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is this by amanda conner?

Art is. Written by Darwyn Cooke before his death. His Before Watchmen issues were pretty on point

>yfw Manhattan doesn't hang dong in Doomsday Clock.

more like Doomsday Cock right

Hardcore /r/ing a complete Before Watchmen storytime.

I do like Amanda Conner's art... but I hate maybe every book she's ever been on.

We had this thread yesterday

PENIS
NEVER
ERECT

That is so not Thundergun, dude.

"I'll bet this would piss my mom off."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the last thing on her mind.

I thought Doc Manhattan had a pretty small penis.

THE AVERAGE PENIS IS 5.5 INCHES DON'T FUCKING GLOAT

>literally every interracial relationship ever

This seems to be the shitpost of the week

It doesn't matter, it was never erect.

Watchmen is the only comic I've ever read. Please tell me this is fan art

I believe it's from those shitty "After Watchmen" comics.

>tfw they're making more Watchmen comics

Why not just walk up to Alan and spit in his face?

It's best to maintain a ten foot distance between you and Alan Moore lest his beard decide to consume you.

It's from one of the "Before Watchmen" series from a few years back

Shitty "Before Watchmen" comics. Shitty "After Watchmen" is to be released shortly.

Thanks, those were the ones I meant.

If the intention was to make SS look dumpy and to make Dr. Manhattan look like a teenage dwarf, I'd say this was an excellent drawing.

Whoever decided to make more Watchmen comics needs to be slapped in the face.

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>Dr. Manhattan took Superman's trunks

I think Cooke should of wrote all of them. The other books were complete trash.

Did Manhattan actually have a leotard in the original?

Some times

Yes. First he was given a bodysuit with a cap, leaving only his face exposed. Over the course of his time as a superhero, he sheds various parts of the costume as his detachment from humanity grows.

He can make it as big as he wants, but when he's just working or trying to talk to someone he keeps it small so it doesn't get in the way or become distracting

Why would she call her mom "my mom" in her own internal monologue?

The page before that one. (who conclude the last issue of Silk Spectre)

why? why are you doing this to us?

by the time i made it to last panel i had the same look on my face

That's a very good observation.

Because regardless of what you think of Darwyn Cooke's art, his writing on Before Watchmen was as shit as everyone else's.

YOU GET IT GUYS?!! SHE JUST SAID SHE WON`T DATE NIGHTOWL WICH IS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE ENDS UP DAITING HIM!!!!!!

what's wrong on that one?
reminder she's supposed to be a 16 years old girl at this point of the story.
pic related is worse.

you are trying too hard Sup Forums

Jeez, wasn't the Silk Spectre one supposed to be one people thought was good?

Also, is that last line an actual thought people have. I don't mean the idea of it, but actually just thinking "I'd bet this make the parents angry." That feels a little too explicit. For a thought. Like someone thinking seriously "I'd bet this food would make me not hungry."

>you are trying too hard Sup Forums
what?

>the eternal Bruce Timm obsession for banana tits

well now I'm going to need more

what about her mom?

Nice acid trip.

Second to last panel looks like they both slipped and fell

Why do people love this artist so much? Be real with me.

Because his art looks nice.

simplistic but detailed.

He has a specific niche that he does very well, which is accompanied by many benefits in regards to legibility.

I'm pretty sure that's not what acid does.

distinct and aesthetically pleasing art style.

it can, but its usually more like a vivid daydream than a realtime hallucination. the trick happens a few seconds afterwards when your addled short-term memory tries to figure out if its remembering something imagined or something that actually happened and pulls up the wrong answer. though that generally only happens when you've been doing weed while on acid

What's with the focus on dicks in watchmen?

kek'd hard at both of these

People who did Before Watchmen thought the best thing to do was getting what was talked about the original comic and turn it up to 11.

because i don't even have to know anything about his work to say that picture you posted is one of a detective

the guy knows his way around the kinds of people that make up batman stories.

I noticed they showed dicks several times but never a vag

that ol double standard

Art style is very much akin to classic comic books but with a more 'animated' approach. Also one of the few cape artists to not just draw musclebeefs in spandex and stone faced women

>Jeez, wasn't the Silk Spectre one supposed to be one people thought was good?
More like the one that wasn't as shit as most of the rest

Dan was the good boy. Laurie a shit

I thought Nite Owl I was good

it's time to shit

>Watch
>Men
It's right in the title, user.

Seconding this. Still mad I missed the original one. I've heard legends about those threads

>he doesn't like the new RAUNCHy comedies coming out of Hollywood like Dirty Grandpa and Baywatch

plus it depends if is "christianed", no idea what you english bros use, with other stuff. It is borderline impossible to buy pure drugs that aren't mixed up with some other shit, and your lucky if it some other drug, and not crystlised engine cleaner or something like that.

Bosom?

This makes me sad.
At least they didn't keep the dong but make it movie size instead of comic size.

Minutemen was the best one.

>black guy
>small dick

who wrote this? some insecure closet stormfag?

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I don't recognize the lady in the bottom right.
Guess I need to reread watchmen.

Oh wait I'm retarded that's manehattens old girlfriend.