I CAME LOOKING FOR BOOTY!!!

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You came looking for sex with an underaged boy?

I LIKES YA

Oh naw, I ain't come looking for no little boys
I ain't got no milk, no cookies, nothing. I came looking for man's butt

AND I WANTS YA

YA SOAP DROPPED, NIGGA

WHAT'CHU THINK YOU JUST GON' LEAVE IT DOWN THERE?

Fleece jonson was a man of the people

A...man's butt?

there is something oddly attractive about him, more character wise

Pure conviction and clear motives

im finished!

Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

how terrifying would it be if someone managed to pull this on Chris Handson in this manner?

He keeps a few armed guards with him when he does the show

>implying mere mortals can stop the booty warrior when he sets his sights on his prey
If Fleece Johnson wants him some man ass, then he's getting him some fatherfucking man ass.

Leave the booty warrior, to me.

We'll I don't think we'll be doing anything any kind of way

Ok, I-I see you choosin' the hard way.

Unless its Tom`s Booty

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>Fleece Johnson
I had no idea this nigga was real

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no mr sanitation man
*bends over revealing a dick where my ass should be*

nigga what the fuck?

What's this guy's problem?

He's a warrior.

He's like Trump's pussy grabbing, except his thing is violating men's assholes.

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DUBS!

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I'M MAD

prison rape is a frightening thought alone, and I hope there have been measures taken to prevent these acts of assault, or at least lower the frequency.

In a better world, prison would be used to help rehabilitate our maladjusted citizens so they can return to society better than when they left.

I'M MAD!

>In a better world
In a better country. The US is an oddity that way.

Welp, time to play the "Fuck everything" card

>HE LIKES YA
>AND HE WANTS YA

You should look him up. He turned a man into a woman and has a fucking massive track record of rape.

Fleece Johnson was actually released from prison a couple years ago after serving over 30 years. I wonder what he's up to now.

>US is an oddity that way
Not really, Japan has a bad system too. 99% incarceration rate isn't exactly good.