Say something nice about this state

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Great place to exile the seedy and treacherous Red Indian races.

The waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain.

You keep the sun off my head well.

It's better than Arkansas.

t. Tulsan

A tornado's 'home sweet home'.

>wind comes right behind the rain
not
>wind comes sweeping down the plains

is this a berenstain/berenstein thing?

ot: Meth is readily available

Indian insurances can pay crazy shit

Tulsan here as well, wanna get together and fug?

Only state that had every county vote against Obama...twice

The cops only steal from you if you *look* guilty.

This is my state and i fucking love it here. I've been to about 35 states in this country and Oklahoma is just friendly as fuck.

We have issues, like a fucked up crooked ass bitch ass governor and an extremely religious right wing congress but hopefully we're on our way to changing that November 8th.

Kevin Duran......wait

It's next to Texas..

"you look like a Keytar"

There's plenty of fags here, I'm sure you'll make do.

Your state points at New Mexico like it did something wrong

It looks like a meat cleaver

What's it like not living in Oklahoma City?

BEST STATE IN THE NATION AND MOST CONSERVATIVE, FUCK YEAH OKLAHOMA

It better then Wichita, and 1/16 Cherokee's make cute looking girls.

You're mixing it up with the previous line.

Lived in OKC until I was 25.

Tulsa is pretty much half the size of OKC with just as much money and better land, that's about it.

Everywhere else sucks though.

Mike Gundy is cool.

It's not Texas or California so I know nothing about it.

Eh, it's pretty okay. The seasons suck since there are only like 3-4 of the 12 months were it feels nice outside. People can be pretty friendly. Oklahoma is in its own little bubble, shut off from the rest of the states. Housing is cheap too. Just don't live in Moore or a giant ass tornado will come through every decade or so and turn it into Less again.