Why do people say the 80s was just a bunch of toy commercials when you had great stuff like The Smurfs?

Why do people say the 80s was just a bunch of toy commercials when you had great stuff like The Smurfs?

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I was that one kind who always wanted the Snorks or Jabber Jaw to make a comeback like Scooby Soo and the Smurfs.

Are you aware of how much Smurfs merchandise there is?

Anyhow, almost all cartoons are toy commercials to some extent.

>That one forum with the fucked up baby Smurf abuse stories

I will literally never see Smurfs the same way again because of that shit.

Link it.

I wonder if they're the same sickos who came up with the whole 'fwuffy ponies' nonsense.

If they aren't, they're probably somewhere close on the genetic family tree.

and it's all up on youtube, officially, free to watch

There is not now, nor will there ever be, enough Smurf porn.

Smurfette a cute. Especially in her various costumes.

Can't argue with that.

But, I think it's her blue skin that turns me on the most. I can't quite explain it.

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Please, I can only become SO erect.

They're called exceptions, idiot.

People with autism love blue for some reason.

>People with autism love blue for some reason.
I know you're just trying to throw shade, but I'll pretend you were serious.
The weird thing is, it's not even my favorite color normally, but you paint a woman blue, and it gets me drooling. Mystique, Twi'leks, Smurfs, whatever. I pop a boner for blue girls.

You know that's not how she naturally looks, right? She's had plastic Smurfery done on her.

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I'd rub smurftan lotion all over her.

Which was a toy comerical

That's pretty neat.

John K hates Smurfs

Smurfs is a disgusting communist propaganda

Whatever you say, you hebrew wizard.

Why do people say the 80s was just a bunch of toy commercials when you had great stuff like Rubik the Amazing Cube?

Finally, a 3 dimensional character!

I miss toy commercial cartoons
Kids nowadays don't even play with toys anymore just have those gizmo computers

You were in the Toys 'r' Us thread weren't you?

Sad times.

I don't get it
If Smurfs were supposed to be homo organisms then why they all wanted to fuck Smurfette?

Smurfs are communist poison for kids

How smurfs breed?
There was no female before smurfette arrived
Where did they come from?
Are they spawn of the devil?

and antisemitic because Gargamel is obviousle a jew
also he wants to turn Smurfs into gold

hermaphrodites

Smurf babies were brought by the stork once in a blue moon.

Canonically they're just delivered by storks. This said, there's no indication of where the storks get them from or what the process is by which they're created. For all we know there's some sort of egg-laying Smurf Queen out there somewhere who just craps out hundreds of smurfs per day and the storks deliver the ones who pass muster to isolated smurf communities. It's never discussed.

My theory is that they're a bit like an axolotl that way.

Axolotls are these salamanders who for whatever reason never reach their adult form; they reach their adolescent state and just stay there forever. They have all the necessary genes for an adult form, but left to their own devices, it never manifests. If you expose an adolescent axolotl to the right mix of chemicals, you can force them to transform into an adult state, whereupon they will begin to exhibit adult tendencies which never occur in nature. The theory is that at some point in their evolutionary past, they used to grow to an adult form, but they since evolved into these perma-adolescents and their adult traits were just kind of buried and lost.

Now imagine if at some point in the smurfs' evolutionary past there were females aplenty and the males had normal mammalian interactions with them. At some point subsequent to this, for whatever reason, they lost their females and learned to reproduce by whatever mysterious mechanism the stork employs when delivering their babies.

But, like the axolotl exposed to that chemical mixture becoming an adult, the male smurf when exposed to a female of the species has these ancient and forgotten sexual behaviours reawakened within them.

There are female smurfs. Smurfette and Sassette are just fake smurfs created by magic, but Nanny Smurf is a real female smurf and had a relationship with Grandpa Smurf, though by the time we see them in the comics their relationship appears to be over.

I suspect the whole tribe of female Smurfs from the movie is true, though a lost tribe of girl smurfs was never hinted at in the comics it does make perfect sense.

But that doesn't make sense either because other then Papa Smurf and Baby Smurf, the other Smurf's were the same age. The kids smurfs were de-aged by Father Time.

Since it's hinted that Baby Smurf was actually the next Papa Smurf, maybe one smurf baby is initally delivered then 99 other smurfs are delivered once the initial smurf is fully grown?

As long as it's not the live-action Smurfs.

Does anyone think that Smurfs went downhill when they introduced more human characters?, like that kid who joined Gargamell and those other 2 knight kids?

Adding more characters on order to try getting fresh blood into a series is always a bad sign. The classic constellation is still the best, the Smurfs on on side, Gargamel as the big antagonist on the other. Other characters are only good as occasional side characters to break the monotony, like the other baddies or mother nature or the king.

The Smurfs were great comics but not as cartoon.

The Smurfs show was a toy commercial. There were tons of the little blue plastic shits. It just happened to have been based on a good comic.

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>Adding more characters on order to try getting fresh blood into a series is always a bad sign.

Fucking this

Snorks was better

Please tell me you're that guy who runs that one website all about blue-skinned women.

I am not, but now you've piqued my interest.

I hold them in equal regards. Despite what most satire would have people believe, they were very different shows.

So?

I'd Smurf my special Smurf cream all over her smurf.

>yfw no spinnik the amazing spinner sequel

Have they sometimes Smurf Storytime here?

Are you implying Smurfs wasn't a toy commercial?

probably based on this?

>other 2 knight kids
What? Are you talking about Johan and Peewit?