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What the FUCK went wrong?

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Kill yourself liberal scum.

You're a pretty fucking stupid cunt you know that?

cmon be nice we're a peaceful board

FUCKING

Are trucks banned in France yet?

It's full of French people.

France was always shit; their Monarchy was decadent and Absolutist; their Republics were decadent and chaotic.

he got stds from Prussian 'princesses'

whoa, its the ENGLISH again

Napoleon was Italian.
France has always been pussies.

Everything went according to the plan. The Napoleonic wars allowed (((certain parties))) to gain further control of the then great powers of Europe.

>France
>on their fifth republic

>USA
>still on their first

suck it, pierre. I'll be taking your remaining white women, too.

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France is always idealist about how little everyone else is butthurt by how superior They are in Art, Civilization, Culture, and Warfare. They are to good to regard pety vocation as an entirely existential and always immediately urgent 'matter'.

You liberals socialist cunts can FUCK OFF, if you're leader isn't on the throne by the grace of God you aren't even a real country

>This kills the frog

Napoleon was based, but like Alexander, great mortal men do not live forever. They have to create a self-sustaining system to continue after their death, which is easier said than done.

Does it snow in France?

rarely

jews

I knew you guys were niggers if you don't get at least a foot of snow in your country you're not white

What went wrong? He blew the fuck out of the entirety of Europe and it was those miserable faggots in the UK who financed unending wars against him because muh monarchy.

>rarely
Come now not evryone lives in Marseille Pierre

i grew up in Nice and Paris

>Paris

I'm so sorry

Hmm, let me guess. Russia?

t. Ahmad bin al Parisi

This most recent generation

Millennial degeneract hit here harder than any other country

On the plus side, religion is next to dead here and we've still got an emphasis on art and philosophy in education that beats out just about every other country. That's beginning to die down though, thanks to millennials and terrible immigrant cultures.

Not enough polish soldiers for wars.

thanks brother

>tfw you're not a kafir

>their Monarchy was decadent
How? Name a single degenerate french king.

>Napoleon was Italian.
Italy exists since 1861 my uneducated fat friend.

War of 1812

socialism

Meh, honestly we are the most powerful european country (military), our economy isn't going so bad, we are just lazy fucks and most of our people fall for the transatlantic/globalist propaganda. Being patriotic is now shameful unfortunately.

We just need a strong leader who will get our shit together.

As an murikan that learned more about ancient african "people" in public school than relevant european history, how am I supposed to learn about Napoleon? What is an honest book that won't shit all over Napoleon for being a le ebul dictator?

Napoleon and the Francs were German

Germanic*

Germans = people from germany

Germanics = people speaking a germanic language (norwegian, swedish, dutch, standard german, dialectic germans like alsatian)

Napoléon wasn't germanic for sure.

He was Corsican, spent the first years of his life in Corsica, and was bullied when he eventually moved to French military school. Napoleon's name is Italian and his classmates mocked it all the time

>his classmates mocked it all the time

Just banter

There were no Italians and Germans until 1861 and 1871?

>unending wars against him
The Napoleonic wars were no different than all the Europoor feudal wars for the past 1000 years. The powers that be funded him until he was no longer a useful idiot then sent him out on the Russian tundra to die, which is never an original idea. On his death bed in prison he was cursing the Jesuits until they finally shut him up with the poison cup.

>How? Name a single degenerate french king.
Henry III

WE

Italians cant handle french bants

>We just need a strong leader who will get our shit together.
Is Marine Le Pen taken seriously at all? Or do you hope for someone else?
\don't know much about French politics

>On the plus side, religion is next to dead here
Why do the French think that's such a great thing? Why is there so much indifference or hostility towards Catholicism among French now?

Motherfucking Louis XV

heh, of course not. Vlad III was romanian for you?

wtf you call that degenerate?

Note that everyone knows Louis XIV and Louis XVI, but not the fucking XV...

Seriously the most famous degenerate kings were not french.

>You liberals socialist cunts can FUCK OFF, if you're leader isn't on the throne by the grace of God you aren't even a real country

>wtf you call that degenerate?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France#Sexuality

Ok, I know this is going to get drown in the shitty b8 posts, but here's the serious answer.

The Great War.

youtube.com/watch?v=6iGEiY6wvDo

France has never recovered physically, and most importantly spiritually from the cataclysm of the 1st World War. Millions of dead, countless more maimed and nothing to show for it.

Patriotism, the clergy, liberalism, the very of idea of France itself were all upended. All the noble and great ideas that made France the "Idea with the sword" were questioned, and no proper answer was found before the Great Depression and the 2nd World War struck. France hadn't even recovered and again more social strife and chaos.

Then Algeria, Indo-China, Francafrique, and always more socialism, more agent provocateurs and soviet espionnage.

Ma douce France... I hope they wake up before it's too late. France is worthy of survival.

The trauma of World War 1 took away a lot of their confidence and national pride. They, along with the other western nations, then experienced a gradual slide to the left that basically culminated recently.

But I feel a change coming...

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Abolition of the monarchy

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France#Sexuality
user, that was more than common at that time. Women were considered like tools to produce descendants within the aristocracy.

>>gives example of degenerate king
>that doesn't count, they were all just as degenerate
Never change France.

No but if the only decadent side of the guy was his homosexuality, that's super light.
I was thinking more of that kind of king : fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_(roi_d'Espagne)

14/07/1789

> no coal
> no oil
> industrial revolution

May 1968.

It's just what happens when all the real men die in 2 of the bloodiest wars in mankind's history.

Add that to the fact that over 10% of France's population is Muslim, well, you can see how it turned into a shit hole.

CAN A DA
CAN A DA
CAN A DA
IS NUMBER ONE

He's not our leader HM Queen Elizabeth II is
Is cuckdoodoo on our money? No he is not! It's the Queen

Delet

Delet (our kingdom was better than yours)

>his country is independent because of "pussies"

topkek, delet

Delet

French food wasn't even good until Italians took over the court with the Medicis and brought real food and chefs (ie Italian) into the country.

They attacked Portugal.

She doesn't really lead you though. She's just on your money and occasionally visits.

Indeed, Polish lancers were amongst the best men who ever served Napoleon during the Napoleonic Wars, brave and loyal till the very end. The sad thing is, we don't pay tribute to them or even to Napoleon anymore.

Kek, ever been to France? I dont mean Paris nor Marseille

No it's part of our culture

Tried to invade Russia.
Spent too much invading Portugal.

That's because you have no history

have noted that Henry had many famous mistresses, that he was well known for his taste in beautiful women, and that no male sex partners have been identified. They have concluded that the idea he was homosexual was promoted by his political opponents (both Protestant and Catholic) who used his dislike of war and hunting to depict him as effeminate and undermine his reputation with the French people

Americunts cannot read kek

Russia saw what Portugal did with scorched Earth and guerrilla warfare and did the same, except over much much longer stretches of land.

Based Duke of Wellington.

>falling for this meme
The royal family actually bring in several times what it costs to keep them, by the way.

And our republican revolution was a sham anyway because the problems we were having were not from King George III anyway, but from Parliament.
The leaders of the revolution knew this and made it about the monarchy and the king anyway, because they wanted to reinvent society in the way they wanted it based on their "intellectual" coffee shop conversations. The Enlightenment was just another name for Occult Masonic Intellectual Insurgency.

After Napoleon : Jews

WE WUZ GENERAL WINTER N' SHEIT

This, sadly things went worse in France when our kikes did their revolution

Why is all french porn filthy anal dominatrix shit.

Are they really that liberal with sex? It's literally all of their porn.

Winter only kicked your ass on the way back.

And Portuguese winters are 10ºC. Hardly a problem. What you were was arrogant, and thought that if you bullied our kings you could bully our people, and that we'd be as dumb as the Spaniards to just let you walk in and take control of everything willingly.

Napoleon was a cuck that spread left wing egalitarian ideas around Europe and emancipated the Jews, thus France is basically directly responsible for everything bad in the world today.

probably nothing, its the propaganda that keeps real french hidden and show only the (((french))) for political power as a reason

its only up to people themselves to not let themselves to be played by the kikes

You know he's right, right? The Republic made France soft with it's Liberty, Equality, Fraternity.

The French are still trying to live by that motto in the year 2016 and they are trying to give it to shitskins.

This.
At least one here gets it.
USA, best french investment since 1776, anglos forever BTFO.

>implying we weren't already the best warriors in Europe before him

Napoleon was the pinacle of French might, but we already dominated european battlefields long before him
What Germany is seen as badass for having done twice, we did for centuries

>Divide and conquer bullshit again.

Can't we just stop this kind of discussion please?

Hey, that's what Monsieur Junot said!

>>falling for this meme
How's it a meme?
>And our republican revolution was a sham anyway
What, you mean Freemason bankers and slaveowners weren't really all about liberty and equality? Scandalous!

>This most recent generation

No you fucking cretin the 1968 generation was the worst. They brought in the niggers and arabs and invented the multicult. The 68ers are the worst generation in Europes recorded history. Europe killed itself with WW1 and for good with ww2. The millenialls were born into the ruins how did you think they would turn out?

Monarchies are the most perverted form of rule. Birth entitles you to nothing.
Hard labour and strife through life makes you great, being born as if you are meant to rule by mere birth makes you lazy and weak.
No French king can compare himself to Napoleon, who expanded France to it's peak, tried to dejew the jew, and hit against the whoresons in the Vatican.
Likewise, no German monarch compares to Hitler in terms of fame or infamy, neither can any Russian emperor compare himself to Stalin.

This

Napoleon: a life

They eat frogs. Kek was not pleased.

Based Poland

Napoleon, Hitler, and Stalin were pretty terrible rulers. Napoleon was a good general, Hitler was a charismatic speaker, and Stalin was a shrewd political chessmaster, but none of them were good at actually governing.
Monarchy's not my ideal, but it generally works fine, if children are groomed from a young age to be the successor. They become decadent when the royal court becomes too sheltered from the rest of the world. The main benefit of monarchy is, so long as there's no succession crisis, they're pretty politically stable, since the ruler doesn't have to compete for his position. The best monarchs seem to be ones who choose good chancellors or chief ministers to rule for them, and they usually seem to make that choice better than democracies do.

Masonry.

Holy 7's. Checked.