TRICK OR TREAT!
DAHNALD!
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I always said you dress up for halloween like what you actually wish you were, and apparently Ted Cruz wishes he was an opera genius who seduces and kidnaps young orphaned girls.
Hot little semen demons, rato is such a lucky guy.
Implying ted isn't the Zodiac killer
I dressed up like Shaggy because I wish i could fuck Velma (fully clothed)
trick or delegates dhanald!
this was my favorite meme
if I take off the mask will the delegates die
...
I'm warning you, Dahnald...
DAHNAAALD
THAT'S ALL I ASK OF YOU
>you will never fuck Cruz's wife in a phantom of the oprah mask
feels bad man
as a big time clinton supporter i cannot tell you how pleased i am that we didn't have to face the cruz missile
he has a much higher IQ than trump which could have been dangerous in the debates. he's a powerful machine who will probably be president one day
HAHAHAAHAH
One in the green has devilish dreams of dick
>Phantom of the Delegates
I see it too
nice try Cruzmissile
yeah mate
Little redhead = Shota's Dream
There's a Rustle comic somewhere about her.
>Your delegates and my policies in one combined
>Dressed his kid up like a rat
What does rato like to tell us?
IT'S HIM
user, it's to early.
bit on the nose for the zodiac killer to be dressed liek that
ARR, DAHNALD! I BE SCOURIN' THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR SOME SWEET DELEGATES
JUST PUT EM IN THE BAG, DAHNALD
oh shi-
>AWK! JUST PUT 'EM IN THE BAG!
This never gets old.
>(fully clothed)
Nice
ay dahnald bet i spooked u my nigga now give me some delegates for my lil keeds gnomesayin
That'll do pig.
Delegate:
In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside my mind
Cruz:
Vote once again for me
Our strange convention
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
To glance behind
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside your mind
Delegate:
Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear
Cruz:
It's me they hear
Both:
My/your spirit and your/my voice
In one combined
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside your/my mind
Trump (offstage):
He's there the Phantom of the Delegates!
Cruz:
In all your fantasies
You always knew
That man and mystery
Delegate:
Were both in you
Both:
And in this labyrinth
Where night is blind
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside your/my mind
Delegate:
He's there, the Phantom of the Delegates!
(Voting)
Crux:
Vote, my angel of conservatism!
Delegate:
(Voting faster)
Cruz:
Vote for me!
Delegate:
(Voting faster)
Cruz:
Vote my angel of conservatism!
Delegate:
(Votes faster)
Cruz:
VOTE FOR ME!
Cruz:
I have brought you
To the seat of The Constitution's throne
To this republic where all must pay homage to true conservative values.
Values.
You have come here
For one purpose and one alone
Since the moment I first saw you vote
I have needed you with me to serve me
To vote for my conservative values
Underrated meme
Btw, I've never said this before, but Donald was wrong.
Heidi's a hot little bitch
...
Any woman that dressed as a cat for halloween is a lazy whore no exceptions
ted is getting really fat
SPOOKY SCARY SKELEGATES
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SHILLARY WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
SPOOKY SCARY SKELEGATES
JUST MADE YOUR FIRST MISTAKE
DARKNESS FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
GIVE YOUR DELEGATES TO ME