A MESS HE'S SWEATY

A MESS HE'S SWEATY
NO VOTES
GUAC IS READY

HE'S NERVOUS
BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS
SLOW AND STEADY

Vote jebby

Spaghetti

GET READY
TO VOTE JEBBIE
HIS BROTHER DID IT ALREADY
HIS MOM SAYS HES READY

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF
IN THE TURTLES
DONALD HURT US
IM PAYING 50K A VOTE

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT
TO PLEASE YOUR AQUATIC BROS
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME

GO OUT AND SPAGHETTI ON JEBBY

Will the real Jeb Bush please stand up?

I want to hang out with jeb, he looks like he's a nice guy

Slow and steady. Slow and steady.

ONLY THREE DELEGATES NOW
HE'S BLOWN IT NOW
50K A VOTE WHERE DID IT GO NOW?
HIS TURTLES ARE GONNA DROWN

just the designated jebposter passing by

Yeb, the /r9k/ candidate.

kek

Which is better: Jebposting or Tedposting?

POOR JEB, YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD

as the designated jebposter, jebposting is better by far

...

THROW AWAY THE DELEGATES
IT AINT GONNA HELP

WHAT YOU GONNA DO AGAINST A CANDIDATE WHO CLAPS FOR HIMSELF?

*teleports behind you*
Heh... guess you haven't heard of Garyposting...
*unsheathes coathanger*
That's too bad... kiddo...

Tedposting done right is easier to do and has more content to use.
Jebposting done right isn't for everyone, and is much funnier.

Sorry. I don't really know the proper lyrics or tune to the song. I'm just hoping that I get it right.

I disagree. Tedposting has branched out since the primaries, now involving different people and being able to adapt to different scenarios, while Jebposting seems to be one track. And just because it's one track doesn't mean it's always good.

i laughed at turtles are gonna drown

fucking jeb

HE'S SO SAD
BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP, TRUMPY

someone explain the jeb meme and why he faded away

He is just so laughable and quite sad. On top of that he did a bunch of wierd things like showing off how he kept turtle toys in his pocket or how he said "please clap" or that apparently he may have beat up a black guy or he sells guac bowls.

Jebposting created jebcore

Somebody once told me that Trump was gonna troll me
I ain't the smartest guy in the race
i was looking kind of dumb since my guac bowl has become
a symbol of me stuck in the last place

Well the polls start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the Trump and i lose to his cunning
Doesn't make sense to keep up on the run
Frontrunner sucks 3 percent is more fun

So much to make, so much to eat
So what's wrong with buying a guac bowl
You'll never know if you don't buy
I'm kissing my career good bye

[CHORUS]
Hey Trump, you're in first place, embarrass me, all day
Please now, don't build a wall, for my wife i had to, pay
and my daughter's a junkie
Just fuck my shit up, fa-mi-ly

It's a dark place and they say it gets darker
I'm losing hard wait till i lose harder
Sadly none begs to differ
Judging by the hole in the budget issue

The crowds that come are getting pretty thin
The ratings getting low so i'm sure i can't win
My life is shit. How about yours?
I hate it when Dubya makes me do chores

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some cash for Mexicans
They need to get themselves over to vo-ote
I said Yeb! What concept
I could use a little votes myself
And i won't be my family's shame


Well the polls start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the Trump and i lose to his cunning
Doesn't make sense to keep up on the run
Frontrunner sucks 3 percent is more fun

So much to make, so much to eat
So what's wrong with buying a guac bowl
You'll never know if you don't buy
I'm kissing my career good bye

[Chorus]
and my daughter's a junkie
Just fuck my shit up, fa-mi-ly