This was the biggest plot twist of my childhood

This was the biggest plot twist of my childhood

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>tfw having sleep overs at friends house and going on newgrounds after his parents went to bed to watch zone's TT parodies and player Frank's adventure

I bet you jerked each other off while whispering shit like 'no homo' and 'love you bro'.

y-yeah...

This post brings back memories. Imma call him up right now. =3

Are you me?

Well duh
If you don't say no homo it's gay, dipshit

What exactly is this?

been a while since i saw this one but iirc after raven rubs starfire out, starfire asks what gets raven off and she replies "furry creatures"

Zone should go back to Raven sometimes. Maybe a full yuri RavenXStarfire scene, or a TT orgy.

>tfw played MnF and spunked into my friend's sister's panties and left them under her bed
>tfw was still invited back a month later

Raven's happy thoughts are furry creatures.

>zone works at a snail's pace these days
>still gets $1.5k a month on patreon on shitty sketches so he has no incentive to work faster

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The Dark Souls of Flash games.

>Frank's adventure
A true patrician.

I see a man of good taste.

That's an understatement.

Zone cartoon. Raven and Starfire watch Cyborg fuck Jinx, Starfire rubs Raven out, and after cumming Starfire asks Raven what she was thinking about to watch Raven replies "furry creatures"

This fucking game was hard as hell. Do lesbians really have that much trouble pleasing other lesbians? Studies said otherwise, but this shit made me question everything, i'm a fag and I don't have issues making other fags cum.

Get the fuck out of here

What's franks adventure?
the only lewd game I ever played as a kid was Booty Call

you run around completing quests that usually involve playing mini games to earn money to buy certain items and you get rewarded with extremely outdated hentai images

Did anyone ever win this? At first I played it because I was a horny little kid and then it quickly turned into just wanting to beat it.

Yes, "beating it" is exactly why people play those kind of games. Your point?

I tried many times, came close once. The game is ridiculously hard. I normally jack off and close the porn windows, but with this one I had to keep playing just to see the ending, but never managed to win.

All that shit could be used as a double entendre.

alright ive got nothing better to do, whats it called?

orgasm girl

No idea if it is still on newgrounds.

well i managed to get her panties wet but then lost trying to get them off so fuck it i've lost interest

Monday night football?

I did, once. Took forever

Meet n fuck games they are shitty now but it has many fond memories with me

Post your face when you realized they edited the dick into the hentai pics later.

This but also meet and fuck, orgasm girl, that Zelda RPG, and just straight up porn.

And to all the nerds who didn't have a pornbro when you were growing up, no we didn't jerk eachother off, just sat there with our boners, if we got really horny we each took turns in the bathroom.

This shit sounds so fucking gay.

man i remember this one time at pornbro's house when I was like 10 or 11 and hadn't really seen porn at all we found some cheerleader lesbian orgy video and it was the most mindblowingly hot thing I had ever seen until that moment.
It would probably be fairly average if I saw it again today but its burned into my memory

I watched a sfw version of the Pee Wee Herman parody, but this sounds like too much

In retrospect it does, but it didn't feel like it at all at the time.

Like we wern't concerned at all or anything. Basically the modern equivalent of sharing your stash of Playboys with the bros, like, idk we wern't looking at eachother at all just commenting on the girls and helping eachother play the game.

>meet and fuck
The first 10 or so was great. Once they moved onto non-ripped hentai shit or even worse, OCs, it just became complete trash

Damn bro that sucks. You missed out on some good circle jerks/handjobs or even a brojob. Its not gay when its just a bunch of horny 13 year olds that have 0 chance of actually getting some from a girl.

Nah, back then I was so straight I preferred lesbian porn over everything else, and neither one of us wanted that.

I'm assuming you're joking but I could see this being a thing.

why do guys do this?
Why do they have to be this disgusting

Might as well just have one of them crossdress and have the rest gangbang him.

I don't know a single person that does that shit.

Assuming this is a girl and not a fag or low T.

It's the most powerful urge you will ever face. Almost painful in how it controls you and compels your every move.

ESPECIALLY in middle school when you arn't used to it and it hits the hardest. The feeling a 13 year old boy has about women is a passion that is nigh indescribable.

Don't fucking exaggerate. I know we were all fucking horndogs (and still are, but not nearly as much) In High School. But come on, emptying your prostate pudding in the panties of girl was something that you only saw in Japanese porn.

I am completely serious.

You would honestly be surprised how many straight guys have had gay experiences in their teens. A common thing that happens is 2 bros will blow each other around 13 due to horniness and it will just continue until girls start giving out some action. There is no gay feelings about it, there is just no other way to simulate what another persons mouth feels like.

user, do you like traps? Cause you are doing an awfully hard lot of work trying to pretend you are no a flaming homosexual.

Sounds like a personal problem, all of us in middle school were fucking fiends. I used my step sisters underwear more than once, and I know for sure that one of the kids had the hots for his mom.

Everyone in the halls would talk about our math teacher's legs and we would time going up the stairs to class to catch upskirts of our classmates.

And we wern't the weirdos or anything, we were all decently well adjusted.

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>All of these faggots coming (heh) out of the woodwork to talk about their faggoty teenage escspades

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Oh no I am completely gay. I do not like traps though.

I definitely pushed the boundaries during the circle jerks when I was younger. I am saying all this because all the guys that I got more physical with are now either married to woman or have children. A thread about this pops up on /hm/ occasionally and all the stories are similar.

>Jerking off with a friend to straight porn
>"I wonder what a bj feels like"
>"I will do you if you do mine"
>We do this all the time until girls start sucking dick
>He now has a girlfriend

This is a summary of how all the stories go.

>Everyone in the halls would talk about our math teacher's legs and we would time going up the stairs to class to catch upskirts of our classmates.

No, that I get it. Seeing girls panties and trying to catch a nipple when they are in the changing room is understandable. Cumming in a girls panties isn't so much, but again I once managed to hide in the girls locker room and nobody noticed.

This one and the Samus one were tough as shit. There was also one about a boxer Kangaroo that was pretty damn fun.

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This sounds like the script to a gay porno.

There is a limit but I guess in our area it was further.

We did have a kid who got caught playing pocket pool in the middle of math, he sat behind all the popular girls and he was going at it. The teacher called him out explicitly and he left school pretty soon after that.

It was tough until someone released a hacked version.
No need to stop fapping to click and hold a bunch

>Insecure nerds who didn't have a bro who they were so comfortable with they didn't feel gay looking at naked ladies together

>be in middle school and high school
>dress in my sister's clothes
>entire outfit including underwear, socks, and shoes
>wear her dirty thongs on my head with the crotch part covering my nose
>lick the crusty juices on another pair
>lay in her bed
>have another thong wrapped around my dick while I jerk off thinking about my sister
I always wanted to put up cameras to see them naked, but I was worried they'd find them.

Wew, this took me back

Many times.

Your bro is not a true bro if he hasn't jacked off in your bathroom yet

that would be gay user

No, if you have a dress you are a girl. Prison rules.

Don't you know? It's not gay if they look like a cute girl.

oh fuck

Does anyone remembers some old flesh porn game with three secret agents and some villian with tall bald head(no, not Totally Spies).

literally only here do you find fucks that do this

Merry masturbators the whole lot of em.

I beat it. You had to do shit just right to earn enough points to buy the pleasure candle or whatever and sleeping pills, then go HAM on the clit. It always came right down to the wire.

that's pretty heartwarming

Fucker would find a way to add fucking tentacles in there. Look at Amalia and Evangeline, asshole just HAD to add goddamn tentacles. Sometimes all you need is see two cute girls eating each other out, no need to add Cthulhu to the mix.

Reminded me of this

Holy shit MTL. That takes me back.

Where and when was this posted?

I know that feeling but I never got the urge to come in someone else's panties, that just seems gross and rude and very likely to backfire

100% straight man here, I never got that, even when I was jacking off every day
why the fuck would I want to have a guy around when I'm popping a boner? it's the most awkward sexual shit I can think of other than popping a boner around your parents or having someone discover your most guarded fetish
then again I never did have many friends

You know... there is a character who can turn into furry creatures...

it is only awkward if you make it awkward.

youtube.com/watch?v=PR9prJfNT4E

At least a couple drums worth spent on this game

What the fuck did I just read, oddly enough this would actually fit in a Stephen King book.

name?

When is in the image.

Movie Theater Lad was an old name that used to post on Sup Forums almost a decade ago.

Shredder being an alien caught me off guard.

I'm just saying dude, I would never try to pull that shit.

But still I feel you man. A boner is a fucking powerful thing. I consider myself a very rational person, but i will make the WORST decisions if im horny.

PSA yall. If you ever find a hook up off of Craigslist for free, Don't do it. I'm so glad the lights were off when I went to that "womans" house. The phone flashed against it's face and I had an awful fright.

Imagine having someone of the opposite sex with the super power to make your fetish a reality is on your team.

Exactly what you see.

Demon Girl.

Mr. Slave?

This thread got pretty weird.

You put it in the wash when you're done or throw it away?

It wasn't weird bro, it was like playing videogames together or watching a movie together. Something fun to do at a sleepover.

We just had fun getting hot and bothered by what we were watching on screen and talked about what women we liked or what we wanted to see. Like, 0 gay tension at all.

Wait, are we seriously just going to ignore the level of degeneracy this dude just casually dropped? This is fucking disgusting, seek help man.

>tfw i used to play this when i was like 12

It's weird but in the context of his age it's only a little weird.

I'm not gay but this got me hard

Unf

I did shit like that too, not in that level but I smelled a couple of used panties of a friend's sister.
I'm ashamed but I was a stupid teen.

Here's mine.
youtube.com/watch?v=2FDW-4yPxf4

That was a moment that has been burned into my mind. A plot twist unlike any other.