On a spooky Halloween night somewhere in the USA...
*door bell rings*
*door opens*
>You know what I'm here for, Dahnald
>Just put the skelegates in Caroline's pumpkin bag and there will be no trouble, Dahnald
On a spooky Halloween night somewhere in the USA
Colton Barnes
Levi Parker
>my kids dahnald
>give em some skelegates too
Ryan Adams
Cruz has already came to the light side. He is with us now.
Eli Brown
ARRRG HAND 'EM VOTES OVER DAHNALD
Camden Murphy
Man, Cruz's daughters are so hot.
Xavier Perry
>AWK, HAND OVER THE VOTES
Michael Turner
>not dressing up as Zodiac killer
he had one job
Jeremiah Perry
I actually feel bad for his wife. She didn't deserve it. Seems like a nice family
Christopher Hill
>I wrote a song
>Parody based on: youtube.com
(intro)
Ted Cruz: The delegates were supposed to be mine. In dreams they came. That voice that calls to me and says "Lyin' Ted". And do I dream again, for now I fiiiiiind... the DAAAHNALD of the GOP is there...not inside my mind...
(theme)
Trump: Say my name again, I'll deport yooouu. My power over you, grows stronger yet. And though you say "Leave Heidi.........the hell alone". The Daaaahnald of the GOP is there... as your POTUS.
(theme)
Ted Cruz: Those that have seen your wall, draw back in fear. I am the puuunchline. (Trump joins in) It's me they want.
Both: Ted's rat face and Jeb's guac in one electiiiiooon. The DAAHNAALD of the GOP is there...with Ted's delegaaaates
(chorus): The Daaaaahhhhnaaaald
Ted Cruz: He's there, the small-handed businessmaaan!
(chorus): The Daaaaahhhhnaaaald
Trump: Cry, my Ted of lyin'!......cry, my rat!......CRY FOR ME.........cry, my Ted of lyin'!........CRY FOR ME!
Xavier Wood
>DANALD, TELL ME ? DO YOU BLEED ?
Aaron Sanchez
You must have bad taste in lolis.
They clearly have that trademarked Cruz ratface.
Blake Allen
Kek
Carter Martin
Gotta give it to Cruz. That some good loli material right there.
Jayden Fisher
Tell me, why does he wear the mask?
Asher White
No, but you do.
Carter Phillips
Kek'd and [spoiler]checked[/spoiler]
Justin Perry
kek my fucking sides.
Brayden Ramirez
Top zoz
Julian Lewis
>not even pretending he can run against hillary now
Justin Gray
M I L F
I
L
F
Cooper Harris
The younger onr isn't so good but the older one is some grade-A cunny.
Cooper Foster
>skelegates
a well deserve (you) OP
Angel Powell
...
Jackson Reed
In posts he sang to me
In memes he came
That Cruz that calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I meme again? For now I find
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside my mind
Asher Bennett
DAHNALD
HAND ME THE DELEGATES, OR FACE MY SKELEGATES
THE CHOICE IS YOURS
Jackson Anderson
...
Jacob Clark
Meme once again with me
And digits get
Oh Dahnald give to me
My delegates
And though you hide from me I'm right behind
The Phantom of the Delegates is there
Inside your mind
Hunter Gomez
>skelegates
Angel Jones
That look on the green haired girl.
Has she already met Uncle Joe and his 12 year old daughter?
Chase Peterson
Trick or delegates, Dahnald
David Price
Josiah Bailey
HILLAHRY I'M COMING FOR DAHNALD'S ELECTION
Carter Russell
Delegates or tricks !
Bentley Davis
thank fucking god the kids look like their mom
Brandon Edwards
THE PHANTOM OF THE DELEGATES IS THERE
INSIDE YOUR MIND
Ethan Davis
Crikey ted!
Alexander Anderson
Forgive me Dahnald...
I never meant for it to end like this.
Dominic Thompson
Why don't you take a delegate?
Jackson Rodriguez
lolwut
Nolan Clark
Halloween is the one day of the year he's NOT dressed as the Zodiac Killer.
Austin Hall
one step ahead of you, rat
Grayson Hughes
...
Blake Russell
...
Michael Rodriguez
i made it myself, feel free to tell me to kms
Aiden Wilson
Will you open your wall for me ?
Easton Nguyen
SPIN: what did Amanda Carpenter dress up as for Halloween?
Elijah Robinson
RETURN THE DELEGATES
RETURN THE DELEGATES, DAHNALD, OR SUFFER MY CURSE
Kayden Harris
...
Andrew Adams
Jeremiah Russell
...
Owen Gutierrez
Ooooooooooo! HErro and watashi er Dahnard-san! Skeregates or I seppuku! BUSHIDO!
Hunter Ward
Now that you have come to me here, there can be but one result. Many times I have considered offering to share the position of POTUS with you. I considered offering to accept your oath of service. You might try to buy my trust by giving me Wraithguard, Keening, Sunder and the Delegates. I thought we might once again be friends... comrades... brothers in arms.
Thomas Wilson
>two faced costume
Liam Clark
Phantom of the Opera you diaperbaby
Owen Adams
*attacks the heart*
Thomas Price
I know what Phantom of the Delegates is, leaf
Daniel Wood
...
Henry Butler
This one gets me every time.