South Park

"I'm 13% victim."

Oh boy looks like Tumblr's stance on Genetics is the next target.

youtu.be/gKxtXzAgGew

I'm glad someone's making fun of this shit. Those ancestry commercials are real cringe.

South parks needs more whacky retarded comedy and less fucking politics. Remember the episode where about a goth becoming a Japanese monster and fighting a mechanical actor and singer, not about a kid baking cakes for north korea.

Best episode was free Wilzyx

>sup nigga

Anything is better than the garbage we have had for the last 2 seasons.

>tfw 1/64 Cherokee
>tfw white as a sheet
>still get free health insurance because one drop rule
I almost feel bad about it. Almost.

I can't do anything but laugh because healthcare a shit in this nation.
Also, fuck is that a thing? Because I might legitimately qualify, my ancestors were aztec mercenaries.

>sup nigga
actually lol'd

Depends on the state. In the Carolinas you need to be at least a quarter to qualify but here in the plains you just need one ancestor on the rolls.

>hang out with friends
>friend of a friend is hanging out with us
>zoe quinn looking motherfucker
>I'm not white. I have native ancestry
>looks pale as a ghost

Americans' obsessions with DNA ancestry shit like this is ridiculous, nice to see an episode on it.

I've noticed this. I've got Hungarian blood but I imagine if I went over there and said hey I'm one of you they'd think I was a real cunt.

>getting free shit because of your skincolor
'Merica is truly glorious

The Irish have it pretty bad with dickheads from Boston

It can be if you find the loopholes.

They would, it's annoying as fuck.

>hey user I'm 1/8th Dutch
>clogs amirite
>Amsterdam is amaaaaaaaazing
>proceeds to speak broken German at me

Murricans are of Murrican descent. Nothing wrong with that.

Thats due white americans prostetants have created a culture-less void for themselves.

I never really got the One-Drop Rule. Why are so many white people (even SJW-types) so pessimistic about their European blood? If whites are the master race, then it shouldn't matter how black, asian, latino, or Irish you are, because if you're even 1/64th white that means you are blessed with the genes of the master race and therefore white.
Then again while I may be white I'm not a white supremacist, so I'm operating on different logic here.

has anyone else fapped to that ancestry commercial with the freckled brown lady?

>That commercial where the 87% African person has 3% Scandinavian
>It's incredibly obvious that at some point one of her ancestors was bought by some Norwegian and raped

Also those Africans she danced with looked like they wanted to rape her desu.

>3/4 german ancestry
>last few generations were all in america
>grew up and have lived in bongland since I was 3
I feel more british than anything desu

I dont watch this show enough so Im weirded out by any character with actual moving legs instead of them just wobbling.

>South parks needs more whacky retarded comedy and less fucking politics

Isn't that what Matt and Trey said this season was going to be? I guess they changed their minds.

Farther back than grandparents doesn't count.

It's almost as if the context of where you grew up gave you more of an identity than some small % of your heritage!
What the fuuuuuck?!?!

It's the ones that want to belong to something or think that small percentage makes them ethnic.

I mean the one drop rule was used to discriminate people as not being pure white but now people are using it to ger opression points.

But eh I guess if you look white anf think you're white and peoole think you're white then you're white.

I'm Mexican, I always thought of myself as the standard Mestizo. A relative offered to do a DNA test for me and when the results came in I found that more than half of my genes were European which was more than I expect. 20% of those genes came from White Brits.

But I don't fucking go and say I'm British, I still feel like a beaner and I tell people I'm a beaner.

I aso had like 1% of Pacific Islander which was amusing as fuck.

That said it's interestimg to know what you're made of and were your ancestora come from but some people just let it get to their heads.

Because the meme of whiteness lays in purity, not to mention the one-drop rule came about as multiracial erasure. If I'm not mistaken One Drop Rule became "official" when legislators were keen on erasing Mulatto from the census. Because having a bunch of quadroons, mulattos, and Sambos running about was embarassing just call them niggers and pretend there's no white in them.

Sorry for the typos.

Changed their minds ? More like they did a fucking 540°
>White peoples parade
>North Korea
>Ancestry
I'd say that's pretty fucking political in this current time.

Speaking about the NK thing. I just saw the latest episode yesterday, did Sup Forums fucking riot with the twitter thing? Did they get a """"""""""""""""reason""""""""""""""""" to call South Park an SJW cuck bait bullshit shill show?

Can't they do something original instead of making the same tired digs at stuff everyone's been aware of since 2013?

>IT WAS STILL FUNNY!
>And it will be funny again, I promise you!
I love those guys. Double the fuck down

I can't say mate, hasn't aired the in the UK yet and I ain't watched it online. Sorry senpai

>tfw beaner with some german dna
Do I let muslims stay in my house now?

Why is that, anyways? Why is it only Burgerland that has this problem, and not the Britbongs or Aussies?

You're just a fucking beaner.

t. 2m tall beaner with white complexion

Become the next Carlos Mencia.

What I meant was that they said this season was just going to focus on the goofy plots and not politics, but instead it ended up being as political as ever.

>tfw no victim DNA
Feels good, victim culture in recent years has been terrible

>2m=6.5 feet
???

>This shit has been around for years
>I decide to try it out and about three weeks later South Park does an episode shitting on it

Come on

Bongs have other self-hating issues like "we conquered the world, we should be ashamed of that!"

This is what I wanted with South Park but not with Randy

After three shit seasons, and two unfunny episodes of this run - on top of them stating this season would focus more on the kids and less on topical situations and continuity - it's easy to see why they'd call it "cuck shit".

South Park isn't a trend setter anymore, they simply follow them. It's pretty fucking pathetic that one of the most creative, down to Earth shows has now succumb to outdated jokes you'd see on a 40 year old's Twitter page.

I was agreeing with lad. What I ment was "changing their mind" is a massive understatement.

6 feet 6 inches
Don't blame me for your retarded metric system.

if it's any consolation, most of it has become a meme in the mainstream by now and things like that are like fads that come and go anyway. Unfortunately the reaction groups that pop up against them will outstay their welcome and become the new nuisance and perpetual victims. That is already happening.

Because Britain actually has a culture and a history.

And aussies are Sick Cunts.

>In all levels but physical, I am German
>[KEKS INTERNALLY]

The problem is still ongoing (if not getting worse and worse) so I'd say it's perfectly relevant.

I'd wager a couple reasons.
WASPs are a pretty bland repressive culture, when the cliche of your culture is your utter lack of excitement and blandness it's easy to feel it doesn't exist.
Also America celebrates its mongrel immigrantness hard and WASPs are basically the guys who have been here so long that they've forgotten what comes before the -American.
Also ironically America is young, it's only got two centuries of history on this rock over 1/5th of which is spent i the frivolous modern age.
Europe is Millennia of history. Australia drank their way to a culture.

Yeah, I always had a feeling that victim culture really wouldn't be able to take a long lasting hold outside of the internet. And yeah, a bunch of other victims have popped up, but that will go away in time as well, probably even faster

Fuck you Americunts, stop trying to make us abandon our people living in the British territories of Gibraltar and the Falklands.

Reminds me of one of the Try Guys vids my apologies for the inadvertent shilling, but it's tangentially relevant where they took a similar test and when this one white guy called Keith was found to have some African everyone, admittedly jokingly, was acting like he should feel less pride and more shame that his people likely raped another.
Well firstly, there's no evidence it was rape. I know the likelihood is not high but you never know, bastard kids as the byproduct of inconvenient affection at the time can happen.

Second and more importantly even if it was rape, yes one side were rapist but also that means one side of Keith's family were raped. So morally it's 50/50 for every descendant after the incident. You can't tell them just because they look white they have to take the guilt of others, their great great great grandwhatever was raped. How dare you.

Then again I guess we probably shouldn't be celebrating the oppression of our ancestors in any capacity, but if stand up comedy has taught me anything there's no law against it and it makes for good entertainment.

The creators have gotten old and out of touch, too worn/weighed down to be current, they aren't the 'angry young geniuses' they were before.

or Cartman convincing Butters an asteroid hit the Earth. so he could keep him in a bomb shelter. all so he could go to mexican restaurant?

or when cartman convinces every kid in town to tell the police their parents molested the. so they could go to concerts and do what they wanted.

even the episode about them calling the bikers Fags was pretty great.

Thank God, I was convinced I was the only one who felt this way because:
1, No one I know even watches TV anymore so they don't even see those commercials to begin with
2. I know several people who took part it in and one of them actually got excited when they found out one of their grandmothers was German-Jew. I didn't want to be "that guy" who went "so fucking what, you wanna start saying you're a German-Jew now?".

Inheriting guilt is a millenia year old tale, and frankly has outstayed its welcome. It's alright to joke about what ancestors might have done or despite it, but in no way should that be transfered to descendents

>Murricans are of Murrican descent. Nothing wrong with that.
Wish it was okay to be proud to be an American without being called a patriotic redneck faggot.

>2. I know several people who took part it in and one of them actually got excited when they found out one of their grandmothers was German-Jew. I didn't want to be "that guy" who went "so fucking what, you wanna start saying you're a German-Jew now?".

Even before the dna testing was a thing you had people claiming they were 1/32 cherokee, claiming they were irish/german/french despite having nothing to back those claims up.

T H I S
Inheriting guilt is fucking retarded and on the same level of shit like white supremacist pride.

>despite having nothing to back those claims up.
It's not as if having proof somehow makes it any better. You still look like a douche for being happy because you had one great great uncle who was black. Everyone in this country is mixed, it'd actually be more remarkable to find someone who isn't an immigrant and has a pure line here.

Europeans, due to the diversity of features, have an easy time getting a general idea of ancestry when combined with last names.

Even before my parents got their DNA tested. We already knew we were scot, english, french, dutch. My features definitely scream Celt. Then the dna test confirmed everything. the only surprise was the tiny bit of slav. which we don't know where it came from. since we know our family tree back hundreds of years and don't see a slav.

I agree it's stupid but to change it would cause people to question the, "So why is it if my father dies with debt, I inherit the debt?" kind of legalities. Then you'd have a giant section of laws that need to be re-evaluated and re-written.

I think it's more people would rather be greedy and claim what they think they are owed than actually change the law to be sensible.

Why does my country suck so much ass? Why couldn't I be born in an obscure but nice country?

>I never really got the One-Drop Rule.
It's was created as way to maximize your slave labor force.

Hopefully faster.

Did South Park go back to being South Park? Or do i need to watch the other episodes to understand whats happening?

It's not very linear anymore, only lasting change is Cartman has a girlfriend but he can't stand being in a relationship

I know, right? How dare those people take interest in their ancestry?

fellow mestizo here. I dont want to take those tests because I heard the jews that own the companies will just sell your data. I would be shocked if I had more than 10% indio blood in me

Goddammit Trey, stop with the fucking Randy episodes. Why can't we have just 1 episode that doesn't focus on either Randy or Cartman. Just one, that's all I want.

Would you eat ice cream that was 1% shit?
Would you consider a pile of shit with 1% ice cream to be part ice cream?

I'm Italian but I've never been to Italian, can't speak Italian, and never grew up in an Italian culture household.

So why does it matter for me to go, "I'm Italian!" when that only seems to be true on paper?

>Why can't we have just 1 episode that doesn't focus on either Randy or Cartman.
The last episode was about Tweek. I mean yeah Cartman was the B plot but that still kinda counts.

The Randy-obsession is just a symptom of them becoming old worn-out hacks, because they find him so much more 'relatable' due to being old.

> (You)
>I'm Italian but I've never been to Italian, can't speak Italian, and never grew up in an Italian culture household.
>So why does it matter for me to go, "I'm Italian!" when that only seems to be true on paper?

Why should it have to matter to you? Some people find that stuff fascinating.

Really, a food analogy?

A lot of processed foods you've eaten throughout your life have been tested to have the minimal "accepted" amount of rat feces, insects, and other germs that got caught in the machines during production. So yes, the Haagen Daz ice cream you do eat probably does have 1% shit in it.

funny how liberals have rejected religion but still hold onto original sin

Doesn't everything have fecal matter on it? I remember a newstory about fecal mater in the ice Starbucks used in their coffee. But that it didn't really matter because almost every food has 'shit' chemicals on it. Plus that's a retarded analogy.

Because it's superficial and almost phony to get excited over a culture that you now claim is part of you despite that only being true on paper.

I don't think if I went to Italy right now and said I'm one of you guys, it would go over well.

Shit like this and the informative murder porn episode make me question how much daytime TV matt and trey watch

Maybe they don't want to do that at all? Maybe they just think the information in and of itself holds value. Even if it is superficial, why does it matter?

>get a 23 and me test as a present
>100% european, mostly scandi, french, and Brit-bong
>liberal mom flips her shit because she liked to cosplay as part-Jewish and part native American
>pays me a cool hundred in exchange for my never posting it on social media and keeping it secret from all her cool art friends

>Implying this is only a liberal thing
They're not the ones that keep praising their white ancestors for supposedly creating civilization. It cuts both ways. You can't claim credit for shit your great great grandaddy did and then go "oh but I'm not an asshole like he was!"

>why does it matter?
Yeah, exactly, why does it matter? Why bother with it at all?
>Cause it's interesting
But why does it matter, huh?

>get a 23 and me test as a present
Jesus christ.
I find that kind of funny, sad and pathetic at the same time.

I'm not them, it's not my place to say or to judge them. That's kind of the point. ;)

No fucking way. Please no.

It's far more complex than that. Traditional WASP culture (at least outside the low and working class) has been more or less dead for a couple of decades, replaced largely by an East Coast cosmopolitan culture. Even then, it hadn't really been the major facet of American culture since the mid-19th century. Most everyone simply developed and stuck with a regional culture compounded with a more specific local culture along with any native culture that immigrants retained. When people say that white people don't have any culture they're usually referring to a subculture that simply fallen by the wayside or are talking about an existing subculture that doesn't have much traction in the greater American culture, typically those found in the Midwest.

He had half of the screentime, granted I do think it was a good episode and his part wasn't bad at all, but it was a pretty standard Cartman plot to me. I'd prefer an episode focused on the other kids, or of the four of them and just 1 plot. Not any Randy/Cartman B-plot shit.

>I'm better than you cause I don't judge others :)
>He says while judging someone

I didn't say I was better, I just implied it.

Your ancestry barely matters outside of genetic conditions and diseases.

Oh, I see, my mistake.

This sounds so fake and retarded, that there is no way you could have made up this thinking we would believe you.

Meh, I was interested in having my stuff tested and said that I'd enjoy it.

Presents should be things people appreciate and have fun with, but don't necessarily "need", they're even better if you can give experiences rather than a bunch of garbage that clutters living space.
Tickets to shows, dinners out, trips, and weird shit like genetic tests are fine presents.