I got 100%

Prove you're ashkenazi masterrrace

>women.com/nicole/quiz-how-well-do-you-know-jewish-slang
>gets 0%
>wishes to've grown up in an upper class reformed jewish household.
sorry goy

2ez

I'd've skipped this thread but I've not witnessed the contraction of to and have, spelled this way since 1907.

As a German this is too easy, because the Jews stole our words and just spell them like a retarded infant

got 100%

watched too much seinfeld

Oy vey das some racis shit.

Also too easy desu.

Try the triple, people say I should not have used a triple contraction but I ask why I shouldn't've

Ugh, Yiddish is the most disgusting sounding language on the planet.

>I got 100%
oy gevalt.
>learned all of this by playing a jewish point n click game about a rabbi who gets jewed by another rabbi

I knew no Jewish slang but oy gevalt and got 100%, there must be a massive curve on this.

kvetch more
wipe your tears with a shmatte

>I'd've
please.......

'twou'dn't've the same effect :/

I didn't know most of these words - is it possible that I have latent Jewry in me?

Keeping it simple for the other anons, get to advanced and they wouldn't've'd understood

Fuck me, I think you cant score anything but 100%
Is this even for real?
This "language" is absolutely disgusting

You'dn't've noticed my triple lest I showed you.

it's the same as yours, hans

Im not Jewish, I dont care about foreigners

I'm guessing all three options make sense for each slang phrase?

Fuck you you nigger Jewish or hebrew or whateverhtfuck is an abomination whereas german is the greatest language in the world
WAGE ES NOCH EINMAL SCHLECHT ÜBER DIE DEUTSCHE SPRACHE ZU REDEN UND DU WIRST VERGAST UNTERMENSCH

Context clues make it easy

>reports to ADL
>goes to prison
sorry hans