I have to unironically support Clinton for a college assignment. How do I go about this?

I have to unironically support Clinton for a college assignment. How do I go about this?

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Refuse you pussy

Like she does
>the russians
>trump is mean
>what difference does it make?

Argue in favor of a hardline position against Assad and Putin, i.e. no fly zone. Imply that Hillary would have no qualms shooting down a Russian fighter jet if need be. Also retaliating to Russian cyberattacks, etc.

Say that we have an excess of young disaffected males who won't get partners anyways so we should cull them in war and that hillary is the one to do the job

Essentially go full radical feminist.

She's a perfect Machiavellian. Honestly what she's managed to accomplish...an international network with direct access to the most powerful country on Earth. An incrediby corrupt individual that is seemingly untouchable.

Like it or not, she's a phenomenal politician.

Just point that Drumpf cannot grow a beard like a real man.

You only need 4 words
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN

Ironically of course.

OP here. Would subversion tactics work?

Just go full leftist and only bring up sexism and racism.

Get the others to agree and then go into how she will start a large scale war with Russia to stop sexism and homophobia. How she will bring in plenty of refugees so women no longer have to deal with evil rapist white males.

#draftourdaughters

Feminist equality route for maximum keks

Dubs gets it. Use the dumb talking points and make her look weak through her own agenda

>Be creative
>Have fun
Be as retarded as you could possibly be.

This, and make sure one of your persuasion poins is "Come on people, it is literally 2016."

I know someone in a course as autistic as yours probably can't tell there's things beyond the spectrum of "ironic or unironic".

Just fucking lie, it's college, appeal to the view point of your professor/tutor/whatever. If you write it from your own beliefs you deserve the shit grade.

Lie.

Lie through your fucking teeth and fake smile. Quote shit you know is false, and constantly fall back on 'russia' and 'trump is evil' to avoid criticism.

When all else fails, use the trump card aka 'first woman' and 'her turn'

Are you familiar with satire?

>being forced to support a candidate you don't like

I knew schools were cucked today but jesus christ

Make Trump's talking points against her ironically for her. Redpill your classmates.

You should try your best to defend a position you don't believe in because it will give you a more well-rounded view of why you believe what you actually believe.

You stupid nigger

delete the assignment files
claim no intent
???
profit

You can't use facts and have to use illogical emotion and call everyone who disagrees with you a racist. I'd probably just take the L....or F

This here is my plan. Draft our daughters is a huge talking point thus far

This.

Make the neo-con argument. She will provide for perpetual American dominance by provoking WWIII while we still have technological and military supremacy.

This. Make it a meme.

Nigger it's just an assignment
Don't act like you've never had to defend a point of view you did not agree with in school/college before

sabotage it with shitty arguments that will redpill and trigger people

She's consistent.
She's been consistently corrupt for 5 decades
She's been consistently lying for 5 decades.

You support Hillary because she'll ban guns which will incarcerate more black people. Provide statistical evidence from DOJ and FBI about black gun possession arrests.

Also, she'll kill more arabs with her no fly zone bullshit along with drone strikes. Reference Iraq during the 90s and Obamas drone program.

Basically, lay out her most bigoted positions without using nigger or kike.

Three words

It's. Her. Turn.

this.
Grow lyrical and misty eyed about all the great wars we are going to have and how all the strong and beautiful women drafted under Hillary are going to pwn Russian and Ayrab patriarchy.

No because back when I did go to school we had the choice to defend whatever position we stood by so long as it was done so properly

Quit being a fucking faggot OP and redpill the whole class on why they should MAGA

just deflect laugh and blame the russians

Why aren't you in the Donald Trump group faggot?

>sarcasm

Dude just swallow your pride and lie. Everyone knows college is a huge joke and you come out dumber than when you go in. But you need that damn piece of paper to get approval decent job in today's world sadly. So just parrot liberal talking points and tell your professor what they want to hear.

Argue for the female drafting.

>like you've never had to defend a point of view you did not agree with in school/college before
kek

One of the indicators of intelligence and a part of developing a critical mind is the ability to argue for positions you do not agree with.

its easy just keep shouting that trump is racist.

not sure what's so difficult here

It's just an assigment, I had to defend Allende once.

This is a stupid assignment. Why would you assign groups to a candidate they dont agree with and expect them to make a good argument for them? Why not let people make their own group(s)?

This

Or this

I think you have two courses of action here. You could do the actual assignment and give real arguments because debate skills are important, and there's no better way to improve them than by supporting a side you don't agree with.

Or we can compile a list of arguments that CTR likes to use that are easily blown the fuck out. That way Trump seems like a no-brainer.

Professors choice.

This guy gets it

Do the sell-out move some lawyer do when they get bribe.

For example.
>Hillary in 1990 was trial of X, accused of Y with an outcome of Z. You see from all the 10 cases she was innocent at 2 of them. Innocence that dismiss all those allegation by the other side of N, M, and O.

And so on. What major are you doing OP? I can help you to totally devastate your side keeping your speech positive and pro-Hillary. And well your professor will smile, at your clever moves.

You obviously were never a part of a debate team nor took a philosophy class. Learning to defend positions you don't agree with builds character. Your lack of education is probably why you're so retarded.

You have to be 18 to post here.

RUSSIA
RACIST
VAGINA

There you go, Hillary's campaign in three words.

Because coming up with solid argument s for a position you don't support teaches you to look at all sides of an argument instead if being a tumblrina sjw who just plugs xir's ears when confronted with facts.

Ask your college for a refund.
Seriously, why are you paying for this?

Try to cover the stuff she's done in haiti and shit like #Draftourdaughters in a quasi-positive light so that even children can understand how awful of a human being she is while still making a case that you support her

or, not everyone is a cuckold faggot like yourself

Give all your arguments to an actual Trump supporter on the Trump team before the debate. Feed them links and redpills. Argue like an emotional liberal with the maturity of a 12 year old.

College class buddy

Talk about how her political mentor is a great man.

Look for some racist Jim-Crowy shit the Democrats used to love/do back in the days and make it look like a good thing in favor of Clinton.

Also, the #draftourdaughters shit and the war with Russia.

"I think it's great that finally, an American candidates dear to stand in front of the Russian Federation. That threat should be dealt with as soon as possible."

please do this, OP, just make wild baseless claims and back them up with unconfirmable statements

Well, if you can't change then make the argument that lots of other male leaders have done corrupt shit and remained in power so she she shouldn't be singled out or excluded because she's a woman.

This.

One of the most important things to learn in life is how to pick your battles.

don't
request to be put on team Trump
lie and say you already early voted

LARP as a socialist and write the paper. Use it to slyly highlight how Hillary is basically a fucking communist

Here is how they do this job in authoritarian regimes OP:
Complain about all the things that Hillary does (except claim Trump does these things)
Praise all the things Trump does (except claim Hillary does these things)

Explain how you, as a white nationalist, support Hillary for her policies.

Raising the minimum wage will put more spics and nigs out of work meaning more Mexicans will be forces to go back and nogs will stay an oppressed and dependent underclass.

Her stance on abortion means more aborted black kids, keeping their population from growing, and keeping our streets safe.

Her tax policy will mean no social mobility so any darkies rising out of poverty will get taxed out of the upper class and always remain lower middle while white tax dodgers with their Jew accountants stay ultrawealthy creating a defacto white-run aristocracy.

This is why you will never be remembered. Glory is handed to a few.

But Brutus is an honorable man

Nobody is going to remember you for failing a college assignment.

This is what you have to do to be remembered from your time in college:
youtube.com/watch?v=PhFvZRT7Ds0

Its a debate not an autism showroom.

So you suggest making this last stand in a stupid ass college class?

Yawn, continue being the opposite side of the SJW coin you shitposting stereotype.

>can be negative
Sounds like Sup Forums already wrote it for you sir, just take facts from the archive.

For example, talk about Lincoln diverting the railroad through his lands to make a shitload of money but he accomplished great things by freeing the niggers blah blah blah or some shit.

Keep the course that she's a corrupt cunt subtly but try to justify it.

This. Also push open borders, Obamacare (higher premiums are a small price to pay to ensure people are not dying the streets), etc.

Play to her strengths.
Being a complete war hungry monster

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Have fun

Easy, make the point how we need to attack russia. Make the class see how she wants to start ww3 with her deluged stances on russia. Maybe draft the daughters thrown in

Think back to Operation /Bi/pol/ar/

Bring them to heel
Supporting DOMA
etc.

College its a practice ground, there are ways he can support Trump even if he has to work for the other side. Just like in real life which situations are fucking complex to even decide what to do.

I suggested this
OP needs to outplay the game and still get the fucking grade.

Pretend you are a far left bernout and talk about how you support Clinton's policy of seizing the means of production and the creating of a dictatorship of the proletariat

Be supportive of her stance with the Islamic Terror.. I mean, Peaceable Muslim communities, especially her ties to Saudi Arabia. Be as snarky and as cynical possible (in tone) if delivering a speech.

This, there are ways to spin this in your favor, if you are decent at it you can easily spin a negative to sound like a positive in such a way that a person perceives the positive as still being a negative.

Literally blame everything on Russia. Then say that Clinton is stronger than Trump because she's deathly sick and continues to campaign. Support this with
>her neurologist that followers her around
>her collapses
>mention her old doctor (that happened to commit suicide with 3 shots ect..)

Say that she is also a business woman and then show her dealings with foreign countries.

Say that she knows the inter workings of our military better by mentioning how she knew our nuclear response time (vid of her spouting it at the debate)

Literally all you have to do is find the corrupt and stupid shit about her and spin it into a positive using liberal logic. Of course, anyone with half a brain will just see how fucking bad she is.

fucking this. hilarious

Take the same approach as twitter.com/OnMessageForHer
Pretend to support her while taking jabs at her.

Say she'll finally end the russian threat because she is a strong woman who will not refrain from military action

Its funny but it will destroy his social status, sarcasm is for jokes at a parties not for a debate.
>As a white nationalist
Yeah no.

This guy gets it.

Think of debunked CTR arguments and then don't debunk them, throw some shit in there about vaginas giving magical presidential powers and sprinkle some stuff about her time as Pres. Bill Clinton's rape accusation shield on there, something about "she stick wit hur man senpai, shiiit thatsa gud bitch."

What we have thus far
Going as snarky and passive aggressive as possible. Going under the guise of equality, we are discussing the draft our daughters and the women for president notion. Warmonger via american military glory is another point. Doing well?

It's easier to say negative things about Trump than to say positive things about Clinton, so I say go smear.

Write the report as Helen Keller and the only way you could vote for Hillary is by being deaf, blind, dumb

FOUR PAGES PAPER

1.MAKE
2.AMERICA
3.GREAT
4.AGAIN

we appreciate your efforts, but youre doing a shit job, OP.

Satire.

Vehemently defend 9 month abortions. Call your opponents "russian spies".

>Remarkably still alive

KEK

Wtf this is political indoctrination

Ironically support her. Take the position you are a globalist elite and her policies help you get rich. Redpill the shit out of your professor.

...

Don't do it and take the lumps. At least you'll have your self-respect.