Isn't it kinda weird for a fourth grader to crush this hard on a second grader?

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its a cartoon where the characters are so cartoony they dont even really register as human so i dont see why that would matter at all

>not wanting to fuck your best bro's sister

>they dont even really register as human
They do in court when some guy in Australia has porn of them!

got em

>copy of

For some reason I've never considered that all of these years. I generally consider Lisa and Bart to be the same age unless it's a scene where they're explicitly in school, and most Milhouse/Lisa scenes happen outside of school...

>not copying your jpegs to increase the artifact aesthetic.

isnt that only like a two year difference

pretty big deal in Elementary school

In my head it is weird when you are young but gets less weird as you get older.

Aussies are retarded cunts who lost in a war against Emus though. Their judgement isn't exactly the greatest.

For adults, it's 0.5n + 7, where n is your age.

So if you're 18, you can go as low as 16. If you're 30, you can go down to 22.

In our defence, if you had a bunch of machine guns lying around from the last world war, and you had an emu problem, you too would try to solve the emu problem with machine guns. Who wouldn't? The very worst situation is you have fun blasting away at birds with machine guns.
Sure, it's a meme now but imagine you were one of those two soldiers. Being told "hey, we're gonna give you machine guns and you're gonna play Duck Hunt Extreme Edition". For them it would have been fucking great.

Hey but even if Bart wasn't there that milkshake glass would just leak milkshake all over the floor.

This. I always hated the kids in the grade below me.

It's probably because of how smart and sophisticated Lisa portrays herself. Given that Milhouse and Bart were hanging out since Kindergarten Milhouse didn't/doesn't perceive her as younger. At least that's what he'll have to tell the courts in 8 years

This, Bart and Lisa and most of the other kids all act the same age, for the same of Lisa being the smart one they made her highly unrealistic for a 2nd grader. Most 2nd graders are literal fucking babies still struggling to read chapter books and finger painting, the only one who really acts like your average 2nd grader/7 year old (I know Lisa is 8 but most 2nd graders aren't) is probably Ralph and he's shown as being a total fucking moron. It'd have been much better for the show if they'd put Lisa in 4th grade and Bart in 6th, not only because of this but so they wouldn't have to keep trying to shoehorn in puberty plotlines revolving around a fucking 10 year old but at the same time still have him as a fairly young kid.

>for the same of Lisa being the smart one

*sake, I meant sake.

Actually i once was in a similar situation when i was that age. And heck, now that i think about it, it's pretty damn similar. I was the nerd to my best friend who was a deliquent type. He had a sister who was 2 or so years younger than us, and i even kissed her once.(of course as such youngs kids, we had no idea how it actually worked) Though the sister was as dumb as a brick, so at least that part is not similar

>8 year old struggling to read
are you fucking kidding me?
what hellish country are you from?

No. A dumb 10 year old wanting a cute, oddly mature 8 year old that he spends a lot of time with to like him seems normal. Did you only like older women when you were a kid OP? Because I always had a thing for girls younger than me in my tweens/early teens.

I think in second grade we were working on vocabulary words like encyclopedia and the like. Some kids were still struggling to remember spelling rules and the many many exceptions. This is back when schools were using hooked on phonics though.

Heh, that reminds me in 2nd grade we had a verbal aptitude test of some kind where we read a list of words. I didn't want to say the word lame because they say it in South Park a lot so I thought it was a bad word.

the guy was already a registered sex offender.

>Can only go as low as 27 when you're 40.

This system is retarded

someone in their early 20s dating a 40 year old is pretty weird. though I guess a 40 year old just wanting to fuck a 20 year old isnt that weird

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It's not weird at all. And I know young (early 20s) women who have slept with healthy & fit men in their late-40s because age makes them better lovers. A fact of life.

That's a cute story. I used to be afraid to say crap. I called it the C word.

Well that makes it all ok then. Since he was probably weening himself off the real CP onto just pictures that couldn't be made from harming any real children, better bang dat bogan up son. Don't want poor Lisa Simpson to get piss.

not saying its okay just saying it probably influenced the jury's decision and under normal circumstances he probably wouldnt have been charged.

>not wanting to fuck your best bro's sister

Hmm... she was 9 at the time. you're right, I wanted to fuck her anyways