Aus/pol/: footy edition

>2013 campaign
>Aus/pol/ backs 'based Tone' 110%, like Farage or Trump

>2016
>Aus/pol/ unironically back Labor
>"Bill Shorten will let me buy a house"

Pathetic desu

Abbott is an idiot. Both liberal and labor are shit Islam loving sell outs. VOTE One Nation. Katter. And that Xeno guy from SA is apparently okay

no, Nick Xenophon is one of the worst in the whole Parliament

He hides behind 'principle' and 'taking on the old parties' to just obstruct shit and push left wing meme policies

Based Tone let us down. cucked out on 18c, and ran an incompetent government, his 7 feet tall mistress leading him around by the balls.

Casinos can't con the Xenophon

Still love #basedtones
He did nothing wrong

Tony was good for meme value, but did absolutely nothing to stop the leftism ruining this country.

Even cucked out on his promise to repeal 18c. Flop.

the issue with pauline hansen is while shes mostly right on islam and gaming shes basically fucking retarded and has the charisma of a spoon so even if we started to become more like europe she would never get the votes to be significant. the one nation party basically assures that the far right will never rise

also fuck voting for a red head/woman

sadly this

compare her to Front Nationale people like Marine and Marion, or even just to Farage and she has shit tier intellect and debating skill.

I might move to USA if Trump fulfills his promises.

Australia is boring. There's no night life here besides being a shitty pisshead bogan at the local

Our best hope is that someone younger and more talented gets elected for One Nation somewhere and is then able to take over from Pauline in the near future. Start a new party if necessary.

David Oldfield was always better than Pauline but he was a bit creepy and was content to bludge in the NSW upper house and not do much anyway.

tones was a giant cuck who let his female chief of staff push him around, take over his job and tell him what to do, sometimes in front of visiting dignitaries.

All kikes and more kike enablers, from left to right, from liberal to conservative. Problem is democracy. You can (((vote))) for (((leaders))) of political parties all you want, they can do whatever they want once elected, voters aren't holding them back. Australia has one of biggest migrations on the planet and conservatives in UK imported more people recently than labour any year in history.

Fuck Malcuck Prepbull. Based Tones isn't coming back but the turncoat needs to go.

>Based Tones isn't coming back
He seems to be planning to.

literally no politician in this country is useful

Also we should have punished Sam Dastyari harder, deport that faggot to China if they're such great friends.

>Aus/pol/ unironically back Labor
This didn't happen though

It was just a few cucks

Who /lost/ the """"lelbourne"""" cup edition?

I lost fucking $50

I didn't even know it was on until after it was over.

Is anyone else stressed as fuck over the USA election?

I swear, when that pussy-grabbing shit was going on and it looked like Trump was fucked I got so depressed I almost wanted to kill myself.

My heart jolts everytime I see some clickbait headline saying "new dirt on Trump".

I never gave this much of a shit about Australian elections.

Are you guys looking forward to the 8th November as much as we are over at brit/pol/?

>over at brit/pol/
Do you guys realise how boring and miserable all of you guys over there are?

I was surprised when I read a few of your threads. You are all so depressive. And no laughs at all.

I'm genuinely scared of Hillary Clinton. It just got out that she was told in advance about questions when CNN hosted the presidential debate. Will we hear about that? I doubt it. But how many times have you heard 'grab her by the pussy?'

If that isn't proof that the powers that be don't give a fuck and collude worldwide I don't know what is.

I'm hype. I have an exam right afterwards and this shit is making it hard to focus on anything. People still think I'm an insane conspiracy theorist for considering 'le orange tv host meme-man' to be the lesser evil here and it's driving me mad.

No we're looking forward to the 9th of November.

>tfw got the trifecta and won 650

Was it boxed m8?

I don't actually know what that means. I just heard the term once.

Got third in $2 sweep at work
Was priddy nice

Xenephon is for fags

thee american media should never be believed. trump is doing great and if they had any real dirt we would have seen it by now, early voting is already happening.

Aristotle and Plato too.

They were all poofs.

Depends what time you're on there, in the early hours it's pretty much 80% brit/feel/. I just mainly waste my time shilling for Paul Nuttall and posting about tunnocks teacakes.

Are times the results come on good for you guys? they all come in overnight for us but I'm working nights so I'll probably just have the BBC world service on the radio in the background.

>9/11 2: proper date format edition

Diogenes of sinope ftw lad.

>>Aus/pol/ unironically back Labor

There are people on Sup Forums right now who still think Labor is centre-left. They still reckon it's the 80s and Labor Right hasn't been slaughtered and dumped in a ditch by the Greens who have entered the party and are now more or less running it. Sad!

this, no idea why Sup Forums supports labor when they are cucked. libs aren't much better but at least they aren't sjw's

It's true that they are cucked at the moment but a Greens-free Labor is the more realistic option to avoid getting cucked by the merchants in the coalition.
I can see why people still hang on to them despite the commies. Didn't vote labor btw

>she has shit tier intellect and debating skill.

you fell for the 'you need to be some well spoken intellectual who can sling with the PhD in Polisci' meme

Think Paul Keating, then think Malcolm Turnbull

She'll be attacked by the (((media))) but if she doesn't crack the public will be supportive: see Trump

The current Labor Right leader is (((Bill Shorten)))

Merchants or Socialists. Middle class is fucked up shit creek either way, may as well cut taxes and vote for the more social conservative party.

...

>Dont vote for (((Shorten))) goys vote for ((((((Turnbull))))))))

yeah nah cunt hey

who qld masterrace here?

I feel like aus/pol/ is invaded by labor shills. libs are bad as I said but labor is worse. don't vote for either but I really don't get why people back them here. just vote one nation

Crossdressing bi guy here.

Im alt right but left on a lot of things like immigration, drugs et. I love cock and i want migrants here to fuck all your white wives. I have fucked so many white married women in their bridal gowns so when they tell you they just want to keep it, know they finger themselves in it or use it when they cheat on you while you work that 9 to 5 slaving away.

I love fucking pussy and sucking cock. Im a whore and will spread myself to all.

Fuck chinks tho, they have ugly dicks.

That's not at all what happened faggot. It was like 60% Pauline 20% LDP 10% LNP and 10% ALP

im in the same fucking situation wholly shit. do we know each other??

I sincerely hope this post was a joke m8 otherwise re-evaluate your life

how many auspol threads do you want you fuckin faggots

>Aus/pol/ unironically back Labor

fuck off labor shill

can someone explain to me why im supposed to hate the greens? like i do already but i know absolutely nothing about them or what level of cuckery theyre at