ITT: We pretend we are civilians within the MCU

Is Spider-Man an Avenger? If not, what was he doing in that scuffle? Also, who is that giant guy?

Or is all this Avengers-related info kept tightly locked in gov't files somewhere?

>Is Spider-Man an Avenger?
well, obviously
>Also, who is that giant guy?
i would like to hazard a guess and call him giant-man, its not like you would call him shrinking man or anything

kill all mutie scum

What is a mutie?

Everyone not me
>Proceeds to kill you

I have got to move out of New York City.

>movieshit

I can't wait for Spiderman to die so we can justify replacing him with a nigger!

Every time the Avengers assemble, at least 1,000 people die in the vicinity.

Coincidence?

Was footage of the Airport fight made public?

>There are people in the world you still worship Jesus and Allah after Thor was proved real
I really hope none of you do this

I've been hearing word that HYRDA's experimented on a creature with claws from it's knuckles that's as nasty as a wolverine (or so I've heard)

You're sort of implying that we should be worshipping Thor. Do you think we should be? Should we all be studying Norse mythology to prepare for Ragnarok or whatever the end of the world is supposed to be

I believe someone leaked and it's since gotten popular. This was the first time anyone saw Spider-Man in that new suit of his as well.

What is Hydra?

Word has it that the terrorist Aldrich Killain (aka The Mandarin) somehow transferred his essence into a robot with a large head

He's since been calling himself a Mechaincal Organism Designed Only for Killing oddly enough

All movie fags should be marched into concentration camps.

I keep seeing this man's face everywhere

I fear I may be going insane

Word has it that Adrian Toomes aka the Vulture has broken out of prison and formed a team of deadly criminals to kill Spider-Man in a team the news is dubbing "The Sinister Six"

Hey, I think I ended up in this reality by mistake after Doctor Doom merged all realities. Who in this reality do I report this too? I tried the Baxter Building, but I couldn't find it.

IMPORTANT
Have you dreamed with this man?
This picture was painted from descriptions of a man who people from all over the planet apparently have dreamed with at one point.

I've got a new report about the so called "Sinister Six". Their members consist of Vulture, Shocker (who's a black feller), Scorpion (who has a chain with a hook on it as a weapon), some black-clad dude with a jar on his head that looks like it's on fire, some girl with a wacky costume who can shoot lighting from her fingers, and some washed-up feller with a be-wait a minute...I know that guy! He's Kraven the Hunter!

Holy fuck I recognize the black-clad feller as well! That's famous illusionist Quentin Beck, also know as Mysterio!

Why is it always New York? Da fuck did we do?

I..I think I have...

What exactly does this mean, though?

I hope all these super powered hijinks don't kill me soon, i want to see the new movie lined up for the Middle-aged existential crysis cinematic universe

Very interesting. Do you think the Avengers can handle them?

Well, it's not ALWAYS New York. It was Washington DC once.

I want to cum inside loki Or have him cum inside me

Fuck I hate mutants. Sure wish Spiderman or the Fantastic Four or the avengers would wipe them out.

Um...Mutants and why do you hate them so much?
Also, who are the Fantastic 4? Are they, like the four most powerful Avengers?

What the fuck?! Why would you want to fuck someone who caused the death of THOUSANDS of lives?

You ever notice how Muties make up a sliver of a fraction of the population, yeah they're VASTLY overrepresented in violent crime statistics? These fucking """people""" have the fucking GALL to march around our cities claiming to be a poor, oppressed segment of society while our CHILDREN get to sit around in school waiting for one of those freaks to burn the building to the ground.

I know you fucking mutie-sympathizers don't want to hear it, because that rich fuck (((Xavier))) has been pumping money into media-blitz propaganda, warping your minds towards accepting these degenerates as "the next stage of human evolution." You know what that means for us, right? THEY'RE TRYING TO BREED US OUT OF EXISTENCE.

>he didn't read the leaked files
Look, I know CNN and the other SJW media told you it was illegal to read the SHIELD emails but you need to read them

so
i had a great job in the NY area working with this cool old dude, but the building where i usually pick up deliveries is rubble and my boss is in jail.
should i be afraid of the police coming after me? i dont know whats going on.

Dude you don't need to read leaks to know who Hydra is, just read a fucking history book.

Does anybody know what this guy's powers are? I keep seeing him on the news, but I can't tell what he does exactly. He seems to leap around and has survived some pretty dangerous shit. I hear he was in Sokovia, even.

He's gotta be pretty powerful, though. I really doubt he's just an dude with a bow.

this was lame

Dudes, I can't wait for some Black Widow fighting shots. I really need some of that booty

His 'arrows" are state of the art micro missiles, like the kind War Machine has, except he builds them all himself. Seriously, in the battle of New York I saw him take down fucking armored battleships with one shot each.

Some people think he's got Hulks blood in him, or he's Thor's bastard son or he's got cyborg parts made by tony stark. Shit could be all 3.

Did anyone heard about the inhumans?
Kek, they got crushed by the automatic defense system of America, China and Russia, not even shield had to intervene,they never had a chance against humanity, also not even a great new, was on page 15 on the daily bugle, what's the deal with that newspaper? Everyday Spider-Man is on the front page.

>Is Spider-Man an Avenger?

I'm wondering if he's human at all.
What if he's some mutated ugly deformed freak behind that mask? Why doesn't he ever take it off like Captain America and Iron Man, who have no problem showing who they are? What's he hiding?

It seems to me that heroes tend to spend more time destroying everything around them then actually protecting any of us. We always read (in the news papers they own, from the companies that fund them) how great they are and how they saved the world, but I don't see it. All I see is my fucking car smashed by the big green guy and my 430 flight canceled cause a giant dude and another guy are having a fight on the tarmac.

Fuck heroes and fuck villains.

Just makes me believe in Allah all the more. I also question norse mythology because they claimed to be master race and Valkyrie is clearly black

Got my dick sucked by an inhuman.

It was lit.

I think I saw saw the so called devil of hell's kitchen from my apartment at night. He was just running across the rooftops across the street. Dunno if it was him tho.

I've heard of some strange group called ex - men, but can't find anything on the internet, except, when I use FireFox browse. Uncanny.

2+2=mutie

Whats the deall with that Luke Cage ape I've been hearing about

I'm tired of hearing this bullshit

I think you're all forgetting the fact that, yes, something came down to attack us and a bunch of people died when the Avengers showed up but you're glossing over the fact that, if the Avengers HADN'T showed up, things would have gotten much fucking worse. If it wasn't for the Avengers then some fucking Aliens would have taken over.
Yes Stark is rumored to have created Ultron but if the Avengers hadn't stopped him then all life on Earth would have ended then too.
The point is that yes they're not fucking perfect but it pisses me off that people are blaming them for a couple of casualties that occur while they're working to save the world from total fucking annihilation. Really unfair.

What's an ex-men?

I don't think they exist in our universe

>mask
I don't think that's a mask, I'm pretty sure I saw his eyes moving on the videos.

I think that might be his fucking skin or something.

I bet he's a hot twink

eww so he's some kinda mutant?
What if he's an android of some kind? He does hang around Stark a lot, and Stark knows a lot about robotics. I bet he's Stark's new drone prototype

He's a menace that's what he is.

Probably. It's weird that he gave it a personality, but I guess that's what rich people do.

I wish Sup Forums would stop talking about how Ultron did nothing wrong.

I don't care what anyone says. That purple haired mutant in the leotard. Id fuck her. Id fuck her till neither of us could walk

Any of you guys got good pictures of Spiderman? I must see them, pronto!

Another word for Inhumans

Fuck off Jameson, I thought you were banned from here after you went full on /soc/ here.

Weird, I think I was a club where he DJ'd. I remember that night 'cause some burn victim was having an episode in the men's room while I was in there

Shit man, I hear some weird fucking stories about how he's watching everything for some alien race. You guys believe them?

Live in town a or city that's not Newyork or DC since most of that shit goes down there.
California is fine besides Tony Fucking Stark antagonizing villains to attack since hes so open about his hero bullshit

Now that you mention it, he looks kinda like the librarian at my little brothers high school. Y'know, the one that lizard monster attacked a while back
...weird

Exactly!
I was in New York when that portal opened. It was a full scale invasion. The only reason I'm alive right now is because Thor smashed one of those alien things before it could shoot me. Plus, we've all seen the footage of iron man carrying a missile through the portal, but where did the missile come from? And why did Stark need to carry it? I've heard rumours that the World Security Council tried to contain the invasion with a nuke, and while it isn't confirmed the pieces all fit together. Open your eyes people!

I'm in a similar situation. I almost got fucking killed by one, only lived because some debris fell on it.

Why does the media call Tony Stark "Iron Man?"

I mean, we know who he is. Why don't we call him Tony Stark?

Is this some weird branding thing? Rich people are weird.

The media? WHIH doesn't do that, quit watching CNN

>Da fuck did we do?
Be in New York.

Mr Jameson can I have tomorrow off? My pet spider is sick.

Never heard of it. Do you mean Avengers Tower ?

The fuck is all this shit about people talking about secret organizations and "mutants"? Redpill me, I don't know anything about this.

Weird stuff happens everywhere man. I was up in Missouri a while back and this huge blue blob thing came out of nowhere and started eating shit, cars, people, everything. After a few minuets it stopped, and of course a bunch of people gathered round to take selfies or some shit, and then it fucking started again. Lasted a while before stopping for good. No one even knows what it was or why it was there. Scary stuff man.

Hey when you live in New York you know the risks.

You can easily find them on porn sites dude.

Fuck inhumans, Species War Now!

Are there any muties in this thread? What can you do? Space Manipulator here

>SHIELD is revealed to be Hydra back in 2014- disbands. Had plot to use helicarriers to kill thousands of people: The Captain, a ton of innocents, some random surgeon for whatever reason, Tony Stark and the GODDAMN PRESIDENT.
>Turned into ATCU in 2015... which also turns out to be Hydra.
>SHIELD is reformed in 2016 only to be disbanded AGAIN after the Shake and Bake or whatever her name is shoots that general guy, who somehow lived.


HOLY SHIT, IS EVERY US AGENCY PART OF THE SCIENCE NAZIS? Like, do I have to worry about the FDA being Hydra, too? Maybe they're the ones pushing the organic food meme, jacking up the prices so we inadvertently fund their laser guns, disintegrator disks and flying ships of death.

I tol you he aint a menace

It's a Game of Thrones meme, they don't exist, that guy's just been online too much

So I found these weord rocks someone had thrown into the trash. Anybody know what they are? Are they worth anything on ebay, maybe?

So are we gonna talk about the Devil of hell's kitchen?

i know some of you fags are sad and shit cuz he ded, but don't you think that its a little weird that the hero who was known for covering his eyes died the same day some blind lawyer fucking disappeared?

Note this guy was also the one who put fucking Wilson Fisk behind bars, also fucking defended the punisher in court. too much of a coincidence if you ask me.

Shit, forgot the picture

Why the fuck would I ask for the Avengers help? I still think half of them are Skrulls

I can turn myself mostly invisible, as in, you can still see my bones...
Its not very useful, but on the plus side i never have to buy have to buy Halloween costumes...

Those are easter eggs, my dude. If someone, say like a company, advertised that these were something else, you should demand a refund immediately for false advertisement.

Im not sure what you're trying to pull, but that pic is obviously fake. I recognise the yellow one, it's in the forehead of that red faced robot guy who turned up a few years back.

You know some big purple dude came by yesterday asking for those dude's name was thanos or some thing had a realy weird glove.
Where do you live i might be able to send him your way

I don't think very many care because he only operates in one city.

I find him very fascinating however

>Hydra
>Nazis