What Sup Forumsgirls do you think would make good housewives?

What Sup Forumsgirls do you think would make good housewives?

More importantly, what Sup Forumsgirls would enjoy being housewives?

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Modern housewives are actually just NEETs who waste money on mobile games all day.

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Yeah and all they do is eat bonbons and watch Oprah.

Barda.

You guys might be thinking of white housewives

Obviously, you need to have a husband who provides for you to be a housewife, dummy.

She'd absolutely hate it, but goddamn you can't tell me she wouldn't look fabulous dressed as a 50s housewife.

Well she liked it ones in old comics but wasn't really good at cooking etc.

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Unironically this, trannies are so desperate to be feminine that they go all in on the housewife aspect

Can take a beating, keeps her trap shut, and too insecure to cheat and will blame herself if you cheat
instawaifu

>implying I'd cheat on a woman with a tail
Yo, do you know the sounds they make when you pull on them at the height of orgasm? It only makes my penis harder.

Her, obviously.

Bungacowa!

>mom jeans
YES

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zii from menage a 3

>too insecure to cheat and will blame herself if you cheat
Where the hell did you get that from? You're not actually buying into the "le cuckquen" meme, are you?

Oh, this is some kinda waifu thread, right?

Once she matures, of course.

In the most literal sense of the word.

Hm. None of the women I'm attracted to would ever do this, I don't think.

Maaaaaaybe Kurumu.

this is monstar you plebe, not star prime.
>Get out of my containment board
REEEEEE

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I don't get it

Fat Nicole best housewife.

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Just cause a girl's got big funbags it doesn't guarantee she'll be a good wife

Underrated post.

The Oprah Winfrey show has been over for almost a decade, unless your talking about the Oprah Channel.

Pretty sure its a Married With Children reference.

Housewives today probably watch...I dunno. Netflix.

Of course

Hasn't she almost killed her kid like seven times already?

this
White women are useless these days

Latinas, indians and even asians are way better if you're looking for a traditional stay-at-home wife

The cliche that black men walk out on their families

hon hon hon

What's this from?

porn probably

I thought that was just a meme

Obligatory.

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Not necessarily, my wife is as white as snow and she's a textbook housewife. Takes care of the baby, cleans the house and cooks, she didn't even get fat. Maybe it our own peculiar circumstances but I find it hard to believe she's a mythical unicorn or whatever.

what peculiar circumstances?

>peg Nicole best housewife.
Ftfy

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lobotomies yourself

>nicole
>housewife

Wrong.

>she was raised very religious and very sheltered
>she was 17 when we started dating
>i was her first boy friend and first boyfriend
>we got pregnant less than six months in
>we pretty much got shotgun-married
>we moved away so her parents wouldn't be a problem anymore
>i have a good-paying secure job thanks to nepotism
>my parents are helping us pay for the house
>her hobby helps us pay the bills
We have enough financial stability for her to be dedicated 100% to housekeeping

Literally built for it

>>her hobby helps us pay the bills
?

user, I hope you know that what you have is pretty fucking rare nowadays. This might sound like some /r9k/ bullshit but most women aren't like yours. I mean, you're lucky as fuck.

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>women are useless
FTFY

draws furry porn, commissions good money

Am I really? Are girls like my wife all that rare?

i never knew i needed her in jeans...

shit man, that really is an unicorn
make her happy

Why, any Sup Forums femanon of course, but only if they choose not to work because I respect their life choices

>Are girls like my wife all that rare?
Yes, most girls fall for the feminism meme and either:
>party until their biological clock starts screaming/they can no longer compete with younger women
or
>shun starting a family in favor of getting a degree and climbing the job ladder until their biological clock starts screaming.
Congratulations on finding the a unicorn friend, don't fuck it up.

this

this but unironically, as fedora as it sounds
this, too, if your wife wants to be a housewife, you better love her as much as humanly possible

you are a shit stack

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have you lot considered that maybe you just don't have anything to offer a girl to be your housewife?

they're obviously in demand, so why would they want to be with a loser like you?

>inb4 I have nine degrees and make 100000k per month

So this is either a beta numale with delusions of being a househusband, or an increasingly worried woman wondering "where did all the good men go?"

>Modern housewives are actually just NEETs
This. Why did feminists ruin the dream??

Now I have to pretend to want a career so I don't appear lazy.

>perfect body
>perfect hair
>high heels
>mom jeans
>cooks
>smokes
literally perfect

DAMN
is she hot?

>smoking
>a positive

It's undeniable that Mrs Brisby is the greatest wife and mother in all of Sup Forums

But the best spouse would be a husband. Gay love is the purest love

Good thing she has a loving personality and is a romantic.

so what youre saying is your idea of what a housewife is has changed

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the patrician's choice

Aunt Cass is best. Cute, excellent cook, small business owner.

Doesn't guarantee she'll be a good mom

Get a useless psych degree

Difficult to argue against this.

Smokers are hot

lol, "good" housewives spend less time popping out half demon monstrosities and calling them kids and while they often do use dildos, they don't try marrying them.

>draws furry porn, commissions good money
Might as well be a unicorn furries pay top dollar for shit

>Sup Forums loves MILFs
>Sup Forums is lukewarm on housewives
I don't understand this board sometimes

>Sup Forums is a single person
I think i found your problem

If your definition of "good housewife" is "someone who will never leave the house" then yeah

It'd be like this
>She lays on the couch watching TV 80% of the time
>Will occasionally get a burst of creativity and make a fucking mess making some piece of art
>Will occasionally get frustrated with her art and destroy it, now there's an even bigger mess
>If you want anything other than take-out you'll have to cook it yourself, same with cleaning
>If she thinks you don't love her enough she'll run off without a word and you'll have to track her down since she doesn't have any friends or connections to help her

No, no, this is some 40's Mafia type of shit where he dates a virgin, gets married, fucks the shit out of her, gets bored and starts beating her when she becomes an annoyance, and you leave for another pure White virgin to be deflowered by you, you creepy fuck.

>degenerate but religious housewife who gets furry bucks, the most stable job you can have online
You are one lucky bastard
kek

Come on user, let's cheer for the guy that got lucky instead of being jealous
So he can make more girls like his wife

My sister's a housewife. She basically watches Teen Mom, Boy Meets World and Kardashian spin-offs.

good one user

>Boy Meets World
The one with Topanga? Isn't that show like 20 years old?

I don't get this meme. Obviously Sup Forums isn't a singular person. They're just expressing a viewpoint on what seems to be majority opinion to them. Stop being a fag.

It is, but ABC Spark replays it and a lot of other shows every day.

>Some people on a 68 person thread say they don't like thing
>Boy this entire board with hundreds of people in it sure don't like thing

youre saying thats Lee?

holy shit

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She's a womanlet

Nah my mom is a housewife and she's one of the most hard working people I know.

I try my best

Hot? Not really.
She's pretty enough, slim, blonde, blue-eyed. She's cute in a homely mousy sort of way and her tits got huge and stayed huge with the pregnancy. Honestly her personality is her most attractive aspect.

I still find it hard to believe some people top dollar for cartoon smut.

What? Where did you get mafia out of this?

I wouldn't call her degenerate, she's pretty wholesome. For example, no matter how nasty the shit she draws gets she always makes it a point to add wedding rings to the characters.