User, guard these stairs and make sure my son doesn't leave this floor. If you fail you'll be executed...

user, guard these stairs and make sure my son doesn't leave this floor. If you fail you'll be executed. Can I trust you with this?

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ok sure

Rest easy, I got this.

Hey, guys. How's it going?

S'alright. Be better when you get back upstairs.

Actually, I was planning on going downstairs to find this girl with glass slippers.

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Roger that! I will kill your son and bury him under the floorboards!

No.

Sorry but your father told me not to let you go down these stairs, so please go back

Naw, son. Naw,

You are not my Liege yet, boy. I serve only your father. Now back to your chambers.

You need to go back

Oh....so I can't go down the stairs?

Right, guard the stairs unless your son comes down them.

Hmmm....

Nah, son. We'll find the girl with glass slippers and tell her to come up and see you.

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Sir if i have to kill you then i will

No I will not say it again, My Prince. Return to your chambers less I make the order to escort you back.

You can stop right there, my foot's not going to fit.

Okay!

I don't trust you, i'll stay with you to make sure you don't run

I'm glad you understand

Do whatever the hell you want, Prince Fuckface. I'm a pickle just lying here... being pickle Rick!

You're trying to trick me!

I don't like the look on your face. Come down those stairs this instant so I can kick your ass.

Thank you, My Prince. You'll understand if I see you back safely to your chambers.

*Nyroom*

Go back upstairs.

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NANI?

NANI!?

What the fu....

PRINCE WAIT

What?! Get back here *run after him*

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OH SHIT

IN THE NAME OF YOUR FATHER HALT!

Well... *jump after him*

After him!

...ck?!? Jesus Christ!!!!

Prince no we're on the 5th floor!

Was that teleportation?

No! It was pure speed!

>For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline!

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Prince, if you get back here I'll show you my tits.

I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST GUARD IN THE SQUAD! I AM BETTER THAN THE KNIGHT AND THE SOLDIER COMBINED

GET BACK HERE

I-i...I failed my charge...I am unworthy of my blade..

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If you wore a chainmail bikini you would hzve been fast enough to catch him.

Prince could you hurry up? I want to go to bed and read.

I won't lose this, u little nigga!

Greetings, Anons. The King asked me to check in on your progress with the Prince. All good news, I hope?

I offered to let him stare at my tits so he wouldn't leave, but he jumped out the window.

Everything is all good now get the fuck inside and don't come nor look outside no matter what

GET THE FUCKING CHURCH BELLS SOUNDING. HE'S CURRENTLY ESCAPED FROM THE PREMISES THROUGH THE WINDOW SILL BY THE GRAND STAIRWAY, FOR THE CAUSE OF FINDING A WOMEN WITH GLASS SLIPPERS
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it would help if you were a girl, BUT DO NOT WORRY FOR I THE MOST HOLIEST WARRIOR OF THE EMPEROR (NOT THIS FOOL ) SHALL RETURN WITH HIM

Ah, I see. He went out the window. Isn't that droll of him?

Hahaha.

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HE DID WHAT?

O' FAHK YOU YEH BLEEDIN' MECHANIZED ELDRITCH WHORE. YOUR MOTHAH' WOULDN'T EVEN LOVE YER' FACE. CAUSE SHE'D BE WAY TOO FOCUSED ON THE FAHKIN OBJECTIVE; UNLIKE YEE. I GOT THE BLOODY' JOB FROM 'ERE. DOS' BEGINS MY THOUSAND YEAR JOB TO BEGIN THE DOMINATININ' OF THE TWINK WITH A GLASS SLIPPER SHOVED UP IS 'ARSE. THE DEMOKNIGHT; AT YEE SERVICE YOU WEE KEKOLD

We still get paid even if he's dead, right?

you dont have to be so mean ;-;

He literally leapt out the window. But he didn't go down the stairs.

IT'S ON. JUST GIMME' THE FAHKIN CONTRACT, N' I'LL SLAY THAT PETITE SLUT WHO LEFT LIKE ME MUM LEFT GRANDPA TAVISH WIT' THE PINT BETWEEN HIS FINGERTIPS, N' A SLUT BETWEEN 'IS LEGS

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THIS IS A VOX CAST FROM THE ORDO HERETICUS BRANCH OF THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION! YOU NOW HAVE UNTIL PAGE 10 TO FIND THE HERETICAL PRINCE OR ELSE AN EXTERMINATUS WILL BE CAST UPON YOUR WHIMSICAL PLANET!

PERMISSION TO RIP AND TEAR PRINCE?

But he's just a slutty Prince. Dear God.

FIND HIM DAMMIT!

THAT IS INDIRECTLY A FORM OF SLAANESH WORSHIP, FIND HIM AND TURN HIM IN FOR QUESTIONING BY PAGE 10, OR ELSE WE WILL ASSUME HE IS A CHAOS WORSHIPPER AND A SWIFT EXTERMINATUS WILL BE DONE

Get the guiltine ready.

So it's ok to fuck your son in the ass to prevent him from leaving?

*Loud obnoxious whistling is heard in the distance.*

FUCK HOW DID HE SURVIVE

This is our last chance to stop that motherfucker.
GOOOOO!

What if we stab the king in the back?

My tits are still on the table if you get back here this instant!

RIDE!

RUN HIM DOWN!

I fucking swear if none of you retards get him, im throwing you all into the eye of terror...

FOR BEING ACCUSED OF HERESY HE HAS COMMITED THE GRAVE SIN OF POSSIBLY BETRAYING THE GOD EMPEROR. THEREFORE DEATH IS ACCEPTABLE FOR HE WILL ANSWER TO OUR LORD IN DEATH, JUST GET HIM TO US BY PAGE 10 OR EXTERMINATUS

I will show you both my tits and poon if you get back here right now!

Do you really think you're gonna escape the BIG WHEEL!?

You might as well get started now he's a man in love and we're all pretty fuclking incompetent.

I'm sorry, but I can't stop! I have a good reason too! The talking mice told me the girl I was going to marry isn't actually the girl I love.

That's It!

911? Get me the police!

Ay, git back 'ere, nigga!

Well... if it's the name of love then...

That's how I met my love...
Go right ahead.

Would you believe us if we told you that the mouse was lying to you? Please?

Well, that makes sense to me

The mice lie! They told me the same things and I ended up marrying a whore I didn't even love!

Welp, we're fucked

Ç'est la guerre!

>talking mice
Yeah, sure thing you nut. Now get back in the castle.

my charming prince it is I, the one your mice told you about!

IM ANGRY

Oh yeah? What if I told you these mice knew how to sing and dance too?