CAN'T ________ THE WEINER

CAN'T ________ THE WEINER
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can't subpoena the weiner

CANT SCHLONG THE WEINER

can't win the weiner

can't out-schemer the weiner

jack

cant squeeze the wiener

I like this

Anthony 'Can't Queen Her' Weiner

Cant' scheme the wein
Can't beat the weiner

Can't misdemeanor the weiner

lelelelelelel

>his kid is in the pic

Holy fucking shit, i'm triggered

How come he didn't serve jail time? When I enjoy a Chris Hansen show, it's obvious that they all are sent to prison

CAN'T WIENER THE WEINER

Can't lick the weiner

He didn't actually fuck kiddies you know

CANT DEMEANOR THE WEINER

CAN'T WIN HER THE WEINER

>that pic
Is... is that a dick pic with a little kid? What the fuck?

it's actually Huma's son

So did neither of the guest starred @Chris Hansen.

It's obvious from the sexting what Weiner wants.

Don't take pictures of your erect penis with me or my wife's son ever again

How ironic is it though that this guy's last name is weiner?

CAN'T DEMEAN THE WEIN

it's pronounced "whiner" actually

Top kek

Can't outlook the Weiner!

Pottery.

Weiner shrinks in the spotlight

Cold day for Weiner

Wife unimpressed with Weiner or Girls unimpressed with Weiner

can't feed her the weiner

Can't Screener The Weiner

Can't schlong the dong

bretty sure its a felony to send dick pics to lolis

Different rules apply for celebrities and politicians. This much should be obvious by now.

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Can't stiff the weiner, you dumbbasses

>you tried

CAN'T SUBPOENA THE WEINER

Best so far

Can't subpoener the weiner

Cant jerk the weiner

Albeit they have to establish the "knowingly" bit. Mea culpa and all... Still, this guy has hooked us up with a new FBI investigation.

Anthony "once hes seen her, its a misdemeanor" weiner

Can't tweener the Weiner

Alternately with the "whiner" pronunciation,

Anthony "aint gonna wine her and dine her" weiner

cant clean her with wiener

Cant shake the weiner

Cant skin the weiner

Can't heckle the schmeckle?

Can't "Open the border to let in the beaners because of" The Weiner

Can't Vacuum cleaner the weiner.
Say it out loud.

"Can't Cleaver the Weiner"

Kek

Cant baloney the anthony

Can't circumcise the weiner

Tony suck my pony Weiner

lmao!

Oh come on this isn't that hard you autists

Anthony "Corruption Cleaner" Weiner
Anthony "Emails leak liberals freak" Weiner
Anthony "You should have seen her" Weiner
"YOU CAN'T CLEAN HER" - ANTHONY WEINER

Or pronunciation
Can't confine the Wien

good one

>Can't circumcise the weiner

U CANT KEEP A GOOD WEINER DOWN

best one here

Anthony "I saved America from the Beaners" Weiner

Cant skin the wein

Can't shoah the wiener

CAN'T KEK THIS FUCK

Can't carabiner the Weiner

Jews confirmed for ideal facial aesthetic.

Lmfao perfect

But that doesn't account for his rabid sexuality at all.

Can't Bury The Weiner

Can't Beaner the Weiner

Anthony "slide my niner in that minor "weiner "

Cant weiner the tweener.

Subpoena and Weiner do not rhyme, not even slightly.

L2 speak English.

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No More Beaners Thanks to Weiner

Say it with a brooklyn accent

The point is he can't be rekt by the system, not his ((((apparent)))) link to underage girls. CTR please leave.

Beaner please.

Can't get the weiner between her

They do if you're British.

Every day until it is acknowledged as reality.

Can't finger the weiner

Not bad, but he already is circumcised, being Jewish and all.

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CAN'T CLEAVER THE WEINER

Holy shit, fellow burger. There's more to rhyming than "le final syllable" meme

Good ones

So, his wife Huma... if she took his last name her full name would be Huma Weiner...

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Not at all you illiterate retard

Can't Schemer the w=Weiner
Can't Schlong the Dong
Can't Gimmick the Big Dick
Can't Beat the Meat
Can't Decoy the Big Boy
Can't Feint the Taint
Can't Callus the Phallus
Can't Trick the Dick
Can't Impose the Hose

In case you guys still don't believe me, here's some spicy hot OC of the weinerwife. GO AHEAD AND TELL ME I'M WRONG.

Cant abedin the wein

>Anthony "deport the beaner" Weiner.

Cant indict the kike.

I always think of Jim Varney when I see all of the stupid faces Anthony Weiner makes.

Can't Reject the Erect