Would you fuck best elf?

Would you fuck best elf?
also Sup Forums elf thread

She's a fairy dumbass

>She's a fairy dumbass
yes, and?

if you're going to start a best elf thread, start with a real elf AND make sure you post the best

that's a melf, user
melfs cant be best elfs

Artemis gay for not fucking her

I'm still mad

If by fuck you mean drop napalm on

posts like this are what keep the elves in hiding and stop us from pounding tight elf pussy every day.
fuck you user

Angry that the Artemis Fowl thread died last night. I'm glad to see this again.

No, fuck you elf sympathizing scum, suffer not the knife ear to live

you bastard

>if elves are real they'd be reading threads like these
>they'd read about human lust for elves
>some would be disgusted
>some would be aroused
hello knife ears
i would like to love and cuddle you

>elves reading this thread

you are worst elf. you are the elf idiot you are the elf smell. return to sarenbel. to our sarenbel cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,hgih elf we will never forgeve you. hippy rascal FUck but fuck asshole elf stink hgihgardan sqhipere shqipare..peac signing worst day of my life. take a bath of dead eld..ahahahahahHGIH ELF WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget war of elvin aggreeson .wood elv we kill the king , wood elf return to your precious groves….hahahahaha idiot High and wood elf smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEEBLER FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. human+drawf+orc=kill elf…you will ww3/ trump alive for humans, trump making album of humans . fast rap trump usa. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of trump… you are ppoor stink elf… you live in the forest hahahaha, you live in a tree
trimp alive numbr one #1 in usa ….fuck the sarenbel ,..FUCKk ashol elves no good i shit on the root of ur tree and peepol. troomp aliv and real strong wizard kill all the elf farm aminal with meme magic now we the human rule .dark god of lies hIllery clintone fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and elves wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. human greattst speecees

elfnic cleansing.

It's hard to think of Sup Forums elves

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Did Netflix just come out with an elf cartoon? The Lego one.

How about some cute nightelves?
The Warcraft francise also has comics so it's Sup Forums....right...right?!

I'LL ALLOW IT.

>elves

>Night Elf that looks Korean

That's new.

Elves can piss off
Where the Draenei at

Fucking knife ears.

Take your OC donut steel race back to Sup Forums and/or wherever people post Warcraft porn. /aco/? /trash/? SFM threads on /gif/?

Step aside knife ears superior fantasy race coming though

whats with warhammer art and its factions putting people on the fronts lines showing the other army some pages from a book

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Because they're trying to educate their enemies but they're having none of it.

READ MOTHER FUCK READ

>Skaven
>Superior
>Any Chaos based Army
>Being anything more than a bunch of one note edgelords

>"Hey people, United Federation trooper Samantha Herregods speaking here. Stationed here in the eleven lands of Shene Edhil, how you guys holding up? Me and my fellow troops just helping the elven gov and its forces fight off those dank ass drows and Templar Consortium faggots, befriending elven locals, and occasionally shooting at orc and goblin raiders? Pic sort of related, it-sa me and my assigned elven partner; Alaion Grelar, but I call him Alex, a real adorkable sweetheart who likes to go on about his high elven people's illustrious history and an eager guy in learning how to use our day-to-day tech. Really gotten real close as good friends and ofcourse he's a pretty neat spellcaster too. Your thoughts boys and girls?"

>t. Staff Sergeant Samantha Herregods, Armed Forces of the United Federation Government

Aren't you the guy from Vinland Saga and/or the guy from Lisa?

Does Ysgramor need to cleanse this thread?

Honest question Sup Forums why are elves so stuck up?

Because they think Pelinal is dead. you can't kill a futuristic cyborg

>updates never

>elves live in woods
>elves are amazing druids or archers
>Always tree hugging faggots
>elves are either huge whore or raped
Why hasn't there been a setting where elfs are
a bunch of redneck

>Immortal
>beautiful
>magical
>warrior race

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To be fair I think Wood Elves are the best versions of elves.

High Elves and Drows are niggers

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isn't she also like a super racist too?
eh fuck it oh well, she's brown and pointy ears combo,that's major specific box ticked for me, now if only she had blue hair for a triple combo

>Powerhungry
>Arrogant
>Fantasy ZOG
>worse than Frostbite Spiders and Sloads combined

Fixed

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>Drows
Fuck em
Drows need to be removed

>>Powerhungry
>>Arrogant
>>Fantasy ZOG
>>worse than Frostbite Spiders and Sloads combined

Didn't know we were talking about Humans...

>You Share this board with Elves/Elf lovers

would fuck all save for blue bitch
she's terrible

Go fuck a donkey, ape-man.

>like a super racist too
are you some kind of fag who doesnt want a racist elf hate-fucking you and eventually developing feelings for you?

Too European. Closest you can hope for is them acting like Aussies in the Bush.

>elves are either huge whore or raped
Where did this trope start?

I blame the Nips,

e-even the dude?

Aggressive Literacy programs

Go back to your shitty MMO garbage. The only good things from your universe are dunmer.

You have to be at least this pimpin' to post in this thread.

when people wanted to start fucking elves
which is about the same time people thought elves up.

>that picture that
> sparrow
made of some goblin pigslut with her knife ears oozing cum

>people thought elves up.
My sweet summer child.

I WANT TO KISS A DROW
I WANT TO CUDDLE HER AND TELL HER I LOVE HER

>Thousands of art of orcs raping elfs
>maybe like 50 pieces tops of elfs raping orcs

>It's always pig orcs
Why do the nips have such shit taste of making Orcs pigs

>every hates on whats her name
i mean, she is annoying or whatever. but the real good point of this show is
>pic related

I don't know Elves, so who is that?
She's cute.

>search hentai sites, hoping for orc qts
>95 percent of the orc tag is orcs raping elves

>thousands of art of humans raping elfs
>like 20 pieces of elfs raping humans
it's bullshit, humans are fucking sluts who would love to be dominated by us superior elves.

There is indeed an Elf cartoon on Netflix payed for by Lego-gold, and animated by Studio Mir, featuring some familiar VAs from Voltron
and pastel horse show
Animation is good, and the designs of 90% of the characters are incredibly fappable. Including the dragons.ESPECIALLY the dragons
Sup Forums will probably flavor of the month it sooner or later. or /tg/.

>have a raging female orc fetish
>only 2 good doujins of female orcs

that's Sup Forums's drawing of Holly Short, from the artemis fowl books

>not tapping Elven booty
What are you, gay?

The feeling of capturing an elf, shackling her and forcing her to feel pain becasue they thought they were so high and mighty before.

NO SIR

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The feeling of capturing a human, shackling him and forcing him to feel pain because they thought they were so big and strong before

I remember reading this in highschool
The humans in this were dicks

Up yours ya grape skinned, knife eared inbred bastard

Ah, I've been meaning to read those but simply never got around to it.

sure why not, elves are elves

>Faie world opens to humans
>humans just attack and kill them lol

Please don't ban me mods.

HERESY

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Delicious heresy

>female orc
>muscular, masculine, strong, and tall
>are more of a man than you
>doesn't even have a dick
whats the point again, senpai?

>rape
>implying elves are people

>Implying all sex with animals isn't rape.

Somewhere Ulfric is avin a giggle

its not.
horses (and dogs) absolutely give consent. if you thought about it more than not at all you would realize that you can't RAPE a horse. so fucking sick of your mongoloids not understanding CONSENSUAL bestiality