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>ywn enjoy a comfy country christmas with Superman and his ultra-tolerant family

>it's a supes still believes in santa episode

Santa is probably the least unbelievable concept in the DC Universe.

Besides, aren't they neighbors? Or is the Fortress of Solitude in the south pole, I honestly don't remember.

Plus he trolls Darkseid every year.

Explain

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I love super heroes getting back down to earth and just chilling.

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This is why I feel Morrison dropped the ball when he decided to follow the golden age and kill off the kents

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Is there a hero as lonely as Batman?

>GL and Hawkgirl have bar fight christmas and bond
>very next episode, she betrays them

Kek

Thanks user, have to save this masterpiece!

yes, and he's also batman
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Close, they're relatives

He can always watch ‘It's a Wonderful Life’ with Dick and Alfred.

Why is this show so top-tier

>Batman begged for monitor duty on Christmas to be all alone at the Watchtower

>later in the episode we see superman up late trying to peek into his presents
>his parents still wrap them in lead

fuck this show was so good

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He doesn't want others to see him cry like a bitch.

>"Nobody has avoided my Omega Beam... except Flash, Batman... and Santa."

>ma and pa kent lead line their presents
>she leaves out oreos
It was the little things

>he shakes his hand a little bit after hitting the doorframe

That is some top-tier attention to detail.

>maybe they sent me

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That is gosh darn cute. My God, that was lovely.

Does this guy really believe that his parents would approve or even allow him to be a vigilante? His father would never approve it.

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But Santa is totally real in DC.

The Question doesn't even have a Robin.

Am I the only one who found this image hilarious?

Are there pages missing? Feels like there are pages missing. Are you gonna post the rest?

>No-El
That's cheeky as fuck goddamn.

2:13

Oh that's where that screenshot comes from.

DC Holiday Bash issue 3
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It's moments like this that make me really like supes, his genuine care for his friends/others and a slightly sillier disposition with his family and loved ones. Same with bats here showing that he's more than an unkillable asspulling meme, but an actual character with troubles and emotional conflict that helps us understand his drive. Why do comics and adaptations have to be so edgy these days, I miss campy, fun, and heartwarming superhero stories, you can still have emotional depth, maturing, and interesting characters without the visuals aesthetic being that of a fucking abandoned warehouse. Superheroes are supposed to show us the best of humanity and what we should strive to be, not some pseudo-intellectual interpretation of the world no doubt influenced by an 8th grade understanding of basic political philosophy. Where's the comfy? Where's the heart? Where's the heroes?

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what's funny about sitting in the nude and petting a cat?

>No-El
I have the dumbest smile on my face right now

Thanks mate.
That was actually pretty good.

Looks kinda sad and lonely.

>on christmas morning i like to strip down to the nude, get in front of the window, and stroke my pussy

he's always naked
the suit is part of his skin

Read it in his voice

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This episode was so heartwarming.

>No-El

Bloody brilliant

Santa is a dick for going to give him coal when it ends up getting that guy horribly disfigured.

The people of Apokolips love being treated like shit by Darkseid anyway

>let me sing you the song of my people

How the hell does Sup Forums keep getting into my search history? I was just watching this special today.

You leave it open. We fap to the same porn

Santa is canon in DC, you doorknob.

I want this to be real!

The Kents are too pure for this world.

Batman is canonically observed to be a bit unhinged in even the most lighthearted and campy renditions of his universes. It's not about whether or not his parents would really approve, but that he sort of needs to believe they would.

Superman isn't as fun if his parents are dead.

Did they ever address how Clark feels about moving to a universe where the Kents died?

>No-El

The ABSOLUTE Madmen!

>Invites shirtless space alien to his parent's house for christmas
>They don't even mind, get him present

Fucking damn, Supes really is the ideal american.

Goddamned that's even better than Koln-El

Most movie makers and comic artists nowadays are afraid that making stuff comfy and wholesome will somehow devalue the worth of the art and make it "childish" in their eyes, its kind of a fault in postmodernism in a whole as it can't let somethings be just what they are and not deconstruct and insert some deeper meaning into every last thing.

I agree. Everyone these days seems so desperate to make some kind of statement, rather than just enjoying things for what they are.

gaiman's interpretation is his mom would probably reluctantly support(if the ghost of his mom is 100% her) him but his dad according to the button would probably disapprove

Nah man.
Some postmodernist masturbation can be fun and good if done right but this is just a problem that has always existed not just with postmodernism.
Humans just don't know what moderation is in general and don't know there is a time and place for everything.

It fits entirely that Marvel's Santa Claus story is the Avengers beating him up and DC's Santa story is him winning against Darkseid.

nothing is better than Koln-El, but it is very close

I miss this. I really do.
Back when things were pure and innocent. Truly, these were the halycon days.

>Guy fills the whole door with his mass
>pullover is still too big
How can Ma Kent fuck up this much?

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You try and knit based on pictures in the paper and you're son's descriptions and see how well that goes

Oh, I don't mind it being the wrong size. But seriously? Too large?

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>You will never enjoy Superman meeting Frosty
>Telling Rudolf that it's okay to be different
>Or stopping Ralphie from shooting his eye out

Did you ever see the Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special? It's mostly just the old UV, but some parts are highly amusing.

Bad sweaters have the power to make everything go wrong.

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Batman hates christmas

"Yeah ma, he's absolutely huge, towers over everyone!" Clark says, prompting Martha to decide that his friend is clearly much, much larger than a large human.

>>it's a supes still believes in santa episode
>Santa is canon in DC, you doorknob.
Santa is canon in both Marvel and DC. It's just that in DC he is a god, while in Marvel he is a near invincible Mutant.

I agree, I love me some Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman, but it seems like many comic makers seem to try to imitate them and make every comic a deep statement about nature of man.

>Kara is out skiing with Barbara
Even their excuse for not including certain characters is cute

The Kents are so fucking adorable.

Dammit Sup Forums I don't have the time to re-watch all of justice league but this video made me do it anyway!

>"we come back here, have christmas dinner, and watch It's a Wonderful Life"
>"you know, I've never seen that, I can never get past the title"
:(

I feel like I just got really fucking high and shotgunned an entire gallon of something that's really, really weird.
>I am the king of snowballs."

That's the modern Marvel sense of humor, all right.

>2017
>doubting Santa's existence

>You look thin
I know it's a mom thing to say but DCAU Clark is built like a fucking brickhouse.

>Namor in the Illuminati
>Reed Richards there
>Charles Xavier there
>Tony Stark there
>Dr Strange is an old man

That comic is at least a decade old.

W101 is an insane fever dream.

how would YOU balance his powers?