Who would win in a fight? Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne?

Who would win in a fight? Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne?

is it possible to get this big?

not for you

Clark.

Bruce Wayne is a pampered rich boy. Kent is a farm raised country man with functional strength.

I think Bruce has some experience with martial arts. That Kent guy has some muscle, but he's a compete oaf

Honestly, how does Clark keep from getting flabby? I get that he has farmboy strength, but he hasn't worked on a farm in years. Why doesn't he transform into a pudgeball?

Bruce Wayne doesn't have any martial arts experience dumb ass, all he does is fuck models and drink and the only reason why he's buffed is because of cosmetic surgery and liposuction. Also Wayne is a pussy bitch who runs in the first sign of trouble.

that pussy ass reporter would get absolutely killed, you know why?
because bruce wayne is batman

>but he hasn't worked on a farm in years
In the fall he uses his vacation days to help his Pa harvest

>Kent is a farm raised country man with functional strength.
but Kent is as clumsy as a teenager downing their first bottle of alcohol . Not to mention Clark doesn't have a single mean bone in his body.

>Implying that a pussy boy like Wayne would fight crime in a faggy batsuit.
Get your fanfic shit out of here.

Maybe he still exercises you know, I know the country is called burgerland but it doesn't mean every single person here eats burgers all day.

Bruce Wayne. Clark Kent is famously a coward despite his farmhand body, and a drunk like Bruce Wayne can probably get pretty aggressive, even if he is a lazy spendthrift..

>Wayne gets his shit pushed in by a cornfed hayseed
>"Ahaha, all in good fun, right, old boy? Capital match, old chum. The better man truly won, old sport."
>go home to his mansion in Malibu or wherever the fuck
>buy the Daily Planet
>fire Kent
>publish an article about how millenials are killing the small-family-owned-farm business, specifically in Smallville

Who's the REAL winner here?

Martha

The most exercise Kent gets is typing articles. Wayne is into all that sports stuff billionaires do when they are picking up hot chicks.

Also, sex with hot chicks.

Mister Wayne would win any fight in court. He has the money for it.

>buy the Daily Planet

He already does own the DP, that's why i only read the Daily Star, say what you want about Lex Luthor but he's truly Metropolis Golden Son.

>Mister Wayne

Go home, Wayne Industries shill.

Bruce is just a pretty boy. He's often run at the any sight of conflict. A bimbo like him would get fucked up by Kent. Kent might be a bumble butt but he's strong. I went to high school with him and knocked a fellow student out cold when playing Football. Of course he quit right after so he's kind of a pussy, but if pushed I think Kent could do some real damage.

But who has the bigger dick

nah i'm pretty sure Bruce work out

I've heard about theses stories, figures that's why Lois Lane keeps him around. With his retard strength he gets the dirty work done.

Bruce is into extreme sports and stuff like racecar driving.

Bruce probably has a small penis, why do you think he buys a shit ton of escorts? It's too overcompensate.

Nah, he doesn't fuck them he use them to cover his pedo-homosexuality. Why do you think he's adopting all these blue eyed black haired boys for ?

Came in to post this. Farm boy would fuck up Wayne's fancy ass.

>I know the country is called burgerland but it doesn't mean every single person here eats burgers all day.

Confirmed for never been to the United States of Burger.

We outlawed all other food as soon as Trump got into office.

Semper Fi.

He's only clumsy because hes in a big city, its culture shock for him. But when push comes to shove hes able to pull it together. Clark avoids these situations though so its rare to see it happen.

Does Kent even have a car? I think he just walks everywhere.

>Owning a car
>In Metropolis
Taking the subway is far easier and faster.

The CIA will probably kill me for leaking this but Clark Kent actually is an international spy.

How...stereotypical

Y'know, with his glasses off, he kind of looks familiar.

I don't think the prince of Gotham needs to buy whores. He could get any woman he wants. Having said that, I seen him a couple times with Selina Kyle and there's rumours that she use to be a whore before she moved up in society.

Martial Arts experience or not, I think we're not considering a big factor here. Bruce is definitely the bigger asshole.

Clark may be stronger, but Bruce will go for the cock-kick or the pocket-sand or whatever cheat move he's got right off.

Bruce. Mother fucker probably carries a gun everywhere since he's a kagillonare and all

How many bodyguards does Wayne have with him ?

Neither, why would brothers fight? They might have been separated at birth but brothers are brothers

>giving a shit about some dumpy reporter

Why tho?

F non meme PBP

Already happened, Matche managed to make the fight take place in an abandoned warehouse. Bruce Wayne lost and went to the hospital, Kent refused to give any declarations to the press.

Ya know? Matches Malone?

They do look a lot alike...
Gimme a few minutes to check some sources.

Captain Hero

Bruce Wayne because he probably has a personal trainer. Kent is just some scrawny newspaper boy.

So checking the Kansas birth records, Clark Kent was adopted.
And there is a rumor going around that the Waynes did have a second child that died in an accident.
Well that's enough for a full investigation. Imagine the headlines, BILLIONAIRE FINDS REPORTER IS HIS LONG LOST BROTHER.
I'll finally get a Pullitzer instead of that bitch Lois Lane winning every year.

Are you really going to bother your ex-boyfriend Bruce Wayne, Vicky?

>Native vs literal illegal alien
Clark Kent has to go back

>HURRR Clark Kent is actually Superman DURRRRR
Here we go again...

Clark Kent doesn't have a birth certificate in any country in the world

>Kent is just some scrawny newspaper boy
The fuck? Kent is like 6'5 and 280 lbs.

He goes to the gym duh. How else did you think he impressed Lois Lane

>Clark Kent
literally who
>Bruce Wayne
What, the daddy's money crybaby who literally runs away the moment something bad happens at his events and isn't seen for the rest of the day? Anybody can beat his ass up.

Smallville resident here, I've only seen Clark being clumsy was when he was hanging out with Lana Lang and the cheer squad

>Always traveling for work
>Keen investigative mind
>Sense of old fashioned country justice

You know, if you throw a cowl on there...

I wonder who could be behind this post

Really? He always seemed shorter.
Must be the slouch

It takes him minutes to fly to his fortress of solitude and he has special weight press machines that deal with his strength.

Fuck, pick up a comic from the 70's already.

He asked about a reporter user. Get your mind off that Superdick

Vicky Vale?

Don´t you have some retarded scheme about paying evil unto innocent people to do?

How far away is Bruce ?
Because the truth is Bruce Wayne is Green Arrow.
Think about it, a rich son of billionaires who were murdered (allegedly) by a hit man on the payroll of the Falcones and Higher Ups of Wayne Enterprises via a Gun.
You're telling me, that years later, there just so happens to be a gadget based super-hero who uses ARROWS, THE ANTITHESIS OF A GUN, who talks all this liberal socialist anti-capitalist shit ?
Its almost as if he knows the evils big corporations like Wayne, Queen and Lexcorp are hiding FIRST HAND.

Plus its a bright green flamboyant costume, and we all know odd Bruce is with all those young men who flock around him.

Bruce

You are retarded, bruce wayne is a cool guy, pic related

I think you're on to something

I also suspect Oliver Queen is Batman.

You've seen how jacked he his from that stint cast away on that island.

Also I would like to mention he lived in a cave all that time, what else lives in caves ?
Bats.
Also it is on record that Queen became an expert hunter and tracker, now look at reports of Batman sightings.

Its said that he stalks criminals from shadows akin to some sort of predator.

That, coupled with his company's funds being able to pay for all those gadgets leads me to feel confident in this theory.

Didn't Clark play football?

Who the hell is Clark Kent? I read about Bruce Wayne in an article once, dude probably has a bodyguard so him.