly terrorism time.
>I'm a fucking cyber monk

i unsubscribed from them he really goes way fucking overboard with the spamming

>Had gf
>Now all I get is texts from mum and study group

Tell me more, why don't you talk to people?

have a (You) to cheer you up user

I know that feel

I'm not a drumpfkin but all of my emails in the last 3 weeks are from the Hillary campaign. So I know that feel.

Nobody texts anymore so arent missing anything.

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honestly I really am lonely guys :(

this is a painful feel

>mfw hoping someone will text me on halloween
>only Trump does

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Honestly, it's because of a few things really
>lived in university part of big city for college
>away from small town I grew up in but keep friend ties from high school strong with 3-4 guys I really trust because I grew up with them
>roommates are shitty, sometimes literally, one shit himself drunk in the dorm on the toilet. Still make 1-3 good friends in college outside of professors
>begin to hate college kids for arrogance and virtue signaling while being decadent and hedonistic themselves
>get gf from hometown in second year Christmas
>long distance
>that gf sleeps with my two best friends who I trusted for years, they try to hide it, 3rd friend tells me over the phone, I chimp out but stay away
>begin to hate hometown as pregnancies start
>rely more on my university friends
>after a few tries find gf
>best relationship of my life, for me she's a 9/10
>finish college
>user we should move in with college friend in DC!
>ok
>said friend steals $1000 in our first week there
>move away
>don't worry user, I know that was s bad call but you have a job here in Memphis
>I'll find us an apartment
>pics nigger ghetto dump
>literal shooting every week twice a week while I lived there
>I'm sorry user this isn't working
>after 1 week living there
>she fucks a Chad at a party in the university that week
>I'm devastated left alone in a nigger lease with rampant crime in an area I earlier got assaulted in
>dumbass that I was I was the only one with a name on the year long lease
>had to wait a year to enter grad school
>became so bitter working a shit job in the meantime that I honestly almost went and killed my ex
>alone in bitter, I got into grad school, and I teach, and I teach students I passively hate and live in a one room apartment where I eat rice and protein every day, and in my free time or procrastinating time I post on Sup Forums and lift.

>haven't checked my email in literally months
>this thread made me go see what I had
>two emails
>HEY I SAW UR PROFILE UR HOT CLICK HERE TO FUG :DDD
>DO U WANT A BIGGER BENIS :DDD
>sign out
>probably won't check again for another six months

> implying this is bad

I'll be your friend, user.
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I know that feel. Just hold on brother. Nothing lasts forever. I'm also drunk.

Post your number and will text u

Thanks for the song man, that was nice.

Sup Forums is all I have left socially from growing up. So you guys are the only ones approximating friends. I feel like I've become /wizardchan/ by saying that, but the truth was that I was already there anyway.

>talk politics with a qt 3.14 at a halloween party
>tell her if Trump wins she has to go on a date with me
>she says yes

Did I fuck up Sup Forums?

Stay strong pal, things will get better

No, and if he doesn't win ask her if she wants to go anyway

follow up with her closer to election day acting like you're nervous about the polling and say that if hillary wins she has to take you out