Banana ones? Not sure on that one mate. Angel slices are nice though
Parker Phillips
>mfw when i larped as the biggest fg i could possibly concieve of in a previous brit/pol/ (whore mum, gay dad, paki stepdad, hentai fan, overweight) and instead of hows of derision - 90% of (you)'s were kind and sage advice
lads, this is not the internet hate machine i was promised...
Evan Myers
No no
Levi Green
Almost got in a fight just now.
>walking around on lunch break >muslim bloke on a bike cycles onto the pavement >I keep walking in a straight line >our shoulders bump >he runs after me >"did you do that on purpose?" >explain that in this country pavements are for walking >"I'M BRITISH! WHAD FUGGIN GUNTRY U THINK I'M FROM?!" >say I have no idea but if he was British he'd know not to cycle on the pavement >he tells me to "be careful" >I ask if that's a threat >he just repeats "be careful" >tell him to fuck off and walk back to work
He probably could have beaten me up. These cuteboi ascetics really don't fare well in the case of physical altercations.
Cameron Davis
>tipping the pizza guy
Erm nah. He gets his wage
Ayden King
I saw that, glad it wasn't real
Alexander Evans
Delete...
Levi Rodriguez
If I see a muzzie messing with a cuteboi I will fuck him up for you senpai
Grayson Nguyen
cycling on pavements is okay so long as you go slow, that twat sounds like a cunt though
Landon Price
by law?
i would think its out of order in general senpai
Charles Nelson
Th-thanks. I felt guilty afterwards for not working out more. I'm not twinkmode but close enough to it not to intimidate people.
I don't mind if it's not a busy pavement and it's wide enough for two people to pass. But he just cycled off the road onto the pavement about two feet in front of me and expected me to move. It was right outside a mosque and the pavement was already packed with muzzies.
Oliver Clark
It's against the law. If the pavement is empty nobody will give a fuck though
>phone call from client >'hello, the carer came out this morning but since then I've had a funny bowel and there was an accident' >guy is late 80s and frail, try to be nice to him >'okay mr _______, I'm sorry to hear that we'll get someone out to you as soon as we can' >pass message on to staff coordinator >she phones staff asking who's available >'EY, CAN YOU GET DOWN TO MR _______ E'S SHAT IMSELF' o i am laffin
Nathaniel Ortiz
Yup, they talk about needing few ships because of 'increased capabilities' of the new ships but unless they have the capability to be in more than one place at a time we still need more fucking frigates. Dunno why don't why we don't keep the 3 batch 1 river class ships instead of replacing them with the batch 2s either, they only started coming into service in 2003.
Adrian Scott
if you are a twink dont start shit with the muzzies (or take provocation), youll only empower their 'pussy white boi' fantasies - leave it to the rough cunts
Jacob Rogers
You done fucked up, you tell him to read what your shirt says and as he looks at your chest to see if it says anything you headbutt him on the nose as hard as you can.
Adam Bell
Britcucks no longer safe in Western Europe
Caleb Roberts
So your dads not getting bummed by a butcher? Thank god I genuinely felt a bit bad for you lad.
James Reed
>rachel stevens
muh dick!
Carson Smith
louis smith suspended because he shouted allahu akbar "mocking" islam
I'm not a twink, I'm just not physically intimidating and have always been short for my age. People from sheltered backgrounds have tended to think I'm rough because I look miserable all the time but in reality I'm not. Used to get pushed around at school a lot and got in a lot of fights but eventually I just gave up and became too non-existent to be worth beating up.
I'd get done for race crime. This was outside a mosque in central London and everybody around us were muslim. My word against theirs.
Nolan Bennett
> T H I C C
Genuinely fucked it all up when I left secondary without gf experience.
>tfw the parent gene kicks in hard
John Williams
>the absolute STATE of British women
Nathan Mitchell
New shoah is up
Jonathan Wilson
At least we`re not from a meme country tbqh
Josiah Moore
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE!!
Colton Garcia
Daily reminder:
May keeps on saying she wants maximum freedom INSIDE the Single Market, i.e. Britain will remain in the Single Market.
Jeremiah Jenkins
no just a larp this time, but i know such lads lurk amongst us
Chase Young
Then the tories will lose the next election.
Noah Lewis
> 30mm
This is a coastguard cutter, not a warship.
Jose Garcia
It would kill the Conservatives, slavfriend.
Thomas Martinez
Lads is socialism Jewish or not? From my understanding there is a distinction between Marxist and right wing socialism. I would consider myself a right wing socialist, much like the Nazis except not a fascist.
Jacob Wood
God bless the unites kingdom and god bless her children.
You can do anything you set your minds on.
God bless.
Caleb Hall
Lads, I don't trust the Americans to not be biased.
Do you think Trump will win?
Benjamin Miller
>In an interview with Tatler magazine, the Tory peer said that his mother's pet Alsatian, Kim, started biting him when he went to stroke it. "If you have a dog that turns, you just cannot risk it. So I took Kim's collar – a short of choker chain – and pulled it tight."
Desperate as fuck because the show is shit now and people stop watching.
Nathaniel Ortiz
havent so much as kissed in a year
used to put so much effort into this shit, now - totally detached
Christian Watson
Against who? Labour? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Camden Nguyen
I see the local police on their bikes on the pavement all the time.
Ian Scott
>implying Trump can lose
Joseph Cook
Last girlfriend raped me so I'm a bit asexual now.
It's hard to find a non crazy one.
Jason Lewis
Red and Dead.
Aaron Barnes
That's the suspicion lots of people have, especially with nissan agreeing to stay in Britain. It would be political suicide for her personally though and drive swathes of her own party into the arms of ukip (provided they look even semi-competent at the time). Interesting times indeed.
Juan Barnes
>Labour
No, Karen.
Leo Parker
Another reason to hate Heseltine
Wyatt Lee
Abysmal. There is no one at my workplace who really thrills me, either. Only one Polish girl, who I have talked about on brit/pol/ before, but she is taken in a long term relationship.
Caleb Williams
>yfw Michael Hesseltine strangled his mum's dog to death
Against themselves when the party rips itself apart.
Jason Taylor
I have a trap bf
Joseph Mitchell
Ocean going patrol vessel apparently, only any good for using against 3rd world countries like argentina.
Eli Barnes
...
Anthony Clark
Micheal Hesseltine is a right fucking cut
Josiah White
Kek
Jackson Gomez
Prove it
Easton Robinson
god damn Karen is so fucking thicc. my dick cannot handle this. why do we allow thighlets to exist
Sebastian Phillips
>unless it's a BJ in which case she does.
You've got a keeper. Mine is hard work on that front, unless i'm super horney and in awesome mode.
Try moving out and getting your own place. Did that and the sex is fantastic and on tap, plus youll have two houses as assets
Kevin Thompson
Average EU federalist famalams
Jordan Gomez
...
Luke Rodriguez
>thinking i'm gonna give my bf lewds to some random stranger on a mongolian tapestry board
think again kiddo
Colton Harris
Rip USS Phoenix
At least you went out like a warrior.
Thanks for removing her from Argie service and giving her a heroes death instead of one in the scrapyard.
Brandon Bailey
>has to live near mudslimes
Ewwwwww, i couldnt bare it.
Julian Bell
I said prove it, I'm not queer like you i don't want to see a penis
Christopher Cook
Not gonna lie, as soon as i become incontinent it's either offing myself or becoming a muslim,eating a lot of bacon and shitting myself the mosque every day, one or t'other.
Ryan Kelly
WHO DAT DOE
Thomas Watson
Check out tumblr for more thicc
David Phillips
Dara O'Briain
William Bell
EH EH EH RUDE WORD
Dylan Davis
Come to the us. I'm working with my state rep to help bring European expats here to learn a trade and become citizens
