You're told that your in for a big surprise. You walk into the room and see this. What do you do?

You're told that your in for a big surprise. You walk into the room and see this. What do you do?

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Shitpost.

Turn around and leave. Sneaky style.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Oh hell no, I am not getting on that black leather couch again. Turns out there was no real "job".

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I would say, Hello Madam president, even if she lost, just to make her feel good.

No snacks?

This is a surprise...

Knockout game

...

Grab the coke on the table. I'll still keep drinking that garbage!

Get the fuck out of there. This looks like one of those scenes in a movie where the villain explains to someone why they're about to murder them. Just the expression on her face makes me feel like somebody's ready to put two in the back of my head.

>Oh shit, am I sex slave nao?

do a 360 and walk away

snag that diet coke and moon walk the fuck outta there

As is the plan :^)

360ยบ lol american education

Start shouting Hillary for prison and marching in circles.

kek

>thatsthejoke.jpg

>Perrier

become a martyr

Welcome to the memes, newfag.

Commit "suicide"

r u the shota poster

Getting the F out. I know how this one ends

hello newfriend. stay a while, maybe learn some interesting customs. and above all else, shut the fuck up.

I wish I was this new.

What? I will do as I always do:

"Ms. Future president Clinton, I have sent you the email you were asking for, we are so happy to work with you in the Mossad"

Come on I'm just breakin your balls here
no need ta' get fuckin fresh.

Oh wow

>Implying it wasn't bait faggets

Eat her ass

there was nothing we could do

>I was only pretending to be retarded
You ok Moor?

I would say that you are a faggot because you were pretending to be retarded, but I dont know anymore. Its all part of the meme.

Is this real life?

Run like a motherfucker cause that bitch eat people

AND DERE'S NUUUTHING WE COULD DO

IDK Texas

Make sweet love to her, who cares about her emails.

Just found Sup Forums this morning?

Enjoy your stay.

She looks like she needs a hug.

Yeah my friend, I read on r/the_Donald this was a good place for memes.

Run away. I'd fear for my life being alone with Hillary.

>merely pretending

>tfw whiteboi in america

you were a little outta line yourself

Kill myself by inexplicably starting to bench 450 pounds out of the blue

Hi newfag

360 no scope the cunt of course. As if you needed to ask you fucking shekels grabbing kike.

Turn 360 degrees and piss on her leg.

Chelsea looks so Jewish

>He fell for the bait

kek

>replying to the triple bait

Draw my CC and execute her for treason before she can spill more state secrets.

>Implying my reply wasn't bait
Lurk more

Point at her and gives out a heartily laugh.


>diet coke!?

Wait for her to hand me a golf club and ask would you kindly

now go home n' getcha fuckin' shinebox

She's so disgusting I can't even joke about raping her.

>implying he wasnt baiting
you must be 18 to post here

Seduce and FOCK her

>nice white power suit, Hillary
>*shakes can of diet coke*
>sure would be a shame if someone culturally enriched it
>*spray coke all over her*
>oh look, now its multicultural colored, wow

burn the witch

She's just as fat in front as she is in back.

Fucking basketball in a Dr. Evil suit. No wonder Bill can't fuck her.

>Make her feel good, even if she lost.

Maybe she would introduce me to Huma, and get down with a threesome. I'd fuck Hilldawg, if it meant getting Huma.

I bet you don't even own a fingerbox.

kek nice one

Bill looks so handsome, why did he choose to have a 6/10 wife?

10/10 Noob just derailed the thread nice going newbs.

underrated