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Do you think they're finally going to get it over with and just fuck already?

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I hope they continue to write Beth as an irredeemable bitch, so Jerry can win for once in his life. But I do think almost everyone in this show is a piece of shit. Mortys losing his innocence

Given the context of the "Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures" line, it might actually be foreshadowing father-daughter incest.

I want them to fuck so badly

>Mortys losing his innocence
I hope he is still pure when he becomes a sociopath.

Dude. Rick finds the idea of sex with SUMMER disgusting, let alone Beth.

Beth is a lot more attractive than Summer

He's too busy having his balls licked by Morty.

soooo the new one is callde ABC of Beth sooo she is going to die? rigth?

No she is going to passionately have sex with Rick

...

but its just like the ABC of deaths movies.

>you know what beth,i went on a whole rant to jerry about what he did to you,but now im on his side. You ARE a bitch.

>And I'm leaving forever. Again. For the second time.

Kill yourseld, Sup Forumsedditor

maybe President Morty has her assassinated somehow at the end, leading into the confrontation in the next episode

the had lee hardcastle working on the trailers so it kinda makes sense

thats stupid af

Moar

the last episode title is based on the manchurian candidate.

someone important is going to die

no it wasn't. it's only vaguely similar.

but nobody matters in r&m they go out of their way to explain this.

>Mortys losing his innocence
A jellybean took his innocence several years ago.

Rick has never shown any interest in Earth women besides Beth's Mom

Dude, love is just a chemical reaction! XD

This, he even said "gross" to the elbow grease comment and when Beth misused the word squanch and said "I squanch my family" both Rick and Squanchy looked at her like she was a freak

I don't know, but something major will happen to her.

I mean Jerry meets a new woman in this episode as well so it is kind of over for this Beth at least.

And Rick did say that he has infinite daughters in every universe, as long as he can reach and pull another Beth to fill the role of his daughter and keep his sanity and pain in check, he can manage.

Always wondered what was so special about Beth's mom that he went and fell for her enough to marry her and later when it fell apart how awful was it that he never married again and decided not to go through that shit again.
Rick just says that to justify his emotions and decisions and to discourage Morty to end up in a shitty marriage or relationship.

But Rick is as much a slave to love as everyone else.

people still watch this shit?

>Beth is a bitch because she can't handle adult life and just wants to have Daddy come in and give her the reprieve she desperately wants (in every sense of the word) so she can leave her responsibilities behind and have her dad be her lover & caretaker, but she knows doing so would be wrong on an infinite number of levels so she has no way to cope with her desires and lashes out at the people around her.

And yet he wanted a stadium full of men who resembled his father to cheer him on as he had sex with the host-body of his on/off GF.

Is it hard to have a decent fucking artstyle for adult cartoons? Fuck me.

>when will they fuck?
Where does this incest fetish come from?

Better than squidbillies

Welp, the title of this ep. is a pun on "The ABC's of Death".

What son doesn't want their father's approval as he paraglides his penis into his girlfriend vagina, while wearing a Uncle Sam suit. Weirdo.

We just want it to be more mainstream. For a friend of ours.

Actually he had sex with a football field full of redheads not one woman.

Damn it Justin stop pitching incest plots

Beth is a bitch.

don't count on that
>"f-for a friend of mine"

No they have woman writers now user Beth is gonna be a bitch but she is also gonna be always right and makes up for it because she is a beautifull woman

Those digits.

Checked

welp cant argue with quads.

Get off the internet, Jerry.

>doing so would be wrong on an infinite number of levels
In an infinite number of universes its gotta be right in one of them

There is one confirmed universe where a Rick and Morty are in a loving relationship. Of course, Justin never did say if they're boinking, or just happy with each other and can't imagine having anyone else.

>doc and mharti

Haha

Yeah, because women never hate other women right? Faggot.

>Am I evil?
>No you're smart

Reminder that Rick and morty fags are the newest of new fags

get ready for incoming threads where Sup Forums blames female writers for anything and everything

Mega?

would rick and beth fucking finally kill the show or would it make cartoon incest porn a normie fetish

Let me tell you something right now. Jerry will never win. This episode only proves that. You thought this would be a Beth-centric episode, but it derailed into another jab at Jerry. I'm not saying Beth will never get her comeuppance, though it's unlikely, but Jerry will never know lasting peace

So we are to believe that Beth took the the Adventure way out and that Beth in the end was a Clone?

That was really stupid.
Now all thats wrong with Beth has been fixed by the "nona dis matters" philosophy but Jerry is still a useless cunt.
Also since when wanting people dead is a part of being smart? It just means you are fucked up.

>they continue to write Beth as an irredeemable bitch
They will.
>so Jerry can win for once in his life
They won't.
They've established since pretty early that the two of them are shitty parents and kind of shitty people, and they've only gotten Flanderized since then.

>you're a sexist beta male and a racist!

I thought they were shooting down that "Being smart means being nihilistic" nonsense at the end of the Pickle Rick episode. Having Rick still espouse that, and have a monologue devoted to it now feels like backsliding, like a tacit endorsement of that by the writers.

The show shot that down, but Rick still believes it. He just blew the therapist and her thoughts off.

nobody listened to the end monolouge, they intentionally chose a monotone chink to do it who had been established as a 'shit eating therapist' who clearly just told people what they wanted to hear for highway robbery prices
rick was blatantly right, psychology is a scam and the pills and advice they give are meant to make you a slave to the jew

>who clearly just told people what they wanted to hear
If Rick believes what he says at the end of this episode, then being told his intelligence=misanthropy-and-nihilism philosophy is bullshit is not what he wanted to hear. And Beth didn't want to hear that her relationship with her father was unhealthy. In fact, you reading that episode as the therapist telling them what they wanted to hear is the dumbest and most bizarre misinterpretation of a plot point I've ever read.

I suppose. I guess I'm just getting tired of what a static character Rick is.

infinte Ricks, infinite Beths

I'm sure it's not a big deal

well i mean they set up through symbolism that the 'shit eating therapist' who switches her signs to take in people is clearly just a liar like all psychs, and they constantly make references about how much the session cost and no 'progress' is made with the family so obviously she was either shit at her job or her job is to be shit so that people come back

the shrink i used to be forced to see was the same way just bullshitted me and kept trying to sell me pills

also the ending of pickle rick was creepy fucking father-daughter sexual tension that doesnt even need to be delved into that shit needs to be destroyed the end goal of the new season of rick and morty and game of thrones is to get people into incest porn

rick and beth will fuck at the end of the season and morty will witness it creating cartoon incest-cuck porn that the normie masses will eat like all the rest of the slop those worthless pigs are fed

More like Morty and Rick are going to fuck while Beth watches it.
>an adventure isn't an adventure without Morty

>the shrink i used to be forced to see was the same way just bullshitted me and kept trying to sell me pills
It sounds like your personal history is getting in the way of interpreting the show based on what's actually there.

who would fuck who tho
ricks dick is probably broke cause hes an old drunk so seems like mortys gotta fill rick up with his pure young seed
yeah fuck you pussies like you are why they tried to put me on meds

Did anyone find Rick and Jessica's interaction strange in this ep?

Like, why does Jessica know about Rick being able to get new Mortys? Why does Rick/Jessica have each others phone number and call each other over Morty? Why was Rick so quick to call her a lying bitch in an agressive way instead of a calm way? Almost as if he was quick to snap at her from knowing her for a while?

did Evil Morty go evil because he found out Rick was fucking Jessica? Is this why Rick is so dismissive of Morty's feelings for Jessica and tries to get him Mermaid Puss, so that if he finds out he won't go batshit on Rick?

Also Harmon's political bullshit is poisoning the show's comedy

>yeah fuck you pussies like you are why they tried to put me on meds
Okay, maybe come back to this conversation when you've worked that out for yourself.

the only way to salvage this is if it turns out beth is a clone later

Ah shit I forgot that was tonight, ah well it honestly looked like it was going to be the worst episode of the season to be honest.

so at the end was it a clone or was it the real Beth?

Thats the mystery.

it was a clone they killed real beth, now rick has a fake he can rape mercilessly and send video to jerry

wubalubadubdub burrrrprppp

Maybe she gets killed, but she is a clone

at that moment I started to believe in the "reddit and morty" meme
that and "closet racist beta male" really soured the episode. Also the kids are acting reallt out of character and indifferent this season. I did not like them at all in this episode

Reading too much into it dude.

everyone who isn't getting off on the 'meta' of Rick's nihilism is.

you need conflict, Rick has no genuine conflicts, he solves everything instantly and effortlessly, he's only caught offguard at best.

It would be hilarious

It really does boggle my mind that Rick is so smart that he can't think of a reason to live or a way to be happy. And no, don't tell me selfishness makes him happy, it's left him devoid of meaning and chasing one drug-infused high after another to just maintain a state of neutral.

there was no indication either way. Pretty stupid plot thread to just leave it hanging like that

I guess we may or may not find out in a future episode when they make another Beth-focused episode.

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rick isnt actually smart though hes reddit smart hes just vapid attention whore with delusions of grandeur

He's just a big tsundere grandpa.

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I love seeing tsunderes getting mindbroken.

Sorry bro, President Evil Morty isn't in the season finale, its the black president guy from the Schwifty episode.

>You're a closet racist and a beta male sexist!
>More fucking divorce garbage

This show really is fucking trash now

why wouldn't tommy want to go back home? why was tommy not freaking the fuck out at the sight of LITERALLY THE FIRST HUMANS HE'S SEEN IN 20ish YEARS? why would Rick make a kid playground and not make the trees candy or something in case the kid gets hungry in there?

I fucking knew as soon as rick said the "No you're smart!" to beth, that anons would throw a fit. And holy shit did yall not disappoint.

I don't even know why reddit is still used as a pejorative here, when the lot of you are just as easily triggered as any snowflake from there. Different sides of the same coin.

We'll find out in 10 mins

Maybe Rick told Beth that he was going to do it, but he just knocked her unconscious then told her the real Beth was going on an adventure when in reality nothing changed.

Plots like the citadel plot are basically what killed Doctor Who, though, because how many world ending threats can you exactly face when there's a society that exists with some of the most brilliant minds in science fiction and the most advanced weaponry known to mankind?
>Council calls an impromptu trial for MC who didn't commit the crime
Done by R and M and Doctor Who.
>Council resurrects the previous head of the Council who fucking hates the MC
>Everyone gets zombified and the MC has to save the day
>Council gets taken over by a powerhungry megalomaniac
Happened twice in Rick and Morty already, happened twice and I saw this twice in Doctor Who
>MC becomes the president at the end and decides to run away from the Council
>The underlying division between the faggots who are shit tier and upper class becomes an issue for the Council
Done in R and M. Background in Doctor Who.
>Council kidnaps the MC and forces them to fight in a death match
>Council decides to mindwipe the MC
>Council starts a war and the MC has to pull their ass out of the fire
>Mass extinction event of the citadel and everyone in it
Evil Morty is interesting but all these Council of Rick adventures are going to become samey very quickly.

>mfw already coming to terms with the thought that this season will end in a cliffhanger and it might be a few years before we get the next season

Where tf was her mom at?