Redpill me on the quiet man of Europe

Redpill me on the quiet man of Europe.

World shortest book


British dentistry

Tallin is said to be very beautiful, but i'm kinda reluctant to visit. They have such a hateboner for all things Russian, i'm afraid they will just start to REEEEEEE and won't let me socialize with the easygoing sweet baltic qties

they're cold

Estonia is like poor man's Finland tbqh. Low standard of living and they're like 33% Russian.

They have the world's highest standards in dentistry

They're a finnish colony that produce a lot of alcohol

Their population consists entirely of females

Nation of butthurt false patriots with slave mentality.

Finland is poor man's Russia

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better question is why are Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania different countries?

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I was not insulting you mate I only want to learn more.

hm, why isnt the us australia?

Apparently a technological superpower

They are cunts
Post more cute asian girls

Isn't that because they fear Russia could roll over them at any minute? Like Poland?

they have a gif

Except for that fag spamming the gif they are usually very great posters here and on Sup Forums.

First rule of Estonia: Don't talk about Estonia
Second rule of Estonia: Fuck off, we're full.
Now, drop it.

willing goy of US foreign policy and a province of Brussels, politically speaking a non-country as it has forfeited its say on the international arena

the populace suffers from ingrained socialist/collectivist attitudes vs being independent minded or actually exalting self-determination and being the master of your own; passive, permissive, highly superstitious (not some rational fedora twirling übermensch as some stats would have you), but the most defining aspect is the crippling cultural inferiority issues, which lends itself to be taken advantage of

Australia and US
>not in the same hemisphere
>not side by side
>not threatened by Russia
>not the size of a peanut
>have decent militaries

A more relevant comeback question would have been "Why isn't Denmark part of Germany"

or "Why aren't Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxemburg all one country"

To me it just makes sense to unite people of similar cultures, who face a common threat.
That's all. I admire all three countries.

How do we know this is Estonia and not a proxy?
Better post the gif

82 km or 50.95 miles diameter

no toothbrushes? i dissaponit

There are no quiet men in Europe.

BESTONIA AWESOME COUNTRY AWESOME PEOPLE EVERYTHING IS AWESOME AND GREAT AND THEY ARE COOL EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE HERETICS THAT IS COOL AS FUCK

Eesti is brotier, love you cunts

99% WHITE
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You're a filthy globalist 2bh.

They gave us Arvo Pärt and ummmm

I just don't want to see your three countries being conquered by Russia because you're divided.

We're not divided. We're all in NATO. Creating an abomination of a country would make it worse if change anything at all.

do you really dislike Latvians and Estonians that much?

fucking nepal

No, but no two nations are close enough to create a succesful multinational state in the 21st century.

fuck off you deserve to be cucked by Austria, finnish people are a bunch of autists and feminists, we are way better than them

we have different languages and cultures, that's why

thanks Brazil, you are the real bro

I agree we should be more united, but we cannot be one country, we are too different from each other, even religions differ.

You brush your teeth with mountain goat cum and altitude sickness

being honest, besides language, what's so different about your 3 countries

>inb4 American education
most Americans can't even point to you on a map, or name you by looking at a map.

it's not about dislike, it's that I love that about Latvians and Lithuanians that they have different language and culture, it's theirs to celebrate, why create a singular state where only one out of three languages and cultures will prevail? Also, we are in NATO and do hold together in many foreign policy issues

> tfw you hang around Sup Forums long enough to have guessed the flag correctly despite knowing next to nothing about the land/people it represents.

I too wish to be "redpilled" about Estonia. Nice bread.

what is this meme?

Religion, traditions and customs, national identity.

we have developed in separate ways, we have different jokes, attitude, goals and issues, but we are united in some aspects too. All in all, differences are too vast for a single country to successfully emerge. Maybe a federation of some funny kind, but not an actual nation-state.

no arabs, no refugees, hot white women, lots of decent jobs if you work in IT sector, pay is low but standard of living is high if you have a decent job.

cleanest country in europe, culturally leans closer to nordic than slavic nations(tend to be more quiet drunks than stumbling slavic shit drunks) estonians have more national pride than the average european cuck

if you stay in the capitol you dont get too much of a "small country" negative vibe.

>you deserve to be cucked by Austria

What did he mean by this?

my teeth still better than yers britfag

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A FUCKING TEA

With the exception of Belarus there is no former USSR country that likes Russia. Especially slavic ones.

are there any mountains? and by mountains i mean real mountains not one i can climb in 3 hours

some facts about Estonia:
>we are the descendants of Finno-Ugric tribes, that lived in the Ural mountains in Russia long before slavs established themselves in Russia, but some of these tribes travelled west (10,000 years ago) to form countries like Finland, Estonia and Hungary. Literally every other european country is a descendant of Indo-Europeans, but we are of Finno-Ugric tribes
>we used to have vikings that raided Sweden (1000 years ago)
>we were independent nation shortly from 1918-1942, and re-established in 1991.
>our population is 1.4 million, from which 25% is russians, but we have a funny kind of informal segregation where russians are mostly concentrated into certain areas in bigger towns or even certain regions, so that estonians and russians have formed different communities
>we are known in Europe for being advanced at IT, it was an estonian man, along with some dane invented Skype
>in 1938 our economy matched finnish one, but then the soviets came
>Mena Suvari is half estonian (an hollywood actor, was the cheerleader in American Beauty)
>We are 99.8% white
>We were the only country declared judenfrei by nazi germany during the end of their reign
>We were the most western-influenced province in the soviet union, russians used to travel here because it was "almost like a 1st world country"
>We have most supermodels per capita, estonian women are super beautiful (pic related)
>Estonian language is one of the hardest languages to learn

POST THE (((GIF))) STOP BEING CRYPTIC YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

wrong faggot

Estonia is pretty cool. Beautiful nature, beautiful women. Honorary Nordics. All they need is to get a proper flag.

My teeth are white and straight nigpal

Polski slavs best slavs

thanks, we can nordic!!

mena suvari is fuckin smokin m8

what are the names for the 2 western isles/regions of estonia?

well..... we have a very nice hill in the south, if that counts

you make me laugh

some estonian guy posted this every time he made a post, or some other gif of women brushing teeth

weird fetish i guess, not as bad as tiles desu

new design might pass if it was offered, most like our flag though. colors cant be changed at the very least

but this not Eesti colours

Eesti NOOOO your flag is aesthetic af

IMO the current flag is waaaaaay better looking than that monstrosity

Estonia is the Drumpf of eastern Europe.

can't you vote online,even?
Bravo Estonia

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says the cuck

>leaf

kek

Didn't know Sup Forums got ourselves a sherpa.

You okay, Igaunija.

They meet their NATO spending obligations. Can't say the same for some others in this thread.

that's the one

thanks Australia you're my favourite euro country
i've climbed the everest 4 times for /pol

imo its better than the other nordic flag designs that have been shown to us.

current flag has low chance of changing either way

>not as bad as tiles
>tiles
>bad

I destroyed my laptop (and meme collection) recently so have a smiley instead.

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So how are things going on the campaign trail, Gov. Johnson?

>finnish people are a bunch of autists and feminists, we are way better than them
>thanks Brazil, you are the real bro

Either russian in Estonia or using a VPN, real eestibros aren't race traitors like this.

yeah bro, the two regions are Saaremaa and Hiiumaa

we actually can, it exists side-by-side with real life voting, there are issues concerning how it could be rigged, but at the same time it lessens burocracy and corruption.

aitäh Läti

A Leppo?

are estonian women the tallest in the world or am I thinking of latvian?

I like tall women

Do tourists visit your country often? How do you react to them?

I want this nordic meme to end i dont want to live in cuckistonia and high taxes, the nordic flag looks like shit compared to current flag. I like it here, the poverty keeps a refugee away and i can be drunk everyday

Funny how my boi GayJay laid out a policy in that interview regarding Syria that Obama adopted less than two weeks later.

I'm more white than you, finnigger

My man.

Estonia is Danish property stolen by Sweden and then Russia.

LOL. Gud one, mein jungle neger.

mostly in Tallinn they do visit quite a lot. I find tourists annoying, but otherwise I think tourism is a good thing to our country, so I try not to mind it.

>Danish flag is Estonia property stolen by danes
FTFY

We have been breeded by our German overlords (mansion holders, nobles) to be slaves. Literally from 1200s to 1900s we were ruled by Germans but treated as untermensch. Also we come from a northen country that has often been in the middle of some war.

This means we are big and muscular in stature, not very talkative, not as smart as our german overlords, workaholics, quite good at war and in constant state of depression that can only be alleviated by drinking, drugs and sex. Also all men look like potato faces and most women are quite good-looking.

Pic is our natural epic hero Kalevipoeg (Son of Kalev), a 300 m tall giant who loved tilling the fields, fighting and sleeping.

>Finnish people are a bunch of autists and feminists

You're not supposed to blow yourself out, man

Former USSR countries

>Slavic
Ukraine - hates Russia
Belarus - ok with Russia

>Baltic
Estonia - hates Russia
Latvia - hates Russia
Lithuania - hates Russia

>Southern
Georgia - hates Russia

>Muslim shitholes
Who gives a shit?
This includes Moldova just because they're irrelevant

Pretty much a non country, nothing to talk about.

HUE HUE HUE HUE
Whitest genes in the whole Europe.

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For one thing, Lithuania has existed for 1000 years and was the biggest country in Europe for several centuries. Latvia and Estonia aren't even real countries by that standard.

>Belarus being more relevant than Muslim shitholes

wtf I'm SuckinForJohnson now