So apparently Huma is missing and nobody has seen her since her wiener exploded

So apparently Huma is missing and nobody has seen her since her wiener exploded.

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Digits says she's fucking dead

Clinton prolly suiciding her and theyll say it was just embarassment from husband , but they want to see first if she can be a fall guy for fbi

inb4 Vince Foster

The amount of repeating digits to my post is the amount of times she shot herself in the back of the head

>implying she didn't hightail it to the nearest FBI field office

alphabet safehouse

Suicide by four shots in the lower back and breaking her arm. Found with Putin's business card on her body.

remember how combetta and pagliano disappeared after they were supposed to appear before that committee? they haven't been heard from either, have they?

what do we think, guys? they unpersons now?

It's nothing, she just doesn't go public so much to protect the Clinton campaign. Hillary must have known that people around her have dirt on her and it's not neccessarily their responsibility if it gets out into the open in our day and age.

She definitely got wacked. This thing is set to put Hillary and her powerful allies in prison/the death penalty.

As the movie Casino taught us, it's always better without witnesses

This is it. ribs in beans huma

>she was successfully extracted by the Saudi intelligence extraction team.

3 options:
1 - Feds took her in quietly
2 - She fled the country
3 - Hillary had her killed

I guess she. Didn't actually shoot herself

"missing from campaign trail"

she's at home.

tri-s and she is safe and sound, getting fucked by her bull

Sup Forums and its bullshit
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>hillary Clinton campaign collapsing after corruption inquiry by FBI opens as the result of her top aid , a Muslim with ties to radical Islam and at least tangential ties to Al queda and 9/11, left her computer in the position of her husband who is a democratic politician and child finding pervert

That literally reads like those jerk off fantasy role playing threads.

I can't believe this shit. It's like the pro trump click bait my backwards uncle has been posting for 6 months had all manifested into reality.

Seriously guys. I feel like anything is possible

>"Oh thank god it's just you, user. I thought..oh god, is that a gun? Did...did Hillary send you? Oh god. Please, user. I can't pay you like she has, but please...don't do this. Please, user, I'm so scared..."

She is hiding upon hillbags directive. Huma testified under oath that there was no other devices with the private server emails on them. She committed perjury and should go to jail with hilldabeast.

She isn't "missing," she's only missing from the campaign trail. As in, she isn't campaigning with Hillary as of late.

>confirmed that she fell on a knife 19 times

Inb4 suicide by 7 shotgun shots to the back, side, and front of the head.

Would you comfort her Sup Forums? Then fuck her?

see
Nobody is denying that Huma should go to jail, not even brain dead liberals.

This is dangerous for Hillary because she could seek immunity like her husband is trying in order to put the her away

HUMA, THE UNLUCKIEST WOMAN ALIVE AND THE VICTIM OF A CURSE

oh fuck dude i completely forgot about combetta

Call it.

>not an option
She is truly fucked. Looks like her mission to guide her Manchurian candidate into the WH may have failed.

If she went back to The Kingdom she would be Honor Killed

inb4 a dated pic of her having dinner with assange gets posted tomorrow

>she would be Honor Killed
most definitely seeing as how SA would be heavily implied in a conspiracy

Ayo nigguh, yous a snitch!
BLOOD GANG NIGGUH

If YOU think that Hillary sent me, then the American public will too. This is good.

Mr. Trump sends his regards, blyat.

Yes, pussy is pussy.

Nigger.

THEY SAID IT

WE GOT THROUGH WITH WIKILEAKS

Jump on the ...

>#SaveHuma
#SaveHuma
>#SaveHuma
#SaveHuma
>#SaveHuma
#SaveHuma

bandwagon on twitter.

Let's force her to come out and declare that "No, Hillary didn't kill me." That will increase the plausibility of the Killary-argument.

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She went back to Saudi arabia. Her cover was blown

#SaveHuma

The only way.

>eat all the eggs bitch or I'll shoot!

Have they found Creamer and Foval yet?

Screw you and your truth and facts

this is a retarded meme

>I'm sorry Huma
>As a true constitutional conservative
>The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Digits say she suicided with two gun shots to the back of the head

"I won't kill you."

>So apparently Huma is missing and nobody has seen her since her wiener exploded.

Huma was Hillary's main "handler", the only one she really trusted.
Now that she's gone expect erratic behavior of Hillary increase.

Do you think he'll turn her into a skelegate?

Manalo, chute dat pizza chip for me

Huma is a cute

She's probably getting plastic surgery and going into the witness protection program as I type

exclusive footage

sorry, I read the memo and was supposed to do some wet works. has your plumbing been okay recently?

She is worried that her Saudi or Muslim Brotherhood connection will be exposed so she took off

Probably taking a huge shit on the chest of some Instagram whore in Dubai right now

The Combetta hearing thing was so fucking weird. It wasn't even cancelled, just silently removed from the schedule the day before and never mentioned again. SOMEONE must have hit the panic button.

-R-really?
- ..... Upupu just kidding~

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PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET HUMA !

Don't worry, I'll get them too

She will never be heard from again, like Combetta, just forgotten about

Sorry babe, you wish Hillary sent me.
I'm here on the command of Lord Trumpler himself, I'm to bring you to Trump Tower for his personal pussy-grabbing harem.

Believe me, you'll wish that you had been placed in the concentration camps with the rest of your kin.

F

it was swept by everyone due to lack of traction in the media and if anything it proves that this goes as deep as the senate considering the new wiener development.

Sing Huma sing.

Hopefully she's in protective custody and Hillary Clinton didn't acid wash her.

It's literally nothing.

>couple days before election
>huma found dead, ruled suicide
>media and clinton campaign go all out blaming the vast right-wing conspiracy for driving her to suicide with false accusations
>hillary sheds some crocodile tears on TV
>wins election because of sympathy votes

Didn't work during brexit

Hmm, does a Twitter meltdown sound erotic?

This, Cox was murdered by a "pro-brexit man because she was against it"

Even her fucking husband stood up and claimed we must vote to stay in the EU for her, shit didnt work

Makes you wonder how much you can get away with things if you can control the media.

...

Very few votes will switch at this point. That said, 7 days left. Everyone is tidying up for after the election.

...

What are they going to do? Send a MK ultra zombie as the patsy claiming he killed her in the name of Adolf Hitler, Sup Forums, and Pepe the Frog?

THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH TRUMP LISTS ME, MY MEN, THE DELEGATES, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

FIRST ONE TO FIND THE EMAILS GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

Saudi Arabia. That cunt is in Saudi Arabia. She dun r-u-n-n-o-f-t before the Weiner explodeded.

IT WAS THE RUSSIANS

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T TURKEY PEPPERONI???

>implying it's ever mattered that Saudi Arabia was involved in a conspiracy against the US

Only thing that draws in more sympathy than a dead woman is a dead child, itll be something major involving that

wtf, I love Huma Aladin now

she's just feeling depressed

Killing Huma off would raise too many red flags... but then again having her in federal custody is risky too. This is a situation Hillary can't win.

she can give her to me

Don't worry, she was merely arrested for buying illegal blue jeans yesterday in the middle of the night in a parking lot. Nothing to see here.

Putin should assassinate Huma and election would be in the bag.

Lol'd out loud. Nice one.

Suicide

>Huma turns up dead
>Hillary yet again screams "MUH RUSSIANS"
>People just shake their heads in pity

Such incredible despair...
This must mean an even greater hope is just around the corner!

>Huma finally re-appears with media photographers in tow
>out of nowhere
>right wing extremist gun nut shoots her dead
>all caught on film
>Hillary makes an emotional plea to ban all guns

>remove electronics from house
>Trump says its paranoid coverup

Underrated

would rape her, then kill her and then rape again for giggles

NYPD has her and Carlos Danger in protective custody so they don't get suicided.

>Im gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yella, no good keister offa my property, before I pump your guts fulla lead

Not likely. If HRC were going to kill people for embarrassing her, she'd have gotten Wiener years ago on general principle. Not to mention a fairly large fraction of Congress at one point or another.

My money's on Team Trump being desperate for a symbolic victory and hyping this shit as if it's a big deal when it really isn't - when was the last time Mike Pence said something newsworthy? If you believe the liberal media he's being low-key because he's embarrassed to run alongside Trump and totally considering dropping out - and not, say, simply a boring candidate who doesn't say as many exciting things as Donnie.

lmao this is some Breaking Bad shit.
Former allies become burdens and then "disappear".